@JSDorn @DEERBLOOD >decide to swallow it up and buy some rotisserie chickens for the wife
>she's very happy about it
>it lasts about a week, and you head back to the store
>due to global shortages, rotissere chicken and other products are now out of stock
>all they have is Impossible Meat
>your wife sends you a text - your phone vibrates
>"louvov u gib kichens" is the precise wording
>her paws are too big to text but the multiple heart emojis make up for it
>visit other stores
>same issue

what do you do