Notices by CJ Bellwether (siege@octodon.social)

still here, best instance ever, will happily watch the water rise as she sinks below.

instead the film is the plot of Hot Shots.

theres a brief moment at the beginning of Top Gun Maverick where Maverick goes so fast in his special plane that the story could have been that he ends up going back in time to 1986 and has to save Goose.

But he doesnt.

@mavu you actually dont - at least here most childrens drinks are aiming to be additive free / trying to be real fruit juice because thats more marketable to parents.

@loke sadly i need the carbs, wrong noc.

there really is not enough food and drinks out there that cater to people who want that metallic chemical synthetic flavour.

give me some drinks that taste like energy drinks without the extreme amounts of caffeine please

@arichtman more acidic and biley i imagine

they really should not have made oramorph so tasty, but at the same time, well done for making oramorph so tasty

siege can have a little morphine as a treat

so its been 24 hours since i saw Anora. I am baffled that people love it so much.

The acting was decent but the story is barely there just "stuff happens", no one is likeable or interesting, writing is terrible with characters often just repeating things over and over, the editing is absent with only really two scenes existing in the 2h19m runtime, you could cut a good 1h45m from the film and youd lose nothing from the plot.

Ani barely has understandable motivation with you wondering until the last 10 minutes what she wanted out of the marriage or expected, shes unsavvy financially, and the reveal is shes naive and actually was in the 1 week long relationship for love and assumed the same for her husband even though we have zero indication of chemistry and hes deeply unlikeable. Ends up being useless twoddle with the final revelation shes just a vehicle for the male writer/director to make the most basic of social commentaries at the cost of her being presented as a real person.

Director seemed insistent on labouring you with every sex scene, absolute chore to sit through and the only people who i think could find it interesting is people who havent gone to a series of clubs/parties with russian oligarch kids or strip clubs and arent aware how supremely dull they are.

@Dawn like seriously, you could cut the first 50 minutes which is mostly sex scenes prior to the scene of her leaving the club post marriage, and nothing would have been lost.

but hey, the "most trick nonsense you'll ever see" beat the "most cis nonsense you'll ever see" so sure i guess

Anora really is awful, wow

and no not the The Lawnmower Man, i did look it up one time.

@erosdiscordia yeah, and its always looking at fantasies where the percentage is just higher than normal rather than fully dominant, like theres tons of men out there into vore for likely similar pressures about bodies.

remembering a long chat i had with a friend who was trying to explain to me some film where for a joke a guy has a kink for lawnmowers because something something his dad?

and i was like, that makes no sense, this is someone starting from the premise that kinks are just weird and to do with parents then trying to backfil the round peg through a square hole.

what pressure or taboo was this guy experiencing that got him into lawnmowers, was it getting messy from the grass cuttings?

bad kink writing just stands out.

usual disclaimer on kinks and gender - if you look across the kinkmap at different "female favoured" kinks pretty much all connect into social constraints/pressures around female bodies so its not "women" but anyone who has spent a lot of time under pressure from being perceived as having a female body.

@adriano cocktail glass absolutely

@alexq yeah heres a small file size version of one of the editions - Katherine Gates who did the research and put together all versions of the kink map sells a full size version on her website kinkmap.com

@adriano i have never found out either but its the crossover of Oral Fun and Footplay so i assume toes going in mouths is a thing