Notices by JoePrich (joeprich@nicecrew.digital), page 2
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Protip: Stop posting for a couple days.
First person that DM's, "You alright buddy?! Checkin' on ya"..that's your Fed.
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I have been working since 6 am. I am still working rn. I don't wanna hear shit about bootstraps ever again in my life. I pulled so hard on my straps I shoved my foot right through the bottom of my boot.
Know this, whatever this thing becomes, whatever I turn this into, I have EARNED it Jack! And if I fail it won't be from lack of effort, guarantee you that.
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I hope there's a special place in Hell for whoever came up with the idea of advertisements and celebrity gossip updates blaring at you from a 12-inch screen while you pump gas
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There's a bum on every 3rd corner in Austin now...
With one of like 6 varying sob stories scribbled on cardboard signs.
Someone should tell them the sob stories don't hit like they used to when you see 300 of them in one trip across town.
There's always been bums here, but not like this. It is just Bum Central Station nowadays...
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"We have two countries, that don't know what the fuck they're doing"
NEITHER DO YOU! Add yourself to that list Don, because you clearly have NO IDEA what the fuck YOU are doing!!
Stupid bastard unilaterally bombed a sovereign nation that's been at war for 1600 years, then thought he could TWEET his way to peace!
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If you still support Donald Trump, congratulations, you are officially a wet-brain, clinically retarded, dumbfuck extraordinaire supreme.
You're so fucking stupid they don't even bother cooking up a convincing lie as to WHY they're dragging the United States into YET ANOTHER war for Israel.
They just look you dead in the face and say stupid horseshit like "We bombed another naton...FOR PEACE" and "We HAD to unilaterally bomb the rogue desert nation without declaring war...before they did something EXTREME!!"
Because they knew once you started throwing your life savings at obnoxious gold sneakers and "digital" trading cards, you are IRREDEEMABLY HOPELESSLY dirt clod STUPID and there isn't a turd too stinky for you to suck right out of Trump's ass
Fuck all of ya
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I hope Iran and Israel turn each other into smoking fucking craters.
Sick of that whole region. Dirt scratching unibrows and their 1600 year long tribal fued over a God damn boulder. Fuck the whole lot of ya. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Maybe once that entire corner of Earth is radioactive ruins the rest of mankind can move forward.
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"Today my grandson swore his allegiance to Raytheon and agreed to die for Our Greatest Ally, Israel. One proud MeeMaw right here 🥰"
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And then one day, out the clear blue sky, for absolutely no reason that historians can possibly conceive...
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I see we've reached latex masked assassins carrying out politically driven murder sprees stage of Civilizational Collapse.
Good.
It fills me with such resplendent joy to watch The Machine™️ that literally designed and built to erase me from the planet, eating itself alive.
More. I need more. Burn baby burn
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"California used to be Mexico!! Can't be illegal on muh stolen land etc etc!!"
"Ah I see. Well Crimea was part of Russia. Ukrainians are just oppressive colonizers on stolen land"
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"Get stronger and replace my grandchildren FASTER!!
Gee whiz, aren't I such a goodest good person! Everyone gather round and pat me on the head!"
Boomers are fucking cancer. Literal, societal fucking cancer
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It's always your best bet....
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Have you heard about the lonesome loser??
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"Yew don't understand! We HADDA leave Meh-hee-coe because of the CARTELS!! 😭"
Bitch you ARE the Cartels. The Cartels are wholly comprised of people JUST LIKE YOU!
Stop acting like some mysterious invasive force took over your country. It's literally you.
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You can stop comparing the LA riots to January 6th
- January 6th was American citizens justifiably outraged at the theft of the Presidential election
- June 7th is a bunch of entitled mongrels upset because the taxpayer funded Gibs Train is slowing down and appears to be pulling into the station
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My daughter got a cat
Press P for pet sleppy kitty
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You can choose a side in the Great Fag War of 2025 if you WANT to. I won't fault you for it
But I thought I'd just take a brief moment to remind you just exactly WHO it's main competitors actually are
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One minute my youth is just right there, hanging in the air, could practically reach out and touch it. But the longer I reflect on it, the further away it feels. A thousand years and 57 lifetimes ago. It was a long long time ago...
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On this day, some forty odd years ago, a not-so-subtly racist, but wildly entertaining (and handsome) podcaster broadcaster, Livestreaming, internet radio show host was born
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