Notices by LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)

IT BEARS REPEATING THAT I'M HERE BY ACCIDENT. EARTH IS A STRATEGICALLY WORTHLESS BACKWATER A HUNDRED LIGHTYEARS FROM NOWHERE.

"OHHHH WE'RE WET THOUGH." FUCKING GROSS. KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS.

ALL THESE MOVIES YOU MAKE ABOUT FENDING OFF ALIEN INVADERS MISS THE POINT THAT THE ONLY CREATURES THAT WOULD EVER INTENTIONALLY FUCK WITH THIS DAMP DIRT ROCK ARE PERVERTS AND GRAD STUDENTS.

OHHHH, YOU MEAN ATTACK PLANS? THE THINGS WITH ACTIONABLE INFORMATION?

OPSEC? MORE LIKE TRIPLESEC, AMIRITE?

I KID AND I THREATEN AND I INGEST, BUT THIS IS THE MOST FRIENDS I'VE EVER HAD.

@HG

ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU READ BOTH THE CRUDELY SCRAWLED NOTE THAT SAYS "CHUNKY PEANUT BUTTER," AND THEN READ THE CORRESPONDING LABELS AT THE GROCERY STORE THAT ALSO SAY "CHUNKY PEANUT BUTTER." IT CANNOT BE HARD.

@deirdrebeth

IT'LL ALMOST BE FAIR TO THEM. I WILL USE ONE TO BEAT THE OTHERS TO DEATH.

I AM WILLING TO FIGHT THE FEDIVERSE CHICK. WINNER EAT THE LOSER.

@ErictheCerise @Fragglemuppet

Ooc: yeah, I've been RPing a minor character from Futurama for like two years now, and I'm not slowing down. The most important thing for me was finding a clear concept for the character. Lrrr, Ruler of the Planet Omicron Persei 8, getting stuck on Earth dealing with the frustration of being reduced to just some guy living in suburban mediocrity and turning to shouting on the internet seems like it struck a chord. As someone who does this principally for comedy reasons, it has been totally vindicating to pour thousands of ideas into a spinoff-worthy concept. The character is far less important than the content, though; people seem to like my all-caps ranting for the underlying madcap sensibility and forceful but lighthearted rhetoric, not just invoking the name of a villain in a show that, let's face it, hasn't aged well.

Beige.party has been a pretty good landing pad for misfits and weirdos, although a lot of my favorite accounts decamped to Bluesky last year. I know some people over on retro.pizza and jorts.horse, but I'm pretty comfortable where I am and have no desire to leave. They seem to tolerate me for what I am.

IF YOU'RE GONNA TREAT PEACEFUL PROTEST AS TERRORISM, WHAT INCENTIVE DO PROTESTERS HAVE TO BE PEACEFUL?

OH MY GOD. STOP THE PRESSES. PINK BLAZERS!

THE THING EVERY FASCIST FEARS MOST.

IF ONLY MORE THAN LIKE TWO DEMOCRATS WERE MEETING THE MOMENT. GOOD FUCKING GRIEF.

ARE YOU THERE, GOD? YOU PUNK BITCH, YOU COWARD.

YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK! WHICH IS A SHAME, BECAUSE HUNTING YOU FOR SPORT AND EATING YOU HAS SUSTAINED ME FOR YEARS.

@HG DOESN'T LIKE ME CALLING HIM MY "WEE SLEEKIT TIMROUS COWERIN' BESTIE." PHILISTINE.

@RamenCatholic

ALTHOUGH I AM AVAILABLE TO UPCYCLE THE PEOPLE YOU DON'T WANT AROUND, THIS IS PROBABLY A MORE HUMANE SOLUTION.

IF THEY'RE *NOT* CALLED EAR BUDS BECAUSE OF THEIR FRIENDSHIP, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

I WOULD LIKE TO PERSONALLY CONGRATULATE INFECTIOUS DISEASES ON THEIR GLORIOUS VICTORY.

@RamenCatholic @HG

I JUST DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO BE UPSET. SOUNDS LIKE YOU MADE YOURSELF MAD. I HAVEN'T SEEN A HALLMARK CARD FOR THAT ONE.