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   Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ? (tactical@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 18-Aug-2022 09:58:57 JST Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ?
   >be me
   >eating at Chik Fil A with hellhound wife
   >girl behind the counter is big tiddy cowgirl who's very sweet
   >also obviously hitting on me and makes fun of my wife by calling her "small" and "petite"
   >hellhound wife... doesn't seem to care, eat normally
   >she loves their sandwiches enough that she's not about to cause a mass casualty event over being called small by the cowgirl
   >but she does want her revenge
   
   what happens next
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     M. Night Charlemayne (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 18-Aug-2022 09:58:56 JST M. Night Charlemayne

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     @Tactical You and hellhound wife go to the field where all the chik-fil-a cowgirls sleep. Do some cow tipping. Laugh about it. Cowgirl learns her lesson
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     Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ? (tactical@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 18-Aug-2022 09:58:58 JST Tactical :njp: ?? ?? ?

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     • M. Night Charlemayne
     @DEERBLOOD >next day comes around
     >your hellhound wife is smug, you feel a little bad about it whatever
     >knock on the door
     >answer it
     >it's the monstergirl investigation bureau
     >they have a cease and desist from Chik Fil A, and you have been banned from the place
     >your hellhound wife is beyond furious and threatens them with legal action
     >turns out she's an illegal immigrant technically and the MIB threatens to deport her if you go back to Chik Fil A
     >days go by
     >her mood is horrible, the KFC substitutes have made her cranky and depressed
     >eventually due to another unrelated matter, you get kicked out of KFC after she nearly killed the staff over being accidentally given the Impossible Meat (TM) nuggets
     >she is now rapidly running out of options for chicken, and your last reserves of dinosaur chicken nuggies are running dangerously low
     
     what do you do