Notices by MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 13-Aug-2026 16:22:33 JST
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[Meaningful quote about effort here]
@Humpleupagus I really do got a fail 1000 times like that gypsy said. No wonder they went into camps. Now I go back to the real world to continue suffering :ablobcatwave: -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jun-2026 16:59:37 JST
MasterSimper
Imagine thinking anything other than 13 -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jun-2026 16:23:12 JST
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I dunno probably because they think to much abd thinking is Gay. Im a deist so God is real and its obvious what more do you need -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jun-2026 04:34:52 JST
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Have mines been shutting down? Ive been seeing alot of dwarves lately -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-2026 15:59:08 JST
MasterSimper
I played yakuza game, how can you be a real yakuza if you dont have a back tattoo and get killed doing sonething crazy because it was the right thing to do. If I ever get a full back tattoo I will truly understand why reasonable men do unreasonable things. -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jun-2026 18:08:06 JST
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I might have hired you, how many katanas do you have in your office? -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jun-2026 17:56:27 JST
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@Humpleupagus I got a new Attorney for things I like him. He thinks votings fake just like the law and its the game we gotta play so might as well be good at it. -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 04:48:00 JST
MasterSimper
Irregular weight loss, troubles with glucose. Sounds like the beetus rather than some rare interaction -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 04:00:07 JST
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You got a cold now you cant eat lol what are you an old man -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 05-Jun-2026 09:16:38 JST
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I imagine its the colored people they are always terrible at any job, surprisingly I dont work with any and we are one of the best departments in the region. I think its because of diverse ancestry, we have a German, Irish, Italian and a French. Though as you would expect the man with the Irish heritage seems to get the most complaints. -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jun-2026 09:12:18 JST
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I havent tried that yet but im getting closer to believing it would work. You imagine calling and asking for an update after 3 months would be simple at least for 1 bill left. So how many days is a "ill call you tomorrow with an update" mean in real world days? -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jun-2026 08:12:05 JST
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@Humpleupagus Alright I need your input, its been 200ish days since I signed the settlement. The last details I got 100 days ago was all they needed left was finding out if they needed to reimburse the insurance for the initial ER bill. Called the other day and they told me same exact thing.
They havent given me the email for the particular person so Im going to send another email to the litigations team one. Im unsure whether to start the email "Hey specifically the retard in lien negotiation,...." and continue "Since my perception is no progress will be made with out my checking in.." "...give me the details and il contact them myself..."
Or should it just be addressed to "You dumb bitch" and leave the slurs -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 31-May-2026 12:45:40 JST
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Getting emotional and shooting youre judge is wrong. You have to gather a list of judges that have made similar rulings and have pleasant conversations. Then let yourself go to court and tell the judge they arent above consequences, because threatening people is fun. -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-2026 10:03:31 JST
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I like he just gets older and more fit -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 30-Apr-2026 16:54:17 JST
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Why cant we fund retards to fight in the strait so we can go oh yeah lets not go over there, like we did Ukraine -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 30-Apr-2026 07:02:22 JST
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We never had anyone named penguin -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 12-Mar-2026 15:19:31 JST
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Can I sue them when they deny my reasonable accommodations -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 12-Mar-2026 14:41:37 JST
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When the crash happens I will only trade in Ballon animals -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Mar-2026 10:53:30 JST
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I eat tuna so I can get my daily dose of mercury -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 20-Feb-2026 18:52:42 JST
MasterSimper
Sounds like the female versions of steel panther songs