@DEERBLOOD >next day comes around
>your hellhound wife is smug, you feel a little bad about it whatever
>knock on the door
>answer it
>it's the monstergirl investigation bureau
>they have a cease and desist from Chik Fil A, and you have been banned from the place
>your hellhound wife is beyond furious and threatens them with legal action
>turns out she's an illegal immigrant technically and the MIB threatens to deport her if you go back to Chik Fil A
>days go by
>her mood is horrible, the KFC substitutes have made her cranky and depressed
>eventually due to another unrelated matter, you get kicked out of KFC after she nearly killed the staff over being accidentally given the Impossible Meat (TM) nuggets
>she is now rapidly running out of options for chicken, and your last reserves of dinosaur chicken nuggies are running dangerously low

what do you do