@SuperSnekFriend @Curvin @Nirty_Digger @SpergAnon @nobu @Some_German_Guy @William_The_Dragonborn >be first human who married a hellhound
>people think it's weird, whatever
>your first six kids happen within the first three months of marriage
>she claimed she was "on the pill"
>reality of it, she was taking fertility boosters
>she doesn't seem to mind at all
>you become a local phenomena, people still think your weird and your kids are weird
>half a year later, she's pregnant again
>bringing you to a total of thirteen kids
>you are a little bit worried, she's more than happy - neighbors make a few jokes at your expense, whatever
>your running ragged already in the first year of marriage

>second year comes around, your anniversity
>you think it's going to be a nice dinner out, and a date like how you used to do it before you were forcibly married to a hellhound
>she however - has something different planned
>you go to a movie and the moment it's over and your out of eyesight, she's all over you
>few days later, she's pregnant again
>god help you

>year three
>you have over twenty-five kids
>neighbors are constantly annoyed at you since your house is the most messy, and most chaotic in the block
>kids are running rampant
>wife constantly trying to rape you since she enjoys it
>your boss keeps making fun of your smell
>journalists want to ask questions since it's crazy someone can have this many kids in 2022
>these interviews are all mocking you and your family
>"how do you plan to send them to college / educate them / etc" is a common leading question they ask
>eventually you resolve to never talk to journalists again

>year five
>your household is like a barracks for hellhound toddlers, easily half a hundred of them are running around.
>the first of them are going to kindergarten
>in fact, they're around 40% of the entire kindergarten class that year
>school district begins asking questions and investigations begin into your family life to make sure you've been treating them well, etc etc
>homeowner's association has been trying to kick you out for years
>house had to have multiple extensions
>you've been fired, but the government gives you so much money for taking care of the kids, you can stay at home and not stress too much
>wife has no intent on slowing down at all
is this too many