Notices by Alien software, human hardware (mavu@mastodon.social)

@fesshole does it work?
Because my router is a bit of an arrogant twat to the others.

@fesshole 5 stars for recycling waste! Very nice.

@fesshole you could have stabbed him with it but didn't (i assume).
So his present was the proof that you have great self-control.

@gamingonlinux they finally have a solo mode!
I played a bit yesterday, much more enjoyable when you can actually win a match occasionally :D

@fesshole maybe she was hoping for blood because she's a vampire. You never know.

@fesshole if it's any consolation, i hope that i would appreciate the humour if i was in the situation. Hope even more i won't have to find out.

@fesshole my personal favourite is cartoon style, baseball bat hit with classic toon propeller windup, hitting it right into the sun, with the audio slowly fading with distance.

Close second is a classic catapult.

I have 2 children, and they're great, love them.

But those fantasies keep you sane.

Oh, forgot one: cartoon taser! The one where the hairs stand up and bones light up and blink, with cartoon lightning all around. That one is useful while waiting at the cash register to pay.

@fesshole makes me glad too that you didn't have any.

@fesshole well, there's a reason sharpies exist.
(Just tell them, they're twins, looking alike is kind of their thing, they'll understand)

@fesshole it's never too late to become a big startrek fan.

@fesshole some families are just broken.
I wonder if it always was like this, or if humans changed.

@fesshole hey friendly PSA: of you're short and hate it, you need to learn/do one of the Judo-like martial arts.
It will change your perspective, possibly even your life.

@fesshole i wonder if we will have a word for "not going to google that" in a decade or 2.

@gamingonlinux Thanks genAI.

@gamingonlinux genAI trained on your texts? Or plain old human plagiarism?

@fesshole yeah, i get that. Still unfortunate that it has to come to this situation at all.
Smaller classes, better educated teachers, better learning methods and materials, schools you like to be at.
But i guess giving money to billionairs space hobby is ok too.

@fesshole legend!

@fesshole i applaud this effort, although my own research seems to point to a opposite effect.

@fesshole i feel like it would be important to know if she was telling the truth or lying to judge the moral situation here.

@gamingonlinux wow. That is a lot! Well done!