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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 10-Jan-2026 10:29:23 JST
MasterSimper
I default to "Yeah I know" and walk away because the other choice is getting stunlocked -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 04-Jan-2026 20:36:47 JST
MasterSimper
Im considering being a chef and owning a restaurant using EBT to buy ingredients and homeless funds to pay for the location (also my residence), it will be a NGO that helps spread political awareness by donating to whoever won't investigate into my business practices. I took civics so I know how to be a model citizen. -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 13-Dec-2025 11:11:00 JST
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20 years does alot to a woman -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 13-Dec-2025 11:10:59 JST
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Would -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 28-Nov-2025 04:36:28 JST
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I could sleep in this -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Nov-2025 07:03:20 JST
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My counter argument is oppai loli -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Nov-2025 05:38:35 JST
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Nah thats dumb we sell rights to our claims but not the actual claims, then we sell the gold but hold it in trust at an intrest, then we become publicly traded so people can invest in our gold we hold in trust. -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Nov-2025 05:37:21 JST
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Easy fix just mine more gold -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 03-Nov-2025 02:07:18 JST
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So ebt was really just a scheme to funnel money -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Nov-2025 06:06:54 JST
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@Humpleupagus I see so your people do nothing for most of a year then make 10k off of me, when I could have just blackmailed the person myself -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 23-Oct-2025 05:18:40 JST
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So poor people are making my chips cost more, I fucking hate the poor -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-2025 22:41:39 JST
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Seems fine to me, cant solve issue you hit fewer people with more dramatic results to bring the others in line. Fear is a good motivator I dont know why we dont have public executions anymore they arent cruel or unusual -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 20-Oct-2025 18:37:39 JST
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Disgusting however, would -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-2025 22:05:01 JST
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We need to update definitions every few decades, like only net positive tax payers are persons, retards counting as 3/5ths a person, and women being somewhere btwn 1/5th a person and -1 persons -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 20-Sep-2025 22:59:09 JST
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I get matches talk until I get a number then ghost them, why would I want to date a woman who gives guys thier number on the internet. -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Sep-2025 18:49:21 JST
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If you vote for me as a republican I will do the republican things but if you vote for me as a democrat I'll do democrat things. -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Aug-2025 04:32:02 JST
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I'm a monarchist -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 01-Aug-2025 03:02:05 JST
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What does this mean -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 31-Jul-2025 13:33:49 JST
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What did it say about me -
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MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 28-Jul-2025 16:34:03 JST
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When Im in my 50s I also want to look like this