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of nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 16-May-2025 12:28:50 JST 
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Trump:
>Sometimes, you know, stealth, they do stealth.
>I'm not a huge believer in stealth because stealth is basically a lot of it's the design and the shape.
>So you're going to design an ugly plane for stealth reasons, and then six months later they're going to figure it out and then you're stuck with a plane.
This got quoted without his two references to "they're going to figure it out". Yes, it's funnier to say that Trump has TERRIBLE TASTE and thinks that our VERY COOLEST LOOKING PLANES are UGLY
but the more important thing that he's saying is that stealth doesn't work and that as a feature it's pointless. That's kind of a surprising thing for a US President to say.
Because if stealth doesn't work then the planes are, besides being really cool-looking, also just worse at their intended roles. -
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of nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 16-May-2025 12:17:18 JST
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@mischievoustomato
Adam: God
God: yes, Adam?
Adam: Why did you make her so beautiful? She's so distracting. I can't stop looking at her. I can't stop thinking about her. This is really annoying. Why make her so beautiful?
God: well, Adam, I made her beautiful so that you would love her.
Adam: oh.
Adam: well thanks, I guess.
Adam: bot hey, God
God: yes, Adam?
Adam: why did you make her so dumb? She's so dumb. She talks all the time and it's just nonsense. She doesn't understand why I do things. She goes around poking bears. She's a hassle sometimes because she's so dumb. Why make her so dumb?
God: well, Adam, I made her that way so that she would love you. -
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of nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 16-May-2025 01:36:09 JST
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@icedquinn
>fix up an old one
wow, that's an awful thing to say about used goods. I mean pre-owned goods. I mean pre-enjoyed goods. I mean pre-loved goods. You'd rather have a brand new thing than a LOVED thing? A thing that someone loved? A thing that was loved before it was discarded for monetary compensation and held by a third party until you could pay 5% less for it than for a new thing?
Don't you know that new things are social constructs? "New" is not real. Nothing is new. All matter that you can see has been around for billions of years. Everything is used. Got a 'new' wooden chair? A tree was pre-loving that wood before you got it. Got a 'new' metal spoon? None of the metal is new.
But for your ILLUSIONS you would only buy goods produced under the Japanese occupation of Manchuria. -
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of nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 16-May-2025 00:41:00 JST
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@tk now with twice the oxygen!
Oxygen is so important for your body. It's the fuel for your cells. When your cells can't reliably get oxygen, they'll start getting it from sugar instead and become cancerous!
Your body needs oxygen and water (H2O) delivers it - BUT, water also depletes your body's electrolytes. If you drink too much water, you can DIE.
So how do you get enough water to cure cancer without getting so much water that you die? You need to put MORE OXYGEN in your water.
Our oxygenated water (H2O**2**) has twice the oxygen of water, which delivers twice as much oxygen to your body.
This does not need to be FDA verified. This is obviously true, chemically and mathematically. -
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of nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-2025 07:50:07 JST
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@maija @BadFediPosts
a. you do not, in fact, "have to hand it" to Pol Pot
b. Communism is always bad
c. indiscriminately killing intellectuals is always bad (expected position for a nerd on nerd twitter)
d. secretly Chinese account is seething at Cambodians being mentioned. Why not "Mao was onto something"??
e. secretly alt-medicine account can't stop sneering at the idea of going to a doctor about your tongue fungus -
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of nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 12-May-2025 04:01:39 JST
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@Etroe PLEASE leave the poop. Birds use it as a navigational aid. Reckless poop cleaning is how waterfowl get confused and fail to migrate for the winter. -
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of nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 12-May-2025 03:51:17 JST
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@deprecated_ii UDP should be another girl with a squirt gun aimed at the drinker's mouth -
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of nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Sunday, 11-May-2025 04:20:05 JST
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@nyanide @r000t it's good because "school laptop" is an absurdity with how good laptops have gotten. It's cheaper than any alternative to just give children laptops as needed. Then the child would be vandalizing his own property. -
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of nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Sunday, 11-May-2025 04:13:03 JST
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>N is 14th, H is 8th in the alphabet. So NHH is 1488. Not sure if this intended or not, but seems like a conscious decision given the context. 212.13.174.141
Kazakhstan IP has discovered that 1488 was about black people all along. -
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of nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 10-May-2025 00:42:27 JST
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad "As a woman you'll probably relate better than me to the experience of having accidentally set off a guy's sex flag, and having to either just have sex with him or else say - with awkwardly necessary firmness - that you are not actually interested in him." -
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of nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 09-May-2025 23:25:14 JST
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@lina and sleep on their feathers. The future is chickens. -
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of nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 09-May-2025 23:22:56 JST
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instead of eating the bugs, we can feed the bugs to chickens who can then be harnessed to generate clean electricity.
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of nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 09-May-2025 06:28:29 JST
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@Shadowman311 it'll be a "black American Pope from Mississippi" but when you look it's some weird second-generation Somalian mutant. It'll be very disappointing. The pass would only let you call a guy a keffir. -
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of nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 09-May-2025 04:53:02 JST
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@waifu @lain
>anime girl
>pregnant
>separate view of the womb
heartwarming up to this point, but as soon as you perceive this much, I recommend scrolling past the anime girl. No need to dwell on the image. Just be happy that Kazuma's going to be a dad. -
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of nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Monday, 05-May-2025 03:24:02 JST
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@nyanide Twitter is so hateful now, man. You can't even format your braces wrong without a billionaire kicking dirt in your face. I pray that Mastodon can be a safe haven for filthy newline-{-ers. -
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of nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 11:23:28 JST
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@Forestofenchantment @creamqueen I see. So sites that try to fight adblock are obviously breaking this law. Ads are the definition of distracting. -
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of nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 11:21:12 JST
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@Forestofenchantment @creamqueen how do you run afoul of ADHD accessibility law? Post a bunch of text without reaction gifs every few paragraphs? -
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of nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 01:04:51 JST
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Rekieta
>DARE lied to you. DARE made it seem like drugs felt horrible, but actually they feel good.
Fair.
>I enjoyed doing drugs. I don't regret doing drugs. I wish I could still do drugs.
Uh.
>If not for the GOVERNMENT, there would not even be any negative consequences to my doing drugs.
>Drugs are awesome and that's why people do drugs.
>Everything I did (swinging, cheating, drugs, drugs on stream, keeping drugs and strange women around my kids) was awesome.
DARE lied about drugs out of an earnest desire to discourage kids from doing drugs, and the lies ended up encouraging drug use.
You are lying out of a desire to not feel like more of a failure, even though the lies harm you and ensure your continued failure.
Don't speak too harshly about a better version of your own error. -
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of nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 03:49:09 JST
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@captain_arepa @lain Timed Exclusive Bundle, obviously. -
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of nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 13:40:42 JST
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@georgia there's right-side chest pain, yes. Your left side is more noticeable because it has to beat more strongly, but the humble right side is working too. Other hearts:
1. the legs, which have naturally difficult veinous return against gravity. Called the second heart in Chinese medicine. The first place you'll see edema if you're having circulatory problems, even temporary ones like on a plane.
2. the lungs, another place that blood pools if the heart is having trouble keeping up. Gives you a bit of a cough. Stealthier than edema because you can get impaired circulation from something you did, but then easily attribute the cough to environmental factors like air or food allergies.
3. the back. Not something I've seen other people talk about, but I'm very suspicious of back problems.
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