Notices by HighlandLawyer (highlandlawyer@mastodon.social)

@cstross @Infoseepage @jef @LRRRonEarth @ainmosni
Defining "primary home" as the smallest residential property one owns; otherwise rule lawyering would result in mega-complexes being built as the "home", & separately massive inflation of property prices.

@jef @cstross @LRRRonEarth @ainmosni
About 3 thousand worldwide isn't it? So assuming 15 mins to walk each one up to the chopping block, do the deed, then clear up for the next that would be 750 hours, or just over a month continually.
Realistically therefore you're going to need multiple devices- 63 or 64 if you want to get through them all in a single day.

@Infoseepage @foolishowl @cstross
I'd settle for Golgafrincham Ark Fleet Ship B(illionaires)

@PaulaMaddox @cstross
Local cafe here sells the "Highlander Burger" - beef burger, haggis, cheese, & onion rings.

Don't have a picture of that one, but here's their "Tower of Power"

@br00t4c
So, he's openly promoting "national socialism" one might say.

<narrator: National Socialism is of course socialist in the same way that most Peoples Democratic Republics were democratic/>

@ancients @cstross
But not necessarily the last book in the Laundryverse...

@cstross @jawarajabbi
Wasn't the prior root (ie why it is a sealion rather than some other animal) from SHWI & the Sealion threads? (RIP Alison Brooks)

@zeri @cstross
Year is probably inaccurate due to damage to the historical records during the Eugenics War (possibly corruption from LLM "AI")

@Uilebheist @cstross
Organised religion is sometimes capable of generating original content.

@Di4na @cstross
As a side note to that, what to do about all the Boomers getting equity release plans, thereby on their death transferring their accumulated capital to financial institutions rather than their offspring?
That's going to cause a massive increase in the concentration of wealth within the timespan of a single generation, on top of how much that's occurred since the '80s.

@cstross
Build said iron lung support systems into military vehicles. Whether those are tankettes or W40k style dreadnaught walkers is a matter of choice and/or level of technological investment. Ditto for tongue & eyeball tracking based controls versus nerve implants.
Voila, instant totally loyal heavy military force, where at the merest hint of disloyalty the High Command can turn off life support.

@marjolica @cstross
Which reminds me of the court case where a couple were caught having sex in the toilets of a private club; he was suspended for a month & she was expelled. She brought sex discrimination case; the club defended on the basis that they were in the *gents* toilets, had it been the *ladies* she would have been suspended & he expelled.

(Unisex toilets solve so many problems)

@abstractcode @cstross
One of the timelines where the Norman conquest failed, leaving Anglisc fully part of the German language continuum.

@simonbp @khleedril @abstractcode @cstross
Yes, the TL where the Treaty of Union created a federal state of England, Netherlands, Scotland (& latterly Ireland) resulting in an enduring white supremacist Empire still controlling over three-quarters of the world in the C21st isn't the best one. Especially with the increase in early industrialisation bringing about massive climate change half a century earlier.

@marjolica @Helenisenough @ChrisMayLA6
They also have a map showing where the compensated slaveowners lived
https://www.ucl.ac.uk/lbs/maps/britain/#zoom=6&lng=-3.889160&lat=54.699234

@Indyposterboy @CloudyMrs @LillyHerself
The "North Britain" strategy. Its return matches the change in Unionism: it used to be that mainstream Scottish Unionists accepted that Scotland was a nation with its own culture, etc. but argued the best option for that nation was to remain within the UK. As that argument has become visibly more untenable, it has switched to a British Nationalist position, that the UK consists of a single British nation, administratively divided into historical regions.

@georgetakei
Come to Scotland for a macaroni pie roll...

@mykhaylo
Look, I'm sure that once they've taken the Sudetenland that will be the end of their territorial demands... Oops, sorry, different century but same bullshit.

@Roadwarrior29 @Beedazzled
Xenophobic mugs...

@dgar