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Christmas Man (christmasman@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Nov-2025 07:29:07 JST
Christmas Man
@john_darksoul @sickburnbro All those requirement (permits, water, power) are entirely in the realm of "It depends". In some municipalities, before you even consider building, you're going to have to pay roughly $50k in fees and permits before you're even allowed to start clearing the lot, and that's not including all the steps along the way to meet all your code requirements before you'd be legally allowed to live in the home. Were you somewhere in, say, rural East Texas, you wouldn't need a single permit so long as your parcel doesn't have any deed restrictions and it meets the county minimum size requirement to qualify for unpermitted septic. -
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Christmas Man (christmasman@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 09-Nov-2025 15:49:43 JST
Christmas Man
@VidMasterEon Mistaking North America for India is just some shit everyone's fat retarded elementary school teachers parroted because they didn't (and still don't) know history. They were called "Indians" as a short translation of Columbus calling them "Una gente en Dios", hell India didn't even exist at the time, it was called Hindustan.
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Christmas Man (christmasman@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 08-Nov-2025 06:29:43 JST
Christmas Man
@sickburnbro @BroDrillard @chud @Heil_Honkler Only shops that aren't cutting corners at <$50/Hr are quick lubes, and even then I don't trust them. -
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Christmas Man (christmasman@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Nov-2025 15:43:49 JST
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@Hoss At this point, he's in it for the love of the game. -
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Christmas Man (christmasman@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Oct-2025 12:55:45 JST
Christmas Man
@lain HEYA HOYA MORNING, LIBTARDS. -
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Christmas Man (christmasman@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Oct-2025 05:25:49 JST
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@JoshuaSlocum @sickburnbro @IAMAL_PHARIUS @WandererUber Yes, the entire Finance sector builds each and every model in Excel before they update their algos. -
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Christmas Man (christmasman@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Oct-2025 04:28:01 JST
Christmas Man
@sickburnbro @IAMAL_PHARIUS @WandererUber Practically every finance department of every company with more than a million in assets or larger than a dozen employees uses Excel. Quickbooks may or may not still be used, but over a certain size, assets become hard to track. -
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Christmas Man (christmasman@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 19-Oct-2025 08:10:28 JST
Christmas Man
@p @amerika @dcc @j @ryan @mitchconner @jae @pwm @f0x @syzygy @w0rm @RedTechEngineer @gnu2 @ins0mniak @jesu @mint @prettygood >Carl's Jr. "Fuck you, I'm eating" -
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Christmas Man (christmasman@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 14-Aug-2025 00:35:35 JST
Christmas Man
@Hoss Meanwhile Omaha Man is just sitting on $327 billion in cash, waiting to scoop up everything at a moments notice. -
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Christmas Man (christmasman@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Aug-2025 03:25:16 JST
Christmas Man
@GrungeQueef They also conveniently forget to take into account how humans lack the enzyme production needed to properly digest chitinous (bug) protein when they push those numbers. -
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Christmas Man (christmasman@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Aug-2025 06:32:34 JST
Christmas Man
@BowsacNoodle @WandererUber @WhitestTemplar @basadeskaiser @HoraceKarloff @randbot They're also inherently and significantly less risk averse than normal folks. -
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Christmas Man (christmasman@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 26-Jul-2025 00:22:50 JST
Christmas Man
@BowsacNoodle @picofarad @PNS Unless it's a 1000ft deep well, that much wattage should be plenty for most domestic well pumps. -
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Christmas Man (christmasman@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Jul-2025 04:41:17 JST
Christmas Man
@BowsacNoodle @Jonny @dj @Frondeur @verita84 @NonPlayableClown @ryan Continual repackaging of bad debt into new investment vehicles until it's time to pull the ripcord on golden parachutes. -
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Christmas Man (christmasman@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 20-Jul-2025 08:16:14 JST
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@p Time to lop off the whole limb up to where it branches and treat with wound sealer. -
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Christmas Man (christmasman@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Jun-2025 01:50:29 JST
Christmas Man
@BowsacNoodle @Rwoeidk I hear good things about the Nothing phones. -
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Christmas Man (christmasman@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 13-Jun-2025 04:34:30 JST
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@PunishedD @RustyCrab -
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Christmas Man (christmasman@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jun-2025 09:14:23 JST
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@Sui @Doll @ArmadilloRancher @LovecraftEnthusiast @d0c40r0 -
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Christmas Man (christmasman@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jun-2025 09:11:25 JST
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@Hoss @GentlemanRapist @jimmybuffettfanaccount @suquili FAS babies have all kinds of stunted development that will haunt them their entire lives. -
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Christmas Man (christmasman@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 28-May-2025 01:21:16 JST
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad @dcc @j @ergo @dsm @p @BionicNigga @coolboymew @sun A reminder to folks in the US that CB radios used to require a license, but mass non-compliance rendered them worthless, so the FCC dropped the requirement. -
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Christmas Man (christmasman@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 20-May-2025 14:07:37 JST
Christmas Man
@Hoss @hazlin >SHIT, THE AMERICANS ARE ACTUALLY CALLING FOR DELIVERY ON THEIR CONTRACTS, I DON'T THINK THE SPRAY PAINTED BAG OF ROCKS TRICK IS GONNA WORK THIS TIME!