Notices by LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)

UGH, CHICAGO-STYLE POPE? WHY DON'T I JUST EAT OUT OF THE GARBAGE?

@nikatjef @autolycos

PSYCHOLOGICAL ADVANTAGE FROM MY DEATH BREATH.

UNLIKE A HUNDRED OF YOU PATHETIC LOSERS, I COULD BEAT A GORILLA.

A. I'M IN ITS WEIGHT CLASS.
B. I'M STRAWNG.
C. MY CARAPACE PROTECTS ME FROM GORILLA PUNCHES.
D. I FIGHT DIRTY.
E. I'M MOSTLY TEETH AND RAGE.

SHIPPING RIFF-RAFF OFF TO THE PRISON PLANET TO MAKE LICENSE PLATES IS AWESOME. SUSPECTED SMUGGLER GOES IN, LICENSE PLATES GO OUT. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO RUIN A PERFECT SYSTEM OVER "DUE PROCESS," WHATEVER THAT IS?

YOU CAN AND SHOULD SLAP ANYONE WHO CALLS A BAD THING A "DISTRACTION."

IT'S THE WORST PHENOMENON IN LEFT AND LIBERAL DISCOURSE.

IT'S SO SKULLFUCKINGLY ASININE TO RIDICULE PEOPLE WHO ARE UPSET AT A BAD THING FOR NOT BEING MORE UPSET BY A SECRET, DIFFERENT BAD THING.

I'M GONNA FIGHT SOMEBODY IN THIS BARNES AND NOBLE PARKING LOT IF IT'S THE LAST THING THEY DO.

FOR INSTANCE: YOUR POPPLERS SHOULD HAVE A HANDLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR BACKS THAT FALLS OFF AT PUBERTY. FOR CARRYING THEM AROUND AND THROWING THEM AND STUFF.

PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN INTELLIGENT DESIGN AIN'T SEEING WHAT I'M SEEING.

@GreenSkyOverMe @shanesemler

Ooc: it is very clearly about Trump, and it's not subtle. The Sun King made himself the center of French civic, cultural, and political life. Similarly, Trump has been the focus of an absurd amount of attention, good and bad, for decades as a social, political, and business figure. Louis XVI mismanaged domestic politics and responded badly to real and perceived threats. The similarities can grow from here.

@GreenSkyOverMe @shanesemler

Ooc: sorry, I wrote this before I saw your other comment. Not trying to be a pedantic dick.

@GreenSkyOverMe

THE TRANSITION FROM "WIELDING SUPREME POWER AS THE INESCAPABLE CENTER OF ATTENTION" TO "INCOMPETENT, OUT OF TOUCH SHITHEAD WHO COMPOUNDS HIS OWN WORST IMPULSES" IS GOING GREAT.

I'M KINDA ENJOYING THIS LOUIS XIV-->LOUIS XVI SPEED RUN.

SURELY, YOUR GOVERNMENT CANNOT BE STUPIDER THAN ME. I --

HOLY SHIT.

YOU DID IT. YOU SONS OF BITCHES DID IT.

YOU PUT A COLBERTIST (THE 17TH-CENTURY KIND) IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING, AND HIS IDIOT SON HIRED AN ADVISOR WHOSE SIGNATURE WORK RELIES ON A MADE-UP ECONOMIST.

PETER NAVARRO LITERALLY CITES "RON VARA," A FAKE MAN WHOSE NAME IS AN ANAGRAM OF "NAVARRO." HE COULDN'T FIND ANY SUPPORT FOR HIS DOG SHIT IDEAS, SO HE JUST MADE IT THE FUCK UP. AND LOOK WHERE THAT GOT HIM!

@ancient_catbus

THE MYSTERY HOLE EXERTS A POWERFUL GRAVITY FROM WHICH YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE.