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Shari Vegas :windmill_of_friendship: :1488: (sharivegas@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:46:59 JST Shari Vegas :windmill_of_friendship: :1488: Hey @marine it's time for you to evolve from your Ellen Ripley phase, to your Samus Aran phase.
Samus was based on Ripley. So go be Samus.-
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:46:52 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Get a tall wife, manlets. 🙄 -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:46:53 JST Mr. Bacon I keep a step stool in my kitchen to reach the top shelves.
Why cabinets go all the way to the ceiling is beyond me
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:46:54 JST Mr. Bacon Eh, you can fit in small places - take the W -
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The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:46:54 JST The Problem :verified_pink: @Tony @ShariVegas @EdBoatConnoisseur SIR. I CRY ON STEPSTOOLS. THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING.
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The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:46:55 JST The Problem :verified_pink: @Tony @ShariVegas @EdBoatConnoisseur I’m mad only because all my siblings are around 6’. My mom’s 5’8. My dad was 6’. And then there’s me 😭
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:46:56 JST Mr. Bacon 5' 8" reporting in.
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The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:46:57 JST The Problem :verified_pink: @ShariVegas @EdBoatConnoisseur sir, I am 5’3. I am tiny. As much as I would also like to be over 6’, my siblings took all the height and my dad’s mother had the audacity to be under 5’.
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EdBoatConnoisseur (edboatconnoisseur@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:46:58 JST EdBoatConnoisseur @ShariVegas @marine she would need to be over 6ft tall tho…
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Shari Vegas :windmill_of_friendship: :1488: (sharivegas@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:46:58 JST Shari Vegas :windmill_of_friendship: :1488: @EdBoatConnoisseur @marine a man can dream lol -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:49:54 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Mine is 6'. She does this thing where she holds my manhood above her head and laughs at me while I try to grab it. 😒 -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:49:55 JST Mr. Bacon Mfw no Scandinavian gf to lift me up to reach the top shelf
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:52:36 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Mine is also mexican. -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:52:37 JST Mr. Bacon Thats kinda hot.
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The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:52:37 JST The Problem :verified_pink: @Tony @Humpleupagus @ShariVegas @EdBoatConnoisseur you can find yourself a mexican wife too.
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:54:33 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Find a tall Mexican really limits the options though. It's rare. -
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The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:54:34 JST The Problem :verified_pink: @Humpleupagus @Tony @ShariVegas @EdBoatConnoisseur yes. i was referring to your mexican wife lmao and said he could find himself one too.
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:54:54 JST Mr. Bacon See, I fit nicely into basements and planes. lol It is one of the benefits. But tall girls are mostly off limits ?? Humpleupagus ?? likes this. -
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DeadDrudge (jeddrudge@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:54:55 JST DeadDrudge Sometimes... Head bumping in basement as well... Also public transport/airplanes are particularly unpleasant... -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:54:56 JST Mr. Bacon I hope you have to duck to get through door ways. -
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DeadDrudge (jeddrudge@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:54:57 JST DeadDrudge It's mostly great to be tall... -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:56:14 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? You don't know what you're missing. A giantess will toss you around and use you like a dildo. -
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The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:56:15 JST The Problem :verified_pink: @Tony @Humpleupagus @JedDrudge @ShariVegas @EdBoatConnoisseur hey, my sister’s fiance was like 5’6. not entirely true.
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:56:15 JST Mr. Bacon I'm not into girls taller than me. It's my thing. lol -
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DeadDrudge (jeddrudge@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:56:28 JST DeadDrudge Despite being tall, I never had luck with tall women... Just as well, because I think shorter women tend to have better bodies... ?? Humpleupagus ?? likes this. -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:56:52 JST Mr. Bacon exactly lol. ?? Humpleupagus ?? likes this. -
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DeadDrudge (jeddrudge@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:56:53 JST DeadDrudge If there taller than me, they're terrifying... -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 12:59:05 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? I dunno. I think short women look kinda funny now. They're so tiny. My lady ruined me for life. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 13:00:45 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? My mom is 5' and about 90lbs. -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 13:00:46 JST Mr. Bacon There is definitely "too short" where you just can't take them seriously -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 13:04:39 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? I have nothing against short women. I just really love my wife. She grew on me. There's someone out there for everyone. -
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The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 13:04:40 JST The Problem :verified_pink: @Tony @Humpleupagus @JedDrudge @ShariVegas @EdBoatConnoisseur I’M VERY SMALL. AND I HAVE VERY LITTLE MONEY. SO YOU CAN IMAGINE THE STRESS I AM UNDER.
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The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 13:04:56 JST The Problem :verified_pink: @Tony @Humpleupagus @JedDrudge @ShariVegas @EdBoatConnoisseur MAYBE???????
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 13:04:56 JST Mr. Bacon 🙄
I'm going to go with yes because someone around here has to have some self confidence 😅?? Humpleupagus ?? likes this. -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 13:04:57 JST Mr. Bacon Are you cute though? -
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Shari Vegas :windmill_of_friendship: :1488: (sharivegas@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 13:05:48 JST Shari Vegas :windmill_of_friendship: :1488: @Tony @marine @Humpleupagus @JedDrudge @EdBoatConnoisseur I have marine this pep talk because
My mom is something like 4'11. I'm 5'11. My mom is Spanish. I still fear her wrath.
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 13:06:45 JST Mr. Bacon @Humpleupagus
OOOOO LOOK AT THIS DORK.
HUMP LOVES HIS WIFE
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 13:08:24 JST Mr. Bacon It's the belief that the world revolves around you no matter what.
Believe it or not, Tony is actually the center of the universe. I know, strange, but it's a fact. 😅
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The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 13:08:24 JST The Problem :verified_pink: @Tony @Humpleupagus @JedDrudge @ShariVegas @EdBoatConnoisseur
>It's the belief that the world revolves around you no matter what.
sir, this is a defining symptom of a cluster b personality disorder.?? Humpleupagus ?? likes this. -
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The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 13:08:25 JST The Problem :verified_pink: @Tony @Humpleupagus @JedDrudge @ShariVegas @EdBoatConnoisseur what’s ‘self-confidence’?
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LionelValentineAborted (lionelvalentineaborted@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 13:14:01 JST LionelValentineAborted @marine @Tony @Humpleupagus @JedDrudge @ShariVegas @EdBoatConnoisseur Self Confidence is that feeling you get when you’re whacking it to porn, and you’re balls deep into the fantasy that you’re railing an 11/10 twink that looks suspiciously like Josh Hutcherson in that moment right before you cum.
To paraphrase a famous comedian, “Cum is just concentrated fantasy just leaving the body.”
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 13:14:01 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Then I definitely have self confidence. 😏 -
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Twoinchdestroya (twoinchdestroya@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 13:28:44 JST Twoinchdestroya @Humpleupagus @marine @Tony @JedDrudge @ShariVegas @EdBoatConnoisseur Where’s my shotgun
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 13:28:44 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? A shotgun it too long for an Asian to commit suicide. 😏 -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 13:32:24 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Yes. Hanging from a doorknob is far more realistic. 😒 -
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Twoinchdestroya (twoinchdestroya@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 13:32:25 JST Twoinchdestroya @Humpleupagus @marine @Tony @JedDrudge @ShariVegas @EdBoatConnoisseur Aren’t we the same height?
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DeadDrudge (jeddrudge@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 26-Jun-2023 13:35:58 JST DeadDrudge Don't you mean doorstop...?
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