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@SuperSnekFriend @Curvin @Nirty_Digger @SpergAnon @nobu @Some_German_Guy @William_The_Dragonborn >year 9
>your wife celebrates going into the triple-digits by baking (multiple) delicious carrot cakes for you and the kids
>your small compound of hellhound kids has had to put up a thick stone wall to prevent kids from venturing out of the block
>games of tag and sports often descend into small mini riots in the neighborhood
>local kids come from around the town to hang out at your house's block though, since there's always something going on
>you basically have to run an authoritarian dictatorship to make sure your kids aren't staying up late playing video games, reading, whatever
>but frankly the hugs once you get home from anywhere in town like the grocery store are worth it
>your kids alone basically take up around 30% of the school's occupancy
>wife makes the radical proposition to start homeschooling them
>you explain to her that there's barely enough time to do it, and she pouts
>"I can just call my sister over, she's a teacher y'know."
>by the end of the month there's a now a small elementary for your kids set up by your wife's sister, who also enrolls her dozen or so kids into the class
>year 12
>wife has finally calmed down on having kids
>approximately 5% of the town is now hellhound / minority
>you have single-handidly caused demographic change
>there is an entire school system dedicated for your kids
>hellhound wife has taken up gardening as a relaxing side hobby
>the kids undermine her at every turn but she doesn't seem to mind
>however, the worst case scenario happens
>one day your oldest daughter comes home and asks for dating advice about a cute boy at the human school
>this surely won't end badly
>year 16
>there is now a literal pack of ravenous high school hellhounds literally lurking outside of the human high school
>there's been a siege for two days as your oldest daughters apparently want a cute human boyfriend
>the police are threatening to arrest them for stalking
>parents are upset
>everyone is mad
>wife is busy gardening and just tells them dating advice / how to kidnap a man like you
>the high school dating scene, once previously full of disaster and horror, is now dominated by a clique of lovey-dovey hellhound teenagers
>movie theaters and cinema make a comeback
>there's actual kids at the parks again
>the town is looking better than ever
>maybe this isn't too bad after all
>year 16.9
>prom night has ended in absolute disaster
>you have been receving loads of angry phonecalls from angry parents
>apparently one of your daughters got proposed to by a young man and everything went out of control
>you are now the clan patriarch