Notices by masukomi (masukomi@connectified.com)

This is, quite possibly, the most entertaining interview i have ever encountered. You simply *must * read it. It keeps getting better with every question.
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/b-c-swimmer-crosses-strait-of-georgia-under-nine-hours-9.7316260

Current status:

Need to get up and take drugs but this beauty queen keeps purring on me

This is Banshee, and Banshee’s “teefers”

Banshee is a Hyena that lives at the Texas Wildlife Park which means I’ll never see him (because fascism).

@hellomiakoda what… what is that?

like i know what the game is, but wtf is this?

#Deaf folks: I'm writing a character who's dealing with sudden hearing loss, and I'm discovering fuck-all for what to do once that happens to you. Looking at all the US based hearing loss groups & state resources, and there's social support & medical, but literally nothing about learning ASL nevermind anything resembling "here's what you need to know re your new life challenges & how to cope"

a) wtf?!
b) What does learning #ASL as a deaf adult look like?

This is your friendly reminder that if you're a #mastodon user who regularly has something more to say than you can fit in 500 characters, I have a tool for that.

FediThready will break your long thoughts into multiple posts. It supports images, posting as a reply, and more.

Even better, NONE of the data flows through my server. Once you've loaded the page everything happens on your computer.

And it's #OpenSource

https://fedithready.app/

sorry…
#BDSM

You know what would be cool? Being friends with a trans woman my own age.

I think there are only 2 trans women I'm actually close with, and one of them's >10yrs older than me and the other's > 10 years younger than me.

I'm not sure I've even *seen* any trans women my age (early 50s) here on fedi. I hope there are some. 🤞

I just feel kind-of isolated. You know?

Anyway. If there are any 50ish yr old trans women out there looking for a friend… 👋

#transgender

One of our driveway trees fell over in the windstorm the other day. We are in the middle of trying to stand it back up. Dachary is heading off to Home Depot to get rope.

(Home Depot - ICE supporting fucks - is the only hardware store within an hour of here)

Hopefully it won’t try falling over in the opposite direction.

It is staying up. We’ll see how long.

@hellomiakoda yeah. I had to stop playing it because it was just stressing me out.

What, the fuck, are Japanese people doing with their tongues for "emotional bonding" where a robotic tongue would be an acceptable substitute?

Like, i 100% see how the adult toy industry could benefit from this, but the idea of a robot licking me for "emotional bonding" is a full-on "hell no".

RE: https://connectified.com/@masukomi/116669116675350606

Figured i should probably bring this to a larger audience. For those who don't know, programming by voice is absolutely possible if you have physical issues and it's not horrible either.

With the help of Talon you can handle any weird punctuation - OR - custom words which is also useful if you're a fiction writer.

I support Talon on Patreon as a form of insurance. I want it to be around in case I need it some day.

#accessibility #rsi #writer #programming

RE: https://mastodon.online/@tomshardware/116624205069906968

Golly who could have ever predicted this?

@hellomiakoda Why not just a phone with cell stuff disabled?

My Google Pixel works great and has no phone number or cell service attached.

A trans woman followed me.

She's a programmer. 🤦♀️

WHY ARE WE ALL PROGRAMMERS?! WTF?! 😫

The venn diagram of trans women and programmers is soooo close to being a circle.

🤔 I wonder what it is for trans men. Are they all programmers too?

Obviously I need more trans men in my life because I'm currently sitting at zero.

#transgender

Just found out our old black dog has kidney stones. 🙀

Poor thing

@hellomiakoda 🤦♀️ stupid phone.

Although, in its defense buying tires is even more expensive than tits. So maybe I should be more excited about them.

Tits'll last you a lifetime. Tires… not so much.

@hellomiakoda wait . What? Who? There were tires available?! I’m happy with mine, but i wouldn’t say no to more.

(Always wanting more boob: the true trans agenda)