Notices by Alien software, human hardware (mavu@mastodon.social)

@cap_ybarra @JeremiahFieldhaven on rsync, this is scary. It's getting to a point where just stopping updates for a while on crucial systems seems safer than applying them.

@gamingonlinux not surprising since steam now officiality enters the console market, they became direct competition.

@fesshole almost certainly English.

@fesshole that'll be the last day we call them man's best friend :D

@fesshole as far as dumb teen mayhem goes, this is a pretty good one.

@fesshole McGuyver would be proud!

@fesshole best of luck my dude, i hope you don't enjoy a lot mòore time of work then you planned.

@fesshole are you sure about that?
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- "Lucky her, wish someone would do that to me too" wink, wink.
Assistant jumps out from the counter tackles you to the ground.
Vet, pulling out a metal file "now be a nice birdy and show me those teeth!"

@fesshole art is therapy.

@whitequark @mhoye its fine, i just thought it was very funny :)

@whitequark @mhoye "it's a catchy thing to throw out while failing to cope with burnout,"
Oof :D

@fesshole i feel that, with a certain amount of training, it should be possible to eat cake without needing a bathroom to reestablish personal hygiene.

@fesshole he just has ADHD, get him diagnosed and on meds, it'll be fine.

@fesshole wow, i bow my head to a true master.

@gamingonlinux good luck with that.
I hope their investors didn't want that money anyway.

@fesshole sorry you have to learn it this way, but your visitors don't think you have a large social circle, they think you are a psycho.

@fesshole I absolve you. No need to feel bad about that, its fine.

@fesshole wait, what?

@fesshole you don't need to shave at all if you don't want to!

@fesshole In my perfect dream world, this would be a death penalty offence.