Notices by BELRRR LRRRGOSI :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)

BE TOO WEIRD FOR A.I. TO REPLACE.

I AM BREAKING THINGS ON THE BRIDGE UNTIL THE WICKED USURPER WHO INTRODUCED 11.5 FONT IS REDUCED TO CARRION AND EJECTED INTO THE COLD VOID OF SPACE.

DID YOU SHITLORDS THINK I WOULDN'T NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HELVETICA AND ARIAL?!

WHO DID THIS? I WANT NAMES!!

WILL TRANSCENDENT SUPERINTELLIGENCE EMERGE FROM AN INFINITELY RECURSIVE DIET OF REDDIT THREADS? THE SHITTIEST PEOPLE IN EXISTENCE WANT TO FIND OUT.

I THOUGHT I KNEW WHAT THEY MEANT WHEN THEY SAID KASH PATEL WAS "POUNDING WILD TURKEY ALL NIGHT." NOW, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

I AM NOT YELLING AT YOU. I'M YELLING WITH YOU.

RE: https://beige.party/@LRRRonEarth/117119550909514370

I'M WAITING, DRONES.

I UNDERSTAND NOW THAT YOU SENT WILL.I.AM'S MUSIC INTO SPACE AS A WARNING.

ALL-PURPOSE-POLITICIAN-DEATH-REACT.GIF

"MY ESTEEMED COLLEAGUE, SENATOR FUCK NUTS, DEDICATED HIS LIFE TO THWARTING MY AMBITIONS. I WON, HE LOST. FUCK HIM. THEY CANNOT BURY HIM DEEP ENOUGH TO KEEP MY LAUGHTER FROM RATTLING HIS BONES. I HOPE HELL IS NOT TO HIS LIKING."

RULE OF THREES STARTS NOW. REST IN PISS, LINDSEY.

I NEED TO EXPRESS MYSELF BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND A ROCKET LAUNCHER.

WHY DO THE BEAUTIFUL SOCCER BOYS CRY SO EASILY? DON'T THEY KNOW THEY ARE BELOVED?

I HEARD POPEHAT GOT BANNED FROM BLUESKY. WE SHOULD WELCOME HIM [BACK] TO THE FEDIVERSE.

EVERY YEAR ON FATHER'S DAY, I GET TOASTED AND OFFER MYSELF UP AS THE WHOLESOME, LOVING FATHER FIGURE YOU ALWAYS DESERVED BUT MAY NOT HAVE HAD. I'M HERE FOR YOU TODAY. I'M PROUD OF YOU. I LOVE YOU.

NEARLY TWO YEARS LATER, I UNDERSTAND THAT BRITS EAT THEIR FEELINGS, BUT THAT THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE FEELINGS, WHICH COMPLICATES MATTERS.

THIS IS GOING TO SOUND LIKE A POINTED QUESTION, BUT I'M REALLY JUST CURIOUS: WHY DO BRITS EAT LIKE STREET URCHINS WHO FOUND A MISSING WALLET? THE BLITZ WAS 80 YEARS AGO.

APART FROM THE STATE-FUNDED PROPAGANDA THAT IS THE GREAT BRITISH BAKING SHOW, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A PICTURE OF BRITISH FOOD AND THOUGHT, "AH, SOMEONE MUST LOVE WHOEVER IS EATING THAT." IT'S ALWAYS, LIKE, A BOILED SAUSAGE THROWN AT A WET BOX FULL OF CRUSHED PEAS.

@nagaram

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. I WANT TO KEEP THE MYSTERY ALIVE.

@nagaram

I AM A FOSS GNOSTIC.