Notices by porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world), page 2
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 19-Jul-2024 05:12:17 JST porkcow @lain Dorcelessness -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2024 00:47:40 JST porkcow @sickburnbro @doctorsex Funko Pop Americans have made things so bad, though. If "scholar" means "deadly fent groid" every time I hear it, tempus sit relinquere navem -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 08-Jul-2024 07:38:26 JST porkcow Threw some leftover stir fry on the frozen pizza because it needed chicken. Came out nicely. Water chestnuts are very important for the texture of the pizza. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 05-Jul-2024 05:33:23 JST porkcow @BowsacNoodle WHAT IN THE SAM HILL IS A "KILLAMOTOR"?! -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jul-2024 22:59:21 JST porkcow HAPPY AT-LEAST-WE'RE-NOT-EUROPE-DAY, EVERYONE
What a wonderful day to not have to cut water pie with a paper straw while getting stabbed by muslims with bad teeth, innit. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jul-2024 02:24:11 JST porkcow Whoever made the manhole level of Monkey Ball Rumble that doesn't fucking work if you spindash, I will come to your house with a manhole cover and fedpost redacted
I had to go to a reddit post to figure it out, which means I now have AIDS -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 01-Jul-2024 23:55:59 JST porkcow @kirby @coffeensleep better than funko pops -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 01-Jul-2024 23:52:22 JST porkcow @kirby @coffeensleep If he has had access to the phone enough times to actually know how to order burgers, she deserves it -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 12:24:42 JST porkcow Alone on a Friday night?
Reminder: you are White -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 24-Jun-2024 23:50:23 JST porkcow @sickburnbro >The most hellish nightmares outside of pure-groid Haitiscapes always happen to the only country that dared to stand up to its oppressors in the past 250 years
Wenigstens sprechen wir kein Deutsch -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 24-Jun-2024 11:02:56 JST porkcow I just read a dissertation supporting women in equal leadership and pastor positions and there are no arguments for women in equal leadership and pastor positions -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 21-Jun-2024 01:29:09 JST porkcow Watching Godzilla Final Wars and the UN is a dispensory for cute asian geologists who want to help study the giant mummies in order to kill them or something.
Laughing because watching in current when the UN isn't even able to perform it's sole function as a rapegroid factory.
Crying inside because no Toho assigned UN wife and no international military force where an English-speaking pro wrestler can keep his job while telling women "superiors" to go to the kitchen and make him a sandwich. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Jun-2024 23:49:14 JST porkcow Is SP shitter shattered for anyone else? -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Jun-2024 01:39:57 JST porkcow @VikingWays @magicalthinking @sickburnbro What restaurant has bowls of olive oil at every table for dipping bread?
And yes, any place that takes longer than 2 minutes to give me burger will be placed in the slow-food category and I will without looking assume every meal costs the same as a Darth Vader in an EA game. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Jun-2024 01:20:58 JST porkcow @sickburnbro @magicalthinking Can we make some concessions, though? Some silly molding above the counter featuring grimace eating the hamburgler that only needs to be dusted off once a month, the backs of chairs shaped like Wendy Burger, a big fiberglass Moonman in a ballpit? That kind of stuff only incurs prohibitive cleaning costs because of niggers and single moms. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Jun-2024 01:07:08 JST porkcow @sickburnbro @magicalthinking I remember olive garden or somewhere going the extra mile covering the entire table with a fresh sheet of paper and giving all the kids crayons. I can't imagine it reflected well on the price of the food, because our visits were in the single digets even in 90's money.
Just let me swat away the previous customer's salt and crumbs like at BK. Whites never leave behind anything worse than that. -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Jun-2024 00:54:08 JST porkcow @magicalthinking @sickburnbro >Needing to clean every table after each meal
Nigger tax -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Jun-2024 00:49:08 JST porkcow @sickburnbro Starbucks ruined everything -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 08-Jun-2024 09:43:25 JST porkcow Going to do something a little bit silly.
Going to do something a little bit mischievious.
Going to do something a little bit reckless.
Gonna go beyond my daily soda limit because of free goodies in the Walmart breakroom (pics unrelated) -
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porkcow (porkcow@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 06-Jun-2024 23:46:01 JST porkcow @Eiswald @RustyCrab @IAMAL_PHARIUS @deprecated_ii All dreams have meaning