Notices by porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world), page 3
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Jun-2024 00:54:08 JST porkcow @magicalthinking @sickburnbro >Needing to clean every table after each meal
Nigger tax -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Jun-2024 00:49:08 JST porkcow @sickburnbro Starbucks ruined everything -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 08-Jun-2024 09:43:25 JST porkcow Going to do something a little bit silly.
Going to do something a little bit mischievious.
Going to do something a little bit reckless.
Gonna go beyond my daily soda limit because of free goodies in the Walmart breakroom (pics unrelated) -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 23:46:01 JST porkcow @Eiswald @RustyCrab @IAMAL_PHARIUS @deprecated_ii All dreams have meaning -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Jun-2024 02:36:58 JST porkcow @BowsacNoodle >Niggles domesticating a beetle
Immersion ruined. Never preordering again. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Jun-2024 02:01:38 JST porkcow @trumpgpt @BigTLarrity @Dudebro @WilhelmIII @Xenophon @matty @DEERBLOOD Sooner or later they'll invent Americanized blue cheese that doesn't taste like an unwed woman's bedroom floor and then I'll give salsbury and blue a try. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 01-Jun-2024 12:45:18 JST porkcow @VD15
>Sounds like a drunk driver and the hobo he annihilated simultaneously
>Microwave
>overcooked
>Soggy cheetos
>It's just mostly smoked salmon
>"let [cooked potatoes and cold fish simmer] overnight"
>"overnight"
>It's just instant powder, no prep needed.
>massive credits scrawl -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 01-Jun-2024 12:45:17 JST porkcow @WhitestTemplar @VD15 >bug infested -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 01-Jun-2024 04:29:26 JST porkcow Someone on Deviantart asked me if I wanted to die, and hopefully I don't honk this. Can love bloom on the furry-infested image forum? -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 19:13:40 JST porkcow @stsmith01 You think counting the ballots will stop them from announcing on the news that they won? Every mask you rip off them makes no difference until they're dead. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 03:13:32 JST porkcow @BowsacNoodle @Dan_Hulson Surprised we didn't lose them like the mini salads when McDonalds said serving actual fresh food was too hard because of the wuhan flu or something -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 03:01:33 JST porkcow @BowsacNoodle Yeah, and the mcdonalds ones. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 02:59:14 JST porkcow @BowsacNoodle I'm not usually a fan of tarts, plus fig newtons have that whole grain cookie on them. I like mini pies, but those are usually sweeter. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 02:58:07 JST porkcow @BowsacNoodle "This is the Construct. It's our loading program. We can load anything... From clothing to equipment, weapons, training simulations; anything we need" -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 02:56:17 JST porkcow Sour patch Oreos are like fig newtons but good -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 24-May-2024 19:45:48 JST porkcow @Hoss I had no idea what Nugger was talking about earlier. I thought he made up a band called the Beatles from his massive doge brain. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 23-May-2024 13:32:50 JST porkcow @suquili One of the original translations hinted at this but I don't think they came out and said it. They could have just not, though, and we will need lots of woodchippers when we restructure the gaming industry. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 22:05:57 JST porkcow @BowsacNoodle @nike @RaHoWaJoe And the mafia types are half jewish, right? -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 04:36:24 JST porkcow @BattleDwarfGimli @Charles_in_Charge Just flood us with retards -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 02:41:10 JST porkcow @sun @lucy @meso My favorite thing about Peanuts (other than Linus monologing mere Christianity on national television) is that Schultz hated trapping Charlie Brown in an everlasting cycle of suffering but couldn't figure out any other way to get people to laugh.