Notices by JoePrich (joeprich@nicecrew.digital)
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Prediction: The "Transgender Children Care" bill will never become law.
It'll be shot down in the Senate, or "challenged in District Court" or "shot down by a rogue judge" or whatever
And then the GOP will start braying about vooting horder and giving them an even BIGGER majority so they can "fight for kids" and FINALLY beat those wiley Demoncraps once and for all.. 🙄
Screenshot this and then watch ALL of it come to fruition over the next 6-8 months
It's the same shit over and over, people. Same exact shit, over and over and over, for DECADES on end now...
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I saw a "Now Hiring" listing today, in which, they boasted about using AI in their application screening process
So we've officially reached the "Begging Robots For Jobs" stage of Dystopia
If you can "work the algo" you might get a job. Fantastic. So much to look forward to...
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Now that the weather has cooled off my little Butterball can ride with me again and he's lovin' it.
Hung out all day together, this fat dog has become my literal best friend. It's not as pathetic as it sounds, it's by design.
Pretty much take him everywhere.
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I just purchased $138 of high end licorice. That's not sarcasm or an internet joke. I literally just bought one hundred and thirty eight dollars...of licorice.
I offered a cry for help regarding my out of control internet spending and you all ignored me and NOW look where we are
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Had $5000 stolen out of my bank account today.
I asked the bank how this happened and they said, probably a gas pump debit card skimmer.
When I was a kid, you could pull up to the pump, wave at the clerk, and they'd turn it on so you could fill up.
Today we use a plastic card with a microchip, pin number, and 17 other "safety" features and still get robbed blind for the sin of just trying to get gas
I HATE this diversified shit pit, piss-trough of a civilization more than I have the vocabulary to express.
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Enjoying lunch in a crowded dining establishment and there is a woman EASILY pushing 70 with some kind of Chihuahua mix "support animal" milling around near her feet and in the aisle.
I love dogs. I do. But this has gotten beyond out of hand.
This thing was started by soldiers coping with life after combat and has morphed into an attention farming vehicle for Gran Gran down at the kuh-fay (That's Southern Boomer for Cafe)
Traumatized are you Gramma? Got PTSD from 47 years of sitting on your fatshit ass and letting ol man-tits Clyde there plow into you every Wednesday and Saturday night?! Need little Sparky to help you cope with the trauma while you slurp down that tomato soup, do ya??
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I have a personal emergency. I have to cancel my show. I will try a\gain tomorrow. Serious situation I HAVE to go take care of RIGHT NOW
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Fuck any language that uses that phlegmy sound to pronounce words.
Disgusting shit should be illegal.
Who does that?! Who makes horking a loogie part of your alphabet?!
Unibrow, dirt scratching, animals. That's who does that.
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When we win, and I am FINALLY anointed Minister of Swift Restorative Justice, I am going to use AI to scour the internet for anyone who ever used the term "Situationship" and make sure they have a whole new situation..IN THE Camps™️!!
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Trump - "Are you morons STILL babbling about Epstein?! Why don't you pay pigs just STFU and buy some more of my shitty merch. You rubes are NEVER getting shit from me regarding Epstein, I laugh at you"
Magatoids - ".....................FIRE PAM BONDI! SHE'S NOT REAL MAGA!"
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A customer of Indian descent just called me. Apparently they need urgent assistance.
In January, this same person owed me exactly 50 whole dollars and it took me 3 weeks and 61 phone calls to collect. And I reeeeeally needed that $50 back then.
Tell you what, go sit by the front door and play some Sodoku on your phone.
I'm on the way. Be right there 👌🏻
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Protip: Stop posting for a couple days.
First person that DM's, "You alright buddy?! Checkin' on ya"..that's your Fed.
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I have been working since 6 am. I am still working rn. I don't wanna hear shit about bootstraps ever again in my life. I pulled so hard on my straps I shoved my foot right through the bottom of my boot.
Know this, whatever this thing becomes, whatever I turn this into, I have EARNED it Jack! And if I fail it won't be from lack of effort, guarantee you that.
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I hope there's a special place in Hell for whoever came up with the idea of advertisements and celebrity gossip updates blaring at you from a 12-inch screen while you pump gas
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There's a bum on every 3rd corner in Austin now...
With one of like 6 varying sob stories scribbled on cardboard signs.
Someone should tell them the sob stories don't hit like they used to when you see 300 of them in one trip across town.
There's always been bums here, but not like this. It is just Bum Central Station nowadays...
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"We have two countries, that don't know what the fuck they're doing"
NEITHER DO YOU! Add yourself to that list Don, because you clearly have NO IDEA what the fuck YOU are doing!!
Stupid bastard unilaterally bombed a sovereign nation that's been at war for 1600 years, then thought he could TWEET his way to peace!
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If you still support Donald Trump, congratulations, you are officially a wet-brain, clinically retarded, dumbfuck extraordinaire supreme.
You're so fucking stupid they don't even bother cooking up a convincing lie as to WHY they're dragging the United States into YET ANOTHER war for Israel.
They just look you dead in the face and say stupid horseshit like "We bombed another naton...FOR PEACE" and "We HAD to unilaterally bomb the rogue desert nation without declaring war...before they did something EXTREME!!"
Because they knew once you started throwing your life savings at obnoxious gold sneakers and "digital" trading cards, you are IRREDEEMABLY HOPELESSLY dirt clod STUPID and there isn't a turd too stinky for you to suck right out of Trump's ass
Fuck all of ya
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I hope Iran and Israel turn each other into smoking fucking craters.
Sick of that whole region. Dirt scratching unibrows and their 1600 year long tribal fued over a God damn boulder. Fuck the whole lot of ya. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Maybe once that entire corner of Earth is radioactive ruins the rest of mankind can move forward.
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"Today my grandson swore his allegiance to Raytheon and agreed to die for Our Greatest Ally, Israel. One proud MeeMaw right here 🥰"
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And then one day, out the clear blue sky, for absolutely no reason that historians can possibly conceive...
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