Notices by LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st)

@coolboymew As a guy who used to work BOH, the customers whose food is spit-worthy are always the customers who order shit that ain’t on the menu.

We do prep work for a reason, we have menus for a reason. Big menus in restaurants like these are already a recipe for disaster in BOH. Adding shit that ain’t on the menu only tempts a thank-you-loogie on your cuc-chips.

In an already chaotic kitchen, you’re just adding more complication, more cleaning, more confusion, and more miscommunication to an already fucked up and disorganized work environment.

Stop being like this. Just order off the menu or don’t eat at all. It’s all slathered in pufas, anyways.

@Humpleupagus @EvilSandmich @Doll @gh0st1984 @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @ArmadilloRancher @DrBtc @KennyWhitePowers @KiKi88 @Xenophon @d0c40r0 @feralphilosophernc @1nter4ri @DEERBLOOD @Dan_Hulson @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Monsignor_DickFace @WeissenSocken88 I love Jury Duty.

Waste weeks of your fucking life for a fraction of your salary, so you can wake up at the ass-crack of dawn to go and wait for hours on end. Also, there is only one bathroom for a group of about a hundred, and there is no free fuckin coffee.

And you have to go, unless you want to defy the government entity that holds a monopoly on violence.

@Zealist Hell yeah it does. But there needed to be way more thought put into this shit.

@Zealist Me neither. But I use it to cook, and… Boy, are celebrities really desperate for alternate strains of revenue…

@Zealist The two flagship flavors? Peach and…. Passionfruit…

And the logo is not much better….

It just reeks of half-assedness…

Even the black customers are turning their nose up at it.

Nelly has entered the moonshine business with…. Mo’Shine…

@marine @Tony @Humpleupagus @JedDrudge @ShariVegas @EdBoatConnoisseur Self Confidence is that feeling you get when you’re whacking it to porn, and you’re balls deep into the fantasy that you’re railing an 11/10 twink that looks suspiciously like Josh Hutcherson in that moment right before you cum.

To paraphrase a famous comedian, “Cum is just concentrated fantasy just leaving the body.”

@Hoss @Tony @MischievousuTomatosu @rees @matty @bot @coolboymew @RustyCrab @ringo Fucking this.

And employers (FUCKING BOOMERS) still have the gall to ask why nobody wants to work anymore, or why “quiet quitting” is a thing.

When you reward work with more work instead of pay that compliments the work, you aren’t incentivizing more work getting done.

Work is a means to an end, that end usually being money to live. And for decades, employers have gotten away with abusing the hell out of employees because of how badly they rely on that paycheck.

Now that employees have options, they’re getting scared. And in the death throes of old corpo come the last vestiges of bullshit before the economic crash puts them out of their fucking misery.

That’s the part where the liveleak logo pops up above Wall Street.

@grumbulon Diet Cum

You cannot call yourself a christian business owner, if you do not pay your workers enough to allow for a spouse to remain at home to raise and teach the kids.

No ifs, ands, or buts.

The reason this transtrender bullshit is has become so god damned prevalent among the youth, is because they have no guidance at home, and groomers at school who are more than willing to take advantage of that to push their agendas.

But if both parents are too tired, overworked, and exhausted to tend to their kids, then more generations will continue to be lost to this and worse social contagions.

You have no clue how bad it’s going to get. With the technology at our disposal, we can unleash hell upon ourselves for no good reason whatsoever.

And parents need to seriously consider what they are doing with their lives and their children. Because at this point, everything is at stake now.

I’m not just talking school reform. I’m talking work reform. We have the technology to communicate, we have the access to the information needed to set up negotiations. All that needs to happen is the parents need to summon up the will to put both to use.

@nosleep @grumbulon Ripperoni, I barely knew him but would’ve probably been open to hand stuff with him in the corner of a Wal Mart parking lot.

@darniil @WeebFirstGames PIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

@WeebFirstGames Pikamee: Gets Cancelled for announcing a HP stream

Tenma: Angry German Noises, followed by “management bonk”

Pippa: “Lol fuk the troons, I’m playin dis.”

@darniil @LovecraftEnthusiast Oh neat, so they are just fucking lazy.

@LovecraftEnthusiast Is Hogwarts the only magical school in the Harry Potter universe?

Because if not, then it’s simply supposed to be a European school for magic. Which would imply that there are other schools of magic elsewhere in the world…

Which could open the door to further collaboration with Rowling and perhaps other historical and anthropological experts to help create other branches of Witchcraft/Wizardry across the world, each with their own unique style, demographics, and range of magical creatures..

But.. That would require effort and work, which… Nah, I guess?

Which is a shame, because I could see some seriously cool potential for it based purely on the architecture of Korea, India, and the Middle East, alone. Combining Rowling’s magical concepts with that extravagant architecture and the surrounding environments would have made for an incredibly interesting game, visually, while keeping an accurate range of “diversity” in the process.

Shit, they could even take the cultural quirks of some of these cultures to insert the whole “trans” thing, if they wanted (I think it was India that had that 3rd gender recognized by certain regions?).

But instead, they decided to get lazy and Burger King Kids Klub that shit. Which really can take you out of the game, if you’re at all savvy on historical [NAME A THING].