Notices by Legit_Spaghetti (legit_spaghetti@mastodo.neoliber.al)

There's an exercise they teach you where you go from "Well, this shit fucking sucks" and reframe it into "What would it take for this shit to not suck so fucking much?"

I feel like we all would like shit to suck a little less. If your shit's fucked, think of what can be done to start the process of unfucking it.

Everyone is fighting a hard battle. In a world that sucks ass, being kind is the most punk thing you can do. That includes being kind to your own dumb self.

@ai6yr Sunday night is a GREAT FUCKING TIME for someone to shit the bed. Well, not so much shit the bed, more like diverted untreated sewage into a mattress warehouse.

There's a kid named Kylo at the pool who was very obviously born after episode VII and I fucking cannot.

ME: "Some light would be nice."

LIFE: "Best I can do is more tunnel."

ME: "..."

LIFE: "..."

ME: "I would like to speak with your supervisor."

@LoganFive You can absolutely just say that.

@LoganFive Ah, well, yeah. Although back when I was hiring people, I always appreciated candor a lot more than slick and practiced answers.

Welp, after 21 years with Blizzard Entertainment, I was laid off today. What an incredible journey. I got to be part of challenging, exciting projects, and I played a part in shaping the company's voice for over two decades.

One thing you learn living in California is that the most intense growth usually follows after a wildfire. Some plants even require fire to release their seeds.

So we'll see what comes next. If you need an editor on your team, hit me up.

#GetFediHired

@NickGates @noondlyt THE OBSESSION WITH ACCUMULATING WEALTH SHOULD BE SEEN AS A MENTAL ILLNESS REQUIRING HOSPITALIZATION

RISING LION AND MIDNIGHT HAMMER

Stop Giving Military Operations Porn Names Challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

It's 1991, and a republican president is embroiling us in a bullshit war in the Middle East.

It's 2003, and a republican president is embroiling us in a bullshit war in the Middle East.

It's 2025, and a republican president is embroiling us in a bullshit war in the Middle East.

Someone with Swiss cheese brain should not have the power to order a nuclear strike. It wasn't cool when Reagan was in office, and it's even less cool now.

I'd be EXTREMELY worried about going to war under this administration. Like 11 out of 10 worried. The conman in chief is a certified imbecile. The secretary of defense is an out of control drunk. Our intelligence organizations are most likely compromised.

If the US invades Iran, it won't be like Desert Storm. It will be a complete disaster, soup to nuts.

So here's hoping the lunatics get distracted by another shiny thing.

@skinnylatte Scientology can't do anything without looking like complete weirdos. "Courtney, Writer"? Like, what KIND of writer? Why do we need to know this woman's profession? Did they put this in there so people wouldn't think the dog was the Scientologist, but then couldn't come up with a more specific job description?

It's just all so fucking WEIRD.

@skinnylatte Earlier draft probably read "Courtney, human woman (not a dog!)"

@CindyWeinstein

And while we are on the subject of personal accomplishment, should any student accomplish the opportunity to have sex, our school is happy to help.

I am HOWLING with laughter. This fucking dweeb. This utter imbecile. This irredeemable, insufferable, idiotic incel.

Miller is the kind of fascist who couldn't get laid in highschool and turned that into a lifelong grudge against women and men he perceives as getting things Miller thinks he should have.

No I'm not saying "rioters" should block major freeways in the area. That's definitely not what I'm saying. Whatever would give you that idea?

So they're sending in 2,000 national guard to L.A. to deal with the "riots?”

Be funny if they got stuck in L.A. traffic and didn't get there until the party's already over.

I'm ALSO not suggesting that if you're a national guardsman driving one of those trucks, maybe you get turned around and take the wrong exit. Happens all the time. We got a really confusing road network.

As an adult, I've always been a diplomat and a peacemaker, the kind of guy who always wants to put other people at ease. I'm realizing now that in no small part that's because as a child, I was always the one trying to manage the morose moods of my covert narcissist mother in a vain attempt to win her approval.

And man, how disapproving she was. She'd fat shame me on one hand, then push her half-eaten plate to me to finish. No wonder I'm in food #recovery today. But it gets so much worse.

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@jessew "There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, Dim being really dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening."