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Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ? (tactical@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-2022 09:42:44 JST Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ?
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@SuperSnekFriend @Curvin @Nirty_Digger @SpergAnon @nobu @Some_German_Guy @William_The_Dragonborn >year 9
>your wife celebrates going into the triple-digits by baking (multiple) delicious carrot cakes for you and the kids
>your small compound of hellhound kids has had to put up a thick stone wall to prevent kids from venturing out of the block
>games of tag and sports often descend into small mini riots in the neighborhood
>local kids come from around the town to hang out at your house's block though, since there's always something going on
>you basically have to run an authoritarian dictatorship to make sure your kids aren't staying up late playing video games, reading, whatever
>but frankly the hugs once you get home from anywhere in town like the grocery store are worth it
>your kids alone basically take up around 30% of the school's occupancy
>wife makes the radical proposition to start homeschooling them
>you explain to her that there's barely enough time to do it, and she pouts
>"I can just call my sister over, she's a teacher y'know."
>by the end of the month there's a now a small elementary for your kids set up by your wife's sister, who also enrolls her dozen or so kids into the class

>year 12
>wife has finally calmed down on having kids
>approximately 5% of the town is now hellhound / minority
>you have single-handidly caused demographic change
>there is an entire school system dedicated for your kids
>hellhound wife has taken up gardening as a relaxing side hobby
>the kids undermine her at every turn but she doesn't seem to mind
>however, the worst case scenario happens
>one day your oldest daughter comes home and asks for dating advice about a cute boy at the human school
>this surely won't end badly

>year 16
>there is now a literal pack of ravenous high school hellhounds literally lurking outside of the human high school
>there's been a siege for two days as your oldest daughters apparently want a cute human boyfriend
>the police are threatening to arrest them for stalking
>parents are upset
>everyone is mad
>wife is busy gardening and just tells them dating advice / how to kidnap a man like you
>the high school dating scene, once previously full of disaster and horror, is now dominated by a clique of lovey-dovey hellhound teenagers
>movie theaters and cinema make a comeback
>there's actual kids at the parks again
>the town is looking better than ever
>maybe this isn't too bad after all

>year 16.9
>prom night has ended in absolute disaster
>you have been receving loads of angry phonecalls from angry parents
>apparently one of your daughters got proposed to by a young man and everything went out of control
>you are now the clan patriarch
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Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ? (tactical@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-2022 08:55:38 JST Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ?
@SuperSnekFriend @Curvin @Nirty_Digger @SpergAnon @nobu @Some_German_Guy @William_The_Dragonborn >be first human who married a hellhound
>people think it's weird, whatever
>your first six kids happen within the first three months of marriage
>she claimed she was "on the pill"
>reality of it, she was taking fertility boosters
>she doesn't seem to mind at all
>you become a local phenomena, people still think your weird and your kids are weird
>half a year later, she's pregnant again
>bringing you to a total of thirteen kids
>you are a little bit worried, she's more than happy - neighbors make a few jokes at your expense, whatever
>your running ragged already in the first year of marriage

>second year comes around, your anniversity
>you think it's going to be a nice dinner out, and a date like how you used to do it before you were forcibly married to a hellhound
>she however - has something different planned
>you go to a movie and the moment it's over and your out of eyesight, she's all over you
>few days later, she's pregnant again
>god help you

>year three
>you have over twenty-five kids
>neighbors are constantly annoyed at you since your house is the most messy, and most chaotic in the block
>kids are running rampant
>wife constantly trying to rape you since she enjoys it
>your boss keeps making fun of your smell
>journalists want to ask questions since it's crazy someone can have this many kids in 2022
>these interviews are all mocking you and your family
>"how do you plan to send them to college / educate them / etc" is a common leading question they ask
>eventually you resolve to never talk to journalists again

>year five
>your household is like a barracks for hellhound toddlers, easily half a hundred of them are running around.
>the first of them are going to kindergarten
>in fact, they're around 40% of the entire kindergarten class that year
>school district begins asking questions and investigations begin into your family life to make sure you've been treating them well, etc etc
>homeowner's association has been trying to kick you out for years
>house had to have multiple extensions
>you've been fired, but the government gives you so much money for taking care of the kids, you can stay at home and not stress too much
>wife has no intent on slowing down at all
is this too many

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Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ? (tactical@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-2022 08:55:38 JST Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ?
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@SuperSnekFriend @Curvin @Nirty_Digger @SpergAnon @nobu @Some_German_Guy @William_The_Dragonborn there is no scenario that exists where hellhounds existing and being rapists doesn't result in the scenario of hellhounds hitting critical mass and effectively enslaving the male population

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Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ? (tactical@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-2022 08:54:20 JST Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ?
@Curvin @SpergAnon @nobu @Some_German_Guy @SuperSnekFriend @William_The_Dragonborn >accidentally marry chesire hellhound
>you thought you married an actual hellhound but she just paitned her other half black / went over her hair with black paint
>she literally stalks and harasses you at work, not letting you get anything done
>pranks you as soon as you get home by promising to make dinner, but only if you find the "[redacted] stretcher"
>you don't find it
>she just wanted you to clean the bedroom

what do

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Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ? (tactical@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-2022 08:54:19 JST Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ?
@Curvin @SpergAnon @nobu @Some_German_Guy @SuperSnekFriend @William_The_Dragonborn local Curvin gets sexually harassed to death by troll

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Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ? (tactical@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-2022 08:53:42 JST Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ?

finding it hard to focus since it's so fucking hot

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Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ? (tactical@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-2022 08:53:38 JST Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ?
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- Some German Guy
@Some_German_Guy I love being trapped inside all day since it's so damned hot

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Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ? (tactical@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-2022 08:53:37 JST Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ?
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- Some German Guy
@nobu @Some_German_Guy AAAAAAAAAAAAa if it was like 40 degrees I could have finished a commission by now but the heat is making me lazy

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Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ? (tactical@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-2022 08:53:36 JST Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ?
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- Some German Guy
@nobu @Some_German_Guy I WANT TO WRITE CABIN ROMANCE STORIES ABOUT HUGGING HELLHOUNDS NOT DYING SLOWLY FROM DROWNING FROM MY SWEAT

not even thinking about hellhounds in bikinis makes up for this

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Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ? (tactical@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-2022 08:53:35 JST Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ?
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@nobu @Some_German_Guy I leave snakegirls to @SuperSnekFriend and dragon girls to @William_The_Dragonborn otherwise we start running into copyright issues

also while snakegirls and dragon girls are cute in their own special ways I need to stop being a nigger and write about cyberpunk hellhound bladerunner content

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Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ? (tactical@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-2022 08:53:33 JST Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ?
@Curvin @SpergAnon @nobu @Some_German_Guy @SuperSnekFriend @William_The_Dragonborn Chesire-Hellhound mix is best mix

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Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ? (tactical@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-2022 08:53:28 JST Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ?
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@Curvin @SpergAnon @nobu @Some_German_Guy @SuperSnekFriend @William_The_Dragonborn i'll be honest chesires and hellhounds have no sense of guilt

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Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ? (tactical@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-2022 08:53:27 JST Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ?
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@Curvin @SpergAnon @nobu @Some_German_Guy @SuperSnekFriend @William_The_Dragonborn she's going to troll rape you at work, at home, everywhere man, it's over

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Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ? (tactical@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-2022 08:53:26 JST Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ?
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@Curvin @SpergAnon @nobu @Some_German_Guy @SuperSnekFriend @William_The_Dragonborn i don't get why your so despondent over troll rapist wife

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Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ? (tactical@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-2022 08:53:23 JST Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ?
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@Curvin @Nirty_Digger @SpergAnon @nobu @Some_German_Guy @SuperSnekFriend @William_The_Dragonborn at least it's not as terrifying as walking into hellhound bible club that are single and ready to mingle

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Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ? (tactical@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-2022 03:46:53 JST Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ?
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@RoyalJohnny242 @SuperLutheran @Exile Apple pie is God's gift to humanity

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Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ? (tactical@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 18-Aug-2022 09:58:58 JST Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ?
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- M. Night Charlemayne
@DEERBLOOD >next day comes around
>your hellhound wife is smug, you feel a little bad about it whatever
>knock on the door
>answer it
>it's the monstergirl investigation bureau
>they have a cease and desist from Chik Fil A, and you have been banned from the place
>your hellhound wife is beyond furious and threatens them with legal action
>turns out she's an illegal immigrant technically and the MIB threatens to deport her if you go back to Chik Fil A
>days go by
>her mood is horrible, the KFC substitutes have made her cranky and depressed
>eventually due to another unrelated matter, you get kicked out of KFC after she nearly killed the staff over being accidentally given the Impossible Meat (TM) nuggets
>she is now rapidly running out of options for chicken, and your last reserves of dinosaur chicken nuggies are running dangerously low

what do you do

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Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ? (tactical@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 18-Aug-2022 09:58:57 JST Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ?

>be me
>eating at Chik Fil A with hellhound wife
>girl behind the counter is big tiddy cowgirl who's very sweet
>also obviously hitting on me and makes fun of my wife by calling her "small" and "petite"
>hellhound wife... doesn't seem to care, eat normally
>she loves their sandwiches enough that she's not about to cause a mass casualty event over being called small by the cowgirl
>but she does want her revenge

what happens next
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Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ? (tactical@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 18-Aug-2022 09:58:56 JST Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ?
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- M. Night Charlemayne
@JSDorn @DEERBLOOD >decide to swallow it up and buy some rotisserie chickens for the wife
>she's very happy about it
>it lasts about a week, and you head back to the store
>due to global shortages, rotissere chicken and other products are now out of stock
>all they have is Impossible Meat
>your wife sends you a text - your phone vibrates
>"louvov u gib kichens" is the precise wording
>her paws are too big to text but the multiple heart emojis make up for it
>visit other stores
>same issue

what do you do

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Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ? (tactical@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Aug-2022 08:27:20 JST Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ?
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@JSDorn I'll join you buddy. Rewritting shit fucking sucks, but it'll be awesome when I'm done.

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Poast's most autistic cowgirl / hellhound wignat enthusiast, and hustler. I run writing commissions, nerd games such as TTRPGs, and write novels when I have spare time.COMMISSION INFOI do not write pornography, and any offer made over my commissions for something like that will be promptly disregarded, the most I'll do is a "fade to black" or something in good taste. A few themes are consistent in my writing.>Monstergirls>Sci-Fi>World War 2>MedievalTo give you a basis, there are some pinned works in my profile. Currently running new software and styles and moving away from the white PDF of doom and eye strain.If I believe a commission is out of my scope / I don't care for it, I'll let you know. All commissions, unless otherwise stated must be paid for upfront, and typically I'll get started on the weekend.I offer discounts to returning customers, and transactions in certain preferred forms. Here's the full list.>BTC: 5% Discount>FTM:

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