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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Feb-2025 00:19:48 JST Fesshole 🧻

   I heard a tip not to wipe one's arse after a dump. The action of walking naturally fashions any remaining rectal-fudge into a nice bullet shape ready for the next round. It worked brilliantly for several days, until the day when it didn't. I think I will have to leave my job.

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     Adriano (adriano@lile.cl)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Feb-2025 00:19:48 JST Adriano

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     @fesshole modern medicine has saved the lives of a lot of people who, in retrospect, perhaps should have been left to their own devices.

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