@Curvin @SpergAnon @nobu @Some_German_Guy @SuperSnekFriend @William_The_Dragonborn >accidentally marry chesire hellhound
>you thought you married an actual hellhound but she just paitned her other half black / went over her hair with black paint
>she literally stalks and harasses you at work, not letting you get anything done
>pranks you as soon as you get home by promising to make dinner, but only if you find the "[redacted] stretcher"
>you don't find it
>she just wanted you to clean the bedroom

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