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TheHobbitHooWas (thehobbithoowas@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jan-2025 01:20:21 JST TheHobbitHooWas As a teenager I had a fling with a teacher, she was 23 at the time. I can assure you, not all of those women were the hunters in those situations; in my case, I took advantage of a very sad woman whom I thought I was in love with (and of course was really just infatuated with). She was wrong, but I was really wrong too, and I knew it the whole time.
Thanks be to God for the forgiveness of sins, sincerely.
And now for a commercial break in "Tales from TheHobbitHooWas' Past".... -
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TheHobbitHooWas (thehobbithoowas@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Dec-2024 05:22:54 JST TheHobbitHooWas And Merry Christmas to you @AlabasterBrick -
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TheHobbitHooWas (thehobbithoowas@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Dec-2024 05:22:54 JST TheHobbitHooWas Merry Christmas Eve, frens! Especially @Grumblesock and @thymeandplac3 and @mackya and @RadixVerum and @brittbratt_fingerpuppet and @matty and @JoePrich I think you all are great and wish you the very best. And if I forgot you, it's because I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins. -
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TheHobbitHooWas (thehobbithoowas@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 20-Dec-2024 06:16:14 JST TheHobbitHooWas Maybe if Bluesky didn't have such a pedophile problem there would be less of a death threat problem......just sayin'...... -
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TheHobbitHooWas (thehobbithoowas@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 03:02:47 JST TheHobbitHooWas [tiny door creaks open, eye peers out] "Password?..."
"If you ever touch my mint chocolate chip ice cream again, asshole, I will rip off your arms and beat your whole family to death with them, you frozen dairy treat stealing bitch."
[pause....crank....creak...jangle...cachunk...click.....door opens]
"Come on in"
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TheHobbitHooWas (thehobbithoowas@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 06-Sep-2024 06:13:29 JST TheHobbitHooWas Whoever would have guessed that "women" outrape men by a 5-to-1 margin???? -
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TheHobbitHooWas (thehobbithoowas@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 05:01:30 JST TheHobbitHooWas Ugh. I'm not a fan of random normal folks getting hurt like that. May God protect them. -
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TheHobbitHooWas (thehobbithoowas@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:51:00 JST TheHobbitHooWas This would be even better if there wasn't any dam, and the panic was all because of an epic troll. -
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TheHobbitHooWas (thehobbithoowas@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-2024 02:37:41 JST TheHobbitHooWas So....ask for ID more....? -
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TheHobbitHooWas (thehobbithoowas@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 22:21:31 JST TheHobbitHooWas There's nothing loving in allowing faggots to continue to live in their faggotry sin. That's like telling a heroin addict "here's more heroin, you do you bro!". -
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TheHobbitHooWas (thehobbithoowas@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 12:36:45 JST TheHobbitHooWas I cannot understand why my fellow Christians' eyes aren't opened when they read that our King Himself called the jews children of the devil (John 8:42-47). He literally said that is who they are. Was He lying, fellow Christians????? Are you REALLY going to tell me that Almighty God "chose children of the devil" as His special people??? SERIOUSLY?
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TheHobbitHooWas (thehobbithoowas@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 01:42:28 JST TheHobbitHooWas Been married nearly 25 years and still when my wife buys new bras I'm always like "hey baby how about some of those cupless bras, mmmhmmmm!" -
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TheHobbitHooWas (thehobbithoowas@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Apr-2024 01:37:19 JST TheHobbitHooWas Ask her the following:
(1) What's your body count?
(2) How many unborn have you murdered in your womb?
(3) Why do you dress like an attention-seeking teenager who hasn't yet learned the value of modes- Oh wait, I haven't gotten an answer to (1), that'll probably explain it. -
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TheHobbitHooWas (thehobbithoowas@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 18-Apr-2024 02:45:07 JST TheHobbitHooWas "...when they start asking people to tone down the coming anti-alphabet rhetoric..."
I am going to laugh so hard when they face Christ's reign. Turn down the anti-perversion rhetoric? How about you repent and swear fealty to the King of Kings, or burn in Hell instead? -
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TheHobbitHooWas (thehobbithoowas@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 07-Mar-2024 03:14:22 JST TheHobbitHooWas Good afternoon frens. For all of you praying folks, I'd appreciate a prayer. That old Enemy has been coming at me with both barrels, and memories of my past idiocy have gotten me down. I'm Joshua 1:9ing as hard as I can, but your prayers would certainly help. I'm not trying to be selfish here, just being real. Thanks. -
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TheHobbitHooWas (thehobbithoowas@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Mar-2024 04:18:49 JST TheHobbitHooWas The more I lean into my relationship with Jesus Christ, the less I understand patriotism. The USA is a hedonist hellhole of evil and is run by pedophiles and jews (oops, sorry for being redundant). Why in the name of God would I be all "patriotic" to a nation that rejects my King? I seriously don't get that. I mean, I'm a knucklehead and wildly far from perfect, but still. -
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TheHobbitHooWas (thehobbithoowas@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 02-Mar-2024 06:52:40 JST TheHobbitHooWas Send the stormtroopers. Bring it. We're ready. And dammit it's about time we kick it all off.