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Thomas Roiloup (thomasroiloup@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 13-Sep-2026 13:50:25 JST
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@Hoss @Rasterman @Vidmastereon One of these is a real xkcd comic. -
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Thomas Roiloup (thomasroiloup@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jul-2026 09:28:51 JST
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@sun @mitchconner @Humpleupagus @Wiz @adequate @fkq1q2r2 To be honest, I don't even know who goes to movie theaters anymore. Once I realized I can just rent almost anything I would ever want to see back in the late 90s, and I could have a TV as big as my field of vision in the late 2000s, and I never had to share space among the NormiePigCattle since birth, I never needed to go to any theater ever again. -
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Thomas Roiloup (thomasroiloup@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jul-2026 16:37:00 JST
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@sun @Humpleupagus @Wiz @adequate @mitchconner I wouldn't even mind a channel that is against woke as long as it wasn't pretending, but pretty much all of them are pretending. -
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Thomas Roiloup (thomasroiloup@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jul-2026 16:16:56 JST
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@sun @mitchconner @Humpleupagus @Wiz @adequate RLM's priority is about whether it's well made, competent, coherent, structured, engaging, regardless of the level of brainwashing in it that is almost bog standard in hollyqueird. There are a lot of very clearly dogshit insane stupid movies that they've praised for various reasons, and I think a lot of it is the critic's disease, when you see almost every movie that comes out, anything that doesn't completely suck and isn't riddled with incompetence and mistakes and bad editing and so on, the critic will enjoy more because they see too much other stuff to compare it to. -
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Thomas Roiloup (thomasroiloup@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 20-Jul-2026 13:08:43 JST
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@sun Great to hear! -
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Thomas Roiloup (thomasroiloup@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jul-2026 16:57:03 JST
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad @FF777 @sun Zelda sound ear magic. -
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Thomas Roiloup (thomasroiloup@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jul-2026 05:51:22 JST
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The game not telling me this is bad game design, because no NPC in any Zelda game is worth talking to, and I talked to the underwater ones by the temple and they didn't say anything or offer anything. I could've done better game development even as a child, and in fact I did (the game ideas I came up with when I was a kid fuckin ruled, as opposed to this game which is gay as fuck). -
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Thomas Roiloup (thomasroiloup@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jul-2026 05:51:22 JST
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I'm playing Twilight Princess and about to do the water temple, which requires me to have the waterproof bombs. I bought several, and used all of them blowing up stuff that got me either treasure or into the temple.
I ran out of bombs just when I got into the temple. The game then directly told me (through imp whore toilet roastie Midna) that I needed bombs to get any further in the temple.
There were no bombs to be found anywhere in the temple. There were no bombs when I left the temple, like in the grass or any shops or any treasure chests of any kind.
Midna whore tells me "Kakariko Village has those bombs."
I ride my horse across the ENTIRE GAME to get to Kakariko Village.
The bridge is out.
I ride my horse THE OTHER WAY ACROSS THE ENTIRE GAME to get to Kakariko Village.
The other bridge is out too.
Midna whore refuses to warp me anywhere when I press the "Midna whore warp me somewhere" button.
Even if the game did NOT just softlock itself (I didn't do anything wrong) and it turns out there somehow is still a way to get back to the village at this point, the game is objectively quantifiably incorrectly made (i.e. bad).
Wind Waker at its worst never did this, making Wind Waker a measurably superior game in a way that is not arguable. -
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Thomas Roiloup (thomasroiloup@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jul-2026 02:42:41 JST
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@mushroom_soup No one should ever have sex with the lights on. -
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Thomas Roiloup (thomasroiloup@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jul-2026 16:34:22 JST
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@Gran3Walder @SuperSnekFriend @snappler @zero -
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Thomas Roiloup (thomasroiloup@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jul-2026 16:33:52 JST
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@snappler @Gran3Walder @SuperSnekFriend @zero -
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Thomas Roiloup (thomasroiloup@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jul-2026 16:33:22 JST
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@snappler @Gran3Walder @SuperSnekFriend @zero Me when women threaten to have sex with me: -
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Thomas Roiloup (thomasroiloup@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 10-Jul-2026 12:59:05 JST
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Thomas Roiloup (thomasroiloup@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jun-2026 02:54:19 JST
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@captainslow @LukeAlmighty To be fair, their children were taken away from them without their consent (the crew "cured" them).
Speaking of Janeway making hard choices! -
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Thomas Roiloup (thomasroiloup@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jun-2026 18:08:26 JST
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Just glad he doesn't actually say "nigger" in this, that would be disgusting and wrong. -
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Thomas Roiloup (thomasroiloup@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jun-2026 18:08:25 JST
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@HatkeshiatorTND That's not good! -
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Thomas Roiloup (thomasroiloup@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 15-Jun-2026 16:15:34 JST
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Thomas Roiloup (thomasroiloup@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 15-Jun-2026 16:09:01 JST
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Matt "totally based and redpilled israel criticizer" Walsh loves him some circumcisions, shrimple as. -
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Thomas Roiloup (thomasroiloup@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 15-Jun-2026 14:12:25 JST
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@sun For a second I thought it was one of those old books from the 20s that was for "happy social services." Then I looked closer and realized oh wait no, I was mistaken, it's about assfucking. -
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Thomas Roiloup (thomasroiloup@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 15-Jun-2026 13:56:08 JST
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@anemone It's really been long overdue for a cool rebranding, the should change the name of the building to the Bud Light House.