Notices by LRRR :bc: (lrrronearth@beige.party)

FOR INSTANCE: YOUR POPPLERS SHOULD HAVE A HANDLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR BACKS THAT FALLS OFF AT PUBERTY. FOR CARRYING THEM AROUND AND THROWING THEM AND STUFF.

PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN INTELLIGENT DESIGN AIN'T SEEING WHAT I'M SEEING.

@GreenSkyOverMe @shanesemler

Ooc: it is very clearly about Trump, and it's not subtle. The Sun King made himself the center of French civic, cultural, and political life. Similarly, Trump has been the focus of an absurd amount of attention, good and bad, for decades as a social, political, and business figure. Louis XVI mismanaged domestic politics and responded badly to real and perceived threats. The similarities can grow from here.

@GreenSkyOverMe @shanesemler

Ooc: sorry, I wrote this before I saw your other comment. Not trying to be a pedantic dick.

@GreenSkyOverMe

THE TRANSITION FROM "WIELDING SUPREME POWER AS THE INESCAPABLE CENTER OF ATTENTION" TO "INCOMPETENT, OUT OF TOUCH SHITHEAD WHO COMPOUNDS HIS OWN WORST IMPULSES" IS GOING GREAT.

I'M KINDA ENJOYING THIS LOUIS XIV-->LOUIS XVI SPEED RUN.

SURELY, YOUR GOVERNMENT CANNOT BE STUPIDER THAN ME. I --

HOLY SHIT.

YOU DID IT. YOU SONS OF BITCHES DID IT.

YOU PUT A COLBERTIST (THE 17TH-CENTURY KIND) IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING, AND HIS IDIOT SON HIRED AN ADVISOR WHOSE SIGNATURE WORK RELIES ON A MADE-UP ECONOMIST.

PETER NAVARRO LITERALLY CITES "RON VARA," A FAKE MAN WHOSE NAME IS AN ANAGRAM OF "NAVARRO." HE COULDN'T FIND ANY SUPPORT FOR HIS DOG SHIT IDEAS, SO HE JUST MADE IT THE FUCK UP. AND LOOK WHERE THAT GOT HIM!

@ancient_catbus

THE MYSTERY HOLE EXERTS A POWERFUL GRAVITY FROM WHICH YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE.

WHEN IS "TRANS DAY OF RIPPING OUT SPINAL COLUMNS LIKE THE PREDATOR"? BECAUSE I WILL PROBABLY STAY HOME FOR THAT ONE.

@RamenCatholic

IF I HAD POINT-TO-POINT TELEPORTATION EQUIPMENT, DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD BE STUCK HERE ON A ROCK NAMED AFTER DIRT?

I HAVE NOTICED SOME TELLTALE SHIMMERS LATELY.

ONE DAY, MY TRANS HOMIES WILL BE ABLE TO SWITCH ON INVISIBILITY FIELDS WHEN THEY NEED TO. BUT FOR NOW, I SEE YOU.

IT BEARS REPEATING THAT I'M HERE BY ACCIDENT. EARTH IS A STRATEGICALLY WORTHLESS BACKWATER A HUNDRED LIGHTYEARS FROM NOWHERE.

"OHHHH WE'RE WET THOUGH." FUCKING GROSS. KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS.

ALL THESE MOVIES YOU MAKE ABOUT FENDING OFF ALIEN INVADERS MISS THE POINT THAT THE ONLY CREATURES THAT WOULD EVER INTENTIONALLY FUCK WITH THIS DAMP DIRT ROCK ARE PERVERTS AND GRAD STUDENTS.

OHHHH, YOU MEAN ATTACK PLANS? THE THINGS WITH ACTIONABLE INFORMATION?

OPSEC? MORE LIKE TRIPLESEC, AMIRITE?

I KID AND I THREATEN AND I INGEST, BUT THIS IS THE MOST FRIENDS I'VE EVER HAD.