>be me
>eating at Chik Fil A with hellhound wife
>girl behind the counter is big tiddy cowgirl who's very sweet
>also obviously hitting on me and makes fun of my wife by calling her "small" and "petite"
>hellhound wife... doesn't seem to care, eat normally
>she loves their sandwiches enough that she's not about to cause a mass casualty event over being called small by the cowgirl
>but she does want her revenge

what happens next