Notices by Sir Nedwood (ned@noauthority.social), page 3

@icedquinn graphics is a bit of a mystery to me. I never actually do anything with the business end of that. The ATEM mini stuff is very reasonably priced. But you have to go to the constellation range to get real M/E channels. And that's still expensive. BMD have cheap switchers because if you want the full featured experience you end up buying a buttload of hardware.

@icedquinn I sell switchers for thousands of dollars that OBS could do 10 years ago for free without blinking an eye.

The most extreme marketing for still water I've ever seen. $4.50 a can.

@icedquinn sounds like a good time to me.

@fuknukl where the hell are those kids parents? No one on the train reacted.

@icedquinn The ABSOLUTE WORST is companies that have a SAP portal. You have to go there, sign up for an account, set up 2 factor auth, fill out the form, watch a 15min training video, sign a contract with a bunch of bullshit hidden in there, create a new project ID, and then submit your invoice for approval.

Meanwhile, the Department of Defense pays with a credit card like a normal person.

@icedquinn About 10-20% of our customers do this now. Before the lost years this never happened at all. It's some sort of DEI rot that's seeped it's way into corporate administration.

@icedquinn

I am sick to death of companies making me fill out creditor forms!

Customer: I'd like a quote for X
Me: Sure here's a quote for X
Customer: I'd like to go ahead with that quote, but first you have to fill out this 10 page questionnaire and sign a contract that says you don't own slaves.

Bitch, just give me the money. This is not a 'business relationship'. You're just a customer.

@FranciscoScaramanga from what I've heard containers are really shit to live in. And expensive. Just buy a Costco shed instead.

@Humpleupagus @charlie_root I might just do that. I have a little midi controller that I never use anymore. That is actually a good use.

@Humpleupagus @charlie_root LOL not quite so sure that's a desired feature.

@charlie_root @Humpleupagus If it was anyone other than UA I probably wouldn't bother. Got plenty of channel strips. But none I'm 100% happy with. Hopefully this will be the one.

@sj_zero @BasedLord @tyler @BowsacNoodle @sapphire I have never sold something to a client with the hope that it will break and they need to buy a new one. But the things that do break are 1/5 if the price of one's that don't. Cheap shit, buy 2. That's how it works these days.

@icedquinn that's easy. Pick a block, build a big flat wall. Just like a 11yo from 2015

Hey chat. What do you think the "Abomination of desolation" actually is? If you have no idea what I'm talking about, then move along.

When Kamala talks about her "vision for the future", the first thing that comes to mind is architectural concept art for those mega projects in Dubai. Utterly retarded, makes no sense, and basically just exists to launder money.

@IcyGrillz @FortyTwo when I saw you mention lampshades I thought this was a completely different topic. I think I'm spending too much time on the fedi.

@shy >"aren't anime children fake?"
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Just got a call from an AI. They had background noise and fake typing and everything.