My brothers and sisters and other siblings of the Triple Goddess, meet your new Secretary of the Navy, Hung Cao: "There’s a place in Monterey, California called Lovers Point. The original name was Lovers of Christ Point, but now it’s become, they took out the ‘Christ,’ it’s Lovers Point and it's really, Monterey is a very dark place now, with a lot of witchcraft and the Wiccan community has really taken over and we can’t let that happen in Virginia."
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Jef Poskanzer (jef@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 23-Apr-2026 10:47:54 JST
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Jef Poskanzer (jef@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 19-Apr-2026 12:30:35 JST
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@evan Patton Oswalt has a good story about being in the files too.
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Jef Poskanzer (jef@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 19-Apr-2026 12:21:02 JST
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@penryu @evan I searched when it came out and yep, I'm in there because of the BSD copyright.
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Jef Poskanzer (jef@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 17-Apr-2026 13:36:22 JST
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@anildash Robert Reich uses 'centibillionaire' a lot and my teeth are getting eroded from all the grinding.
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Jef Poskanzer (jef@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 17-Apr-2026 09:23:41 JST
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@anildash Thank you for using the proper metric prefix for x100!
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Jef Poskanzer (jef@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Apr-2026 04:22:14 JST
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@MastodonEngineering I'm still getting "Uncaught TypeError: Object.hasOwn is not a function". You have fixed this exact bug at least twice before, how about fixing it again?
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Jef Poskanzer (jef@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2026 07:59:41 JST
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Found a gif of what Artemis II re-entering will look like
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Jef Poskanzer (jef@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Apr-2026 22:01:16 JST
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@Gargron @bogosian @scottjenson Yeah, direct all complaints to John Mastodon
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Jef Poskanzer (jef@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Mar-2026 13:53:41 JST
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Jef Poskanzer (jef@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Mar-2026 13:53:41 JST
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Let's go #NoKings!
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Jef Poskanzer (jef@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Mar-2026 13:53:41 JST
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Getting ready for #NoKings Oakland.
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Jef Poskanzer (jef@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Mar-2026 13:53:40 JST
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#NoKings Oakland
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Jef Poskanzer (jef@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 07-Mar-2026 10:33:27 JST
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The driver must have opened their door into the path of an e-bike going 700 mph. No way to see it coming at that speed.
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Jef Poskanzer (jef@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 23-Feb-2026 03:08:05 JST
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@thomasfuchs What if it makes the printing press explode though
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Jef Poskanzer (jef@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 15-Feb-2026 12:52:48 JST
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Happy Valentine's Day to Transit Mastodon!
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Jef Poskanzer (jef@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 08-Feb-2026 02:32:24 JST
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@thomasfuchs I smelled some chalk yesterday am I gonna die??
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Jef Poskanzer (jef@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 06-Feb-2026 23:17:53 JST
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REVENGE
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Jef Poskanzer (jef@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Jan-2026 23:11:26 JST
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@inthehands "We never thought WE would be racially profiled," sobs chief of Department of Racial Profiling.
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Jef Poskanzer (jef@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jan-2026 00:56:40 JST
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Mural in France
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Jef Poskanzer (jef@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Dec-2025 15:08:15 JST
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@lmc @kingrat The transit agencies should sue Clipper for the lost revenue. It's got to be $millions already.