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@MelGibsonafter4Beers @Griffith @kf01 @BowsacNoodle @DEERBLOOD @pepsi_man @shedinja I kept waiting for the whale to splash him, but I was left with adorableness.
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@MelGibsonafter4Beers @DEERBLOOD @pepsi_man @BowsacNoodle @kf01 @shedinja Vanilla Ice unironically better than the faggot nigger-wannabe eminem
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@MelGibsonafter4Beers @DEERBLOOD @pepsi_man @BowsacNoodle @kf01 @shedinja "Oh! Thank you Mr. Beluga for returning my phone to... hey! Wait, this is a Vanilla Ice mix tape from 1992. Give me back my phone, you thieving whale!"
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@BowsacNoodle @King_Noticer @branman65 Really?
Geez, you must have gotten the upgraded model.
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@shedinja @BowsacNoodle @kf01 Yellow Fever Day
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@shedinja @BowsacNoodle @kf01 @DEERBLOOD In fairness, he'll probably have a better night tonight than us.
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@DEERBLOOD @pepsi_man @BowsacNoodle @kf01 @shedinja Yeah, don't volunteer too much info.
I prefer the mystery of not knowing how a talking beluga whale can run drills.
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@koropokkur @sickburnbro huh? Auron has been really into Trump for awhile.
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Qtards in overdrive because of a freakin' wet floor sign in Iowa.
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@IAMAL_PHARIUS @sickburnbro Is that thing for discount tranny surgery?
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@IAMAL_PHARIUS @sickburnbro So it's as hard as using a price labeler at Walmart.
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@ApocalyptoLatte1488 @PeachySummer @mushroom_soup @PodunkPotato Half of fedi has found their dream woman.
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@n3f_X @Goalkeeper @ThisFuckinGuy Wait, what? Her husband? Really?
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@n3f_X @ThisFuckinGuy @Goalkeeper WTH.
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@n3f_X @ThisFuckinGuy @Goalkeeper Dude
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@Doll @ThisFuckinGuy @Goalkeeper @n3f_X I've been had.
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@ThisFuckinGuy @Doll @Goalkeeper @n3f_X I'm just not used to being on the receiving end.
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@PeachySummer @d0c40r0 @deprecated_ii "Be a man! Tell her how it's gonna be!"
- Dating advice from Peachy
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@PeachySummer @d0c40r0 @deprecated_ii (I was being silly, but it doesn't come thru in text.)
You are correct. It's just that guys have to tailor the way they say it depending on the girl's personality.
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@PeachySummer @d0c40r0 @deprecated_ii While that's a true statement, in fairness, different ways of saying things work on different people in general.
The last time I called the girl at McDonald's a ho and ordered her to make me a sandwich, it didn't go well for some reason.
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