Notices by TheJen will not comply (thejen@beige.party)

It's really no mystery why I don't have many friends.

Oh come the fuck on.

Celebrating Joe Walsh becoming a Democrat is cheering on the fox in the henhouse. He didn't suddenly have a crisis of conscience, he's a republican. He will do WHATEVER IT TAKES to stay in the public eye so he can continue his grift.

Have none of you fucking paid attention all this time? Do you not see the fucking game?

Fucking hell.

So I do not have a recurring dream, per se, but I have a recurring THEME to my dreams. Every single night I discover a secret room somewhere. Sometimes places I know, mostly places I don't. Sometimes they are full of treasures, not necessarily precious metal type treasures, but things like art supplies, or really great clothes, and sometimes nothing at all but volumous space like a great hall. Sometimes it's a secret passage to an unknown land.

I do not know what to make of them. They are hardly ever scary, mostly intriguing, and exciting.

This has been going on for years, BTW

Help?

#dreams

Hitler and Röhm also had a great relationship until Hitler murdered Röhm during the Night of the Long Knives, but I'm sure there is no applicable analog we can point to today...

Wait.

@steter Molè sauce particularly in the northwest of Mexico is chocolate and chiles. It is one of my most favorite flavor combos ever.

BTW, the secret to chili that blows your goddamned mind: Cocoa powder. Unsweetened. 2-3 Tablespoons per 3 pounds of meat is all you need. It makes the chiles (I assume you use real chiles and not a packet of powder) taste AMAZING.

Little heat, all flavor.

Fuck that's good.

OMG YOU GUYS:

ANTIQUE, OUT OF PRINT CROCHET PATTERN BOOK LIBRARY.

DOWNLOADABLE.

https://www.antiquepatternlibrary.org/html/warm/irishcro.htm

There is a lot more in here. Hit the catalog button at the top of the page for the whole thing by category. Holy cow.

"The best thing some people can do for us is die."

Tessaia in The Witcher.

Looking east, I cannot see the mountains on the other side of the Rio Grande Valley the dust is blowing so hard.

I'm a woman and I enjoy being a woman, but sometimes I really wish I had an epic beard to stroke while thinking.

The hubs helped me clean out and organize the chest freezer today. Found lots of hidden gems in there. Cherry strawberry cobbler is happening later. :)

Also: SOOO MANY FROZEN BANANAS OMG. I'll get the boy to help me take the fruit out of the skins and into freezer bags later. Lord. Haha.

Sometimes not throwing things away is annoying, but the banana bread will be epic.

Juniper pollen is still kicking my ass up and down, but the ash has quit. So that's nice. Lord have mercy my poor body is so beat up right now. I have been sick for 2 months.

@kimlockhartga I knew better than to move to the desert and friggin did it anyway. Fortunately, that will be cured soon. I am so sick. Bloody hell.

@kimlockhartga RIGHT? "It's good for the lungs." SAYS WHO? 19th century tuberculosis patients?

@kimlockhartga Pretty much.

If you're worried about your credit score, game that shit too. Student loan debt reported? Contest it. They have to go back and prove the debt is yours. As it gets sold, resold, etc, the documentation gets lost, misplaced, names spelled wrong, Yada Yada.

You keep these credit reporting companies spinning to prove it. This keeps it off your report for other purposes. I have done this FOR YEARS.

They can't prove I owe it anymore. For all intents and purposes, I never had student loans. Nobody can find the documentation anymore.

Game the system, my loves. They fuck you, fuck them back.

Welp. The bikini clad sex bots have arrived. Super.

Sorry, Candy, I'm not your type.

Pretty happy my kiddo, after 2 years working on an engineering degree gave it up in favor of the trades.

Why?

An American college degree is now absolutely worthless.

Chicken schumer is a stupid motherfucker.

"Chicken" is an autocorrect, but I'm gonna leave it.

@hannu_ikonen Remembering this one time while protesting in Portland where we actually kettled the cops and pushed them back into the federal building. They were scared of a bunch of moms. It was glorious.