@matty@Terry It’s because Barbara is demented and can’t stand witness. That means the only witness is Chris himself. . .
Who is schizophrenic, and incapable of being a witness. In a sane society, you would never send him home. You would put him in an asylum, and her in an elderly care facility.
@nierenstein@WashedOutGundamPilot@BowsacNoodle Worst one I went on involved me not talking the entire hour, and she talked about herself the entire time, while triggering every red flag that ever existed. Examples of said red flags, including still being in love with her ex-boyfriend, her thinking she still has a chance with him, him breaking up with her because she was sabotaging their birth control so she could have a baby. . . at 16, and her saying that we should go over to her place for some fun afterwards, and I don’t need to use condoms.
Oh, and I found out afterwards that she was pregnant during that date, she just didn’t know yet.
She gave me the heebie jeebies. And when I told my sister that, she told me to give her friend a chance, she’s really into me.
And that’s how I found out that every time my sister had her friend sleep over, the chick would always sneak into my room while I was sleeping with a folding chair and just sit at the door watching me sleep. . . for hours.
I did not know she wanted to go to prom, let alone was I going ask my sister’s weird friend who was a freshman when I was a senior.
No, I made fucking bank each year at prom because I worked at Burger King and would request Prom off six months ahead of time and then take bribes to take someone’s shift who didn’t think to request it off. Each year, I made about a thousand bucks for that one night.
@WashedOutGundamPilot For the rest of my life? By the time I’m elderly, my dick will no longer work. Bread is forever, blowjobs are only until the dick stops working.
No dude. They’re in a proprietary format. A proprietary format that will stop working as soon as they change their software, and they’ve already changed their software multiple times, and never check to see if the old proprietary files are still usable.
The NSA has outright admitted that large amounts of the data that they collected over the years is completely fucking useless because they can’t access it anymore.