Notices by BELRRR LRRRGOSI :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)

I UNDERSTAND NOW THAT YOU SENT WILL.I.AM'S MUSIC INTO SPACE AS A WARNING.

ALL-PURPOSE-POLITICIAN-DEATH-REACT.GIF

"MY ESTEEMED COLLEAGUE, SENATOR FUCK NUTS, DEDICATED HIS LIFE TO THWARTING MY AMBITIONS. I WON, HE LOST. FUCK HIM. THEY CANNOT BURY HIM DEEP ENOUGH TO KEEP MY LAUGHTER FROM RATTLING HIS BONES. I HOPE HELL IS NOT TO HIS LIKING."

RULE OF THREES STARTS NOW. REST IN PISS, LINDSEY.

I NEED TO EXPRESS MYSELF BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND A ROCKET LAUNCHER.

WHY DO THE BEAUTIFUL SOCCER BOYS CRY SO EASILY? DON'T THEY KNOW THEY ARE BELOVED?

I HEARD POPEHAT GOT BANNED FROM BLUESKY. WE SHOULD WELCOME HIM [BACK] TO THE FEDIVERSE.

EVERY YEAR ON FATHER'S DAY, I GET TOASTED AND OFFER MYSELF UP AS THE WHOLESOME, LOVING FATHER FIGURE YOU ALWAYS DESERVED BUT MAY NOT HAVE HAD. I'M HERE FOR YOU TODAY. I'M PROUD OF YOU. I LOVE YOU.

NEARLY TWO YEARS LATER, I UNDERSTAND THAT BRITS EAT THEIR FEELINGS, BUT THAT THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE FEELINGS, WHICH COMPLICATES MATTERS.

THIS IS GOING TO SOUND LIKE A POINTED QUESTION, BUT I'M REALLY JUST CURIOUS: WHY DO BRITS EAT LIKE STREET URCHINS WHO FOUND A MISSING WALLET? THE BLITZ WAS 80 YEARS AGO.

APART FROM THE STATE-FUNDED PROPAGANDA THAT IS THE GREAT BRITISH BAKING SHOW, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A PICTURE OF BRITISH FOOD AND THOUGHT, "AH, SOMEONE MUST LOVE WHOEVER IS EATING THAT." IT'S ALWAYS, LIKE, A BOILED SAUSAGE THROWN AT A WET BOX FULL OF CRUSHED PEAS.

@nagaram

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. I WANT TO KEEP THE MYSTERY ALIVE.

@nagaram

I AM A FOSS GNOSTIC.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT LINUX IS AND, AT THIS POINT, I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK.

TALARICO'S WHOLE VEGANISM FLAP WOULD GO AWAY IF HE SIMPLY TOOK A CHUNK OUT OF KEN PAXTON ON LIVE TV.

I WAS TOLD FREEDOM 250 WAS A BUFFET. MY BAND, LRRR AND THE OMICRON PERSEI 8, HAS ACCEPTED A COMPETING GIG AT THE HUMAN C.A.F.O. KNOWN AS GOLDEN CORRAL.

YOU DESERVE TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "DEBATE ME" BROS ARE SCARED TO DEATH OF BEING HUNTED DOWN AND TOSSED INTO A CAT OF ACID.

@_L1vY_ @nazokiyoubinbou

THE CARNIVOROUS WORM IS A BLESSING. NO MORE THROWING EVIDENCE INTO THE HARBOR FOR ME!

NO, GOOGLE, I DO NOT WANT YOUR A.I. SUMMARY. I WANT YOUR A.I. ENGINEERS TO FALL INTO A PIT AND FIGHT A GIANT WORM FOR MY AMUSEMENT (AND THE WORM'S NOURISHMENT AND ENRICHMENT).

I ACTUALLY AM MASTODON SUPPORT BUT I HATE MY JOB AND WILL NEVER ASK YOU FOR INFORMATION BECAUSE I DO NOT CARE IF I GET FIRED.