Notices by TheJen is fucking pissed (thejen@beige.party)

Juniper pollen is still kicking my ass up and down, but the ash has quit. So that's nice. Lord have mercy my poor body is so beat up right now. I have been sick for 2 months.

@kimlockhartga I knew better than to move to the desert and friggin did it anyway. Fortunately, that will be cured soon. I am so sick. Bloody hell.

@kimlockhartga RIGHT? "It's good for the lungs." SAYS WHO? 19th century tuberculosis patients?

@kimlockhartga Pretty much.

If you're worried about your credit score, game that shit too. Student loan debt reported? Contest it. They have to go back and prove the debt is yours. As it gets sold, resold, etc, the documentation gets lost, misplaced, names spelled wrong, Yada Yada.

You keep these credit reporting companies spinning to prove it. This keeps it off your report for other purposes. I have done this FOR YEARS.

They can't prove I owe it anymore. For all intents and purposes, I never had student loans. Nobody can find the documentation anymore.

Game the system, my loves. They fuck you, fuck them back.

Welp. The bikini clad sex bots have arrived. Super.

Sorry, Candy, I'm not your type.

Pretty happy my kiddo, after 2 years working on an engineering degree gave it up in favor of the trades.

Why?

An American college degree is now absolutely worthless.

Chicken schumer is a stupid motherfucker.

"Chicken" is an autocorrect, but I'm gonna leave it.

@hannu_ikonen Remembering this one time while protesting in Portland where we actually kettled the cops and pushed them back into the federal building. They were scared of a bunch of moms. It was glorious.

I have cut basically every major American retailer out of my life. The only one left is Gmail, and that has to stay for now until I sell this house as the utilities are on it, and it's frankly too much trouble to change it before we GTFO OF HERE.

I don't use it for anything else. I still have protonmail only because the friggin internet archive won't recognize tutamail.

My laptop is on Libre office. Vivaldi browser. Of course I rarely crack the thing anymore.

I killed Amazon last year. I have had some trouble with ebay sellers, but no more than expected, really. I get everything else I need from people with an e-commerce website.

Fancy that.

@msbellows Linux. I don't remember which one. I don't really use it much.

@msbellows It's a lot better now than it used to be. More user friendly, but it still takes a minute.

I mean, fine, whatever, it's my favorite video game OF ALL TIME, but... *taps mic*

HALF LIFE 3? ANYONE? *COUGHS*

https://www.vice.com/en/article/half-life-2-is-getting-a-geforce-rtx-remaster-yay-many-fans-hate-the-visual-upgrades-oh/

The bubble is popping.

2 months. It took this fucker two fucking months to blow the whole thing to smithereens.

Brother in Kyiv had to put on both pants and boots because putin is sending hypersonics. The AAs don't catch them all.

So tired. I WANT A NAAAAAP

Some folks think that a climate change fueled longer growing season is awesome. But it's not. Many, many plants require what is called cold stratification in order to fruit or seeds to sprout. Fruit trees, for example.

This is a preclude to a mass flora extinction. No fruit =no seeds = bye bye.

Goebbels was an insecure little man.

Musk is an insecure little man.

They are DANGEROUS.

Dear Kentucky whisky makers:

Pound sand, fuckwits.

You voted for it. Enjoy!

SEC offices are closing. Buckle up, kids, you're about to find out how fun the "free market" is.