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nimrod (nimrod@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 07-May-2025 19:50:51 JST nimrod
@thomasroiloup @coolboymew @jae @mangeurdenuage @noyoushutthefuckupdad @p Porn parodies are a legitimate and important form of artistic expression. -
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nimrod (nimrod@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 06-May-2025 19:52:37 JST nimrod
@thomasroiloup @coolboymew @jae @mangeurdenuage @noyoushutthefuckupdad @p a year ago spent a good hour or two digging through Dick Bush's porn credits trying to figure out which porn parody this meme was from. A complete waste of time because i didnt know he had a youtube channel.
Also that sketch was actually kind of good. Better than i expected. -
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nimrod (nimrod@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 06-May-2025 19:05:52 JST nimrod
@thomasroiloup @noyoushutthefuckupdad @coolboymew @jae @mangeurdenuage @p I bet this is the best and only scene in it thats worth watching but i'd love to know what shitty porno this is from. -
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nimrod (nimrod@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 11:38:54 JST nimrod
@MelGibsonafter4Beers @p @TeaTootler Gooba has returned to the sea to do Gods work. -
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nimrod (nimrod@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 09:44:10 JST nimrod
No apology. No equivocating. No "I had an emotional moment and said some things I did not mean."
She really isn't like the other girls. This is how a single mother gets taken off the "Not a chance in hell" list. -
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nimrod (nimrod@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 03:56:51 JST nimrod
@sickburnbro @alyx @VD15 @Jens_Rasmussen @themilkman -
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nimrod (nimrod@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 05:59:26 JST nimrod
@mangeurdenuage I always found it damn near impossible to steer a bike with one hand. -
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nimrod (nimrod@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 26-Apr-2025 18:28:30 JST nimrod
Are we actually under the impression that none of the astronauts have fucked yet? Someone please contact NASA to confirm this. -
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nimrod (nimrod@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 20:09:26 JST nimrod
@noyoushutthefuckupdad I recommend turning your phones wifi and cellular off before you even get within a mile of the con. -
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nimrod (nimrod@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 19:59:41 JST nimrod
@sun Your GF is going to be very mad when she sees that you posted her armpit. -
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nimrod (nimrod@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 11:40:15 JST nimrod
@noyoushutthefuckupdad @p @judgedread Elders of Zeon? -
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nimrod (nimrod@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 10:50:24 JST nimrod
Pweasehead -
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nimrod (nimrod@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-2025 07:07:36 JST nimrod
We are Wapanese, if you please. -
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nimrod (nimrod@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 07:49:35 JST nimrod
Every time i stalk my ex-gfs tiktok page and see her life get a little worse the fire in my soul burns a little brighter. -
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nimrod (nimrod@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 19-Apr-2025 07:29:47 JST nimrod
Can you spot the clue that this account is being ran by a non-native english speaker? AI accent filters will not stop us. -
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nimrod (nimrod@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Apr-2025 09:38:16 JST nimrod
@noyoushutthefuckupdad @condret invite only fedi servers seemed to have solved that issue entirely. -
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nimrod (nimrod@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 12-Apr-2025 20:07:59 JST nimrod
@mangeurdenuage @hj "Are you telling me I can dodge traffic?"
"Nope. Not even a little." -
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nimrod (nimrod@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 10-Apr-2025 04:13:55 JST nimrod
@declarer7 -
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nimrod (nimrod@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 13:00:10 JST nimrod
Nothing ever happens. -
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nimrod (nimrod@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Apr-2025 09:28:25 JST nimrod
@sun @Hyperhidrosis Marijuana is a pretty easily identifiable herb. It's like saying someone got scammed into buying fake lettuce. if someone just gave you a bag full of grass from the side of the road you would notice.