Notices by Adriano (adriano@lile.cl)

Not a single care in the planet

#CatsOfMastodon

@t3rr0rz0n3 @Dunkel217 (aunque la imagen inicial está photoshopeada, dice otra cosa en el libro)

@Dunkel217 jajaja tengo ese libro

@fesshole modern medicine has saved the lives of a lot of people who, in retrospect, perhaps should have been left to their own devices.

@vagina_museum Wondering if it was helium-proof so women... sorry, "human females" could walk with a spring in their step.

@siege mayo, sriracha if you're feeling especially kinky that day, I guess

@siege I'm now imagining what the "shrimping" kink is and I'm absolutely certain it's wrong but I don't ever want to know what it actually means.

@annika I remember I tried doing something back on twitter which I thought of as "braiding", two threads of tweets, but on one, each tweet quoted another tweet from the second, previous thread. Great fun at parties.

@cwebber ActivityPreg

Huelen bien y se ven radiantes, porque antes de salir a cenar

Sam bañao

#samValentín

@selzero Cardi mcCardinal

Mi recomendación no pedida para todes hoy en día es que sean *agresives* protegiendo su salud mental.

Filtren *duramente* todo aquello en lo que no tengan agencia y les haga daño. No duden. Consideren si vale la pena seguir a alguien que es increíble, pero que tootea (por motivos validísimos) cosas que a ustedes les hacen daño. O al menos configuren no ver sus retoots, o algo. Todo lo que puedan, corten.

Y vean fotos de gatitos, que por internet no hay alergia.

Tentado de poner dos columnas, una con @straphanger y otra con @euklidiadas , para leer bicifacts en estéreo

(esto es con buena intención, sigan así y gracias por lo que hacen)

@gnu2
a) it's "surveillance" not "survaliance"
b) You're really boring and should stop sniffing your own farts

In Japanese, the kanji for "cat" (猫) and "to draw" (描·く) are really similar because what do you do? Take cat pictures. Draw kitty.

@lxo It may be the carpet bombing of actual people and the whole thing of helpless refugees that is going on right now in the world while other people find themselves having to change social media apps.

Yes, I understand you maybe left friends or family behind. They’re still there. You can call them, email them, write to them, maybe even visit them.

Look, it’s simple. Even if the server farms at Meta got carpet bombed, it would still be crass as all fuck to call yourself a “refugee”. Think about what the fuck you’re saying.

@futurebird I'm more worried about the definition not including squares.

@jwz @cstross this was a pointed comment in Austin Powers already, and it’s only gotten worse :(