Notices by Codeki :njp: (codeki@poa.st), page 3

@OddBound Yeah, we're really not asking for much. Don't be a bitch, and don't fuck other dudes. . .

I'm not asking for a Michelin star chef, or a supermodel. I just want someone who I honestly enjoy the company of, and doesn't fuck other dudes.

@lonestarr It also fucks with their responses to pheromones, So being on the pill makes you want to fuck people that smell like your dad.

@deprecated_ii @sickburnbro Yeah, their divorce surely had nothing to do with the fact that all she needed to do was pull the trigger and she would get half of his entire fortune for being a stay-at-home wife while he started and ran an extremely successful business.

"He wouldn't let me buy a $50,000 purse? Well fuck him. I'm going to divorce his ass and then I can go buy my $50,000 purse."

@MysticNovelbro @Shadowman311 @doctorsex @shedinja @Eiregoat @feralphilosophernc @ForbiddenDreamer @WoodshopHandman @dictatordave @weaf @yockeypuck No, we actually don't. The vast majority of American Whites are pure White. It's the mutts that are so mixed they don't know what they are.

The only reason the 1% native American thing became a meme, was because there was a bunch of dumb libshit women who wanted to claim moral superiority by claiming to be part of an oppressed class. . .

And this might not surprise you, but a lot of those women were Jews.

@lovelymiss @TrevorGoodchild @markcuban @BillingtonYVR @BattleDwarfGimli @Captain80s @Dagnar @DrBtc @matty @s2208 @BarelyEagle @Felix_Krull @Jewpacabra @KekistaniWanderer @LivingSpaceStudios @epictittus @petra @sickburnbro @kroner @EmmaFaber @Ladyfat I suspected for a while that Emma is a Markov bot based off of insane feminist subreddits, much like Graf_ebooks is a Markov bot based off Graf.

@sickburnbro Yes, but she's just self-aware enough to understand that she would pick a awful person to make decisions for her

@sickburnbro That's because she knows that she would have a much happier life if someone would just slap the shit out of her and make all of her decisions for her.

@sickburnbro No, no. Not GIVE men responsibilities for all of women's actions. Hold men responsible for women's actions. By feminist logic, we can only watch as the train flips off the tracks, we're not allowed to say, "Women have flipped every single train that they are allowed to drive. Women can no longer drive trains."

@sickburnbro Of course it would. It all comes down to a single concept no matter what.

Accountability.

And she wants to hold all men accountable for the decisions of women.

@Humpleupagus @Jewpacabra @markcuban @BillingtonYVR @BattleDwarfGimli @Captain80s @Dagnar @DrBtc @lovelymiss @matty @s2208 @BarelyEagle @Felix_Krull @KekistaniWanderer @LivingSpaceStudios @epictittus @petra @sickburnbro @kroner @EmmaFaber @Ladyfat By the way, one of the things that immediately tripped red flags was her saying she still loved her ex, wanted him back, and he threw her ass out on the street because he caught her sabotaging his condoms.

I honestly think she was already pregnant, knew she was pregnant, and was using the shotgun approach to try to trick idiots to be the daddy.

@Ladyfat @markcuban @BillingtonYVR @BattleDwarfGimli @Captain80s @Dagnar @DrBtc @lovelymiss @matty @s2208 @BarelyEagle @Felix_Krull @Jewpacabra @KekistaniWanderer @LivingSpaceStudios @epictittus @petra @sickburnbro @kroner @EmmaFaber For the dumb bitch who doesn't know what accountability is, if she fucks 40 dudes, who gets the mark against their name?

@Ladyfat @markcuban @BillingtonYVR @BattleDwarfGimli @Captain80s @Dagnar @DrBtc @lovelymiss @matty @s2208 @BarelyEagle @Felix_Krull @Jewpacabra @KekistaniWanderer @LivingSpaceStudios @epictittus @petra @sickburnbro @kroner @EmmaFaber Why would it be anyone specific man? Women are capable of lying.

@Ladyfat @markcuban @BillingtonYVR @BattleDwarfGimli @Captain80s @Dagnar @DrBtc @lovelymiss @matty @s2208 @BarelyEagle @Felix_Krull @Jewpacabra @KekistaniWanderer @LivingSpaceStudios @epictittus @petra @sickburnbro @kroner @EmmaFaber I did not say 40 abortions. I said 40 dudes. When this woman has 40 different semen samples inside of her? Who does it count against? Or does she need to take samples as she goes?

@Ladyfat @BattleDwarfGimli @markcuban @BillingtonYVR @Captain80s @Dagnar @DrBtc @lovelymiss @matty @s2208 @BarelyEagle @Felix_Krull @Jewpacabra @KekistaniWanderer @LivingSpaceStudios @epictittus @petra @sickburnbro @kroner @EmmaFaber Let me ask you a question. Many years ago, I went on a single date with a woman. After the date, she offered sex. I refused, because she disgusted me.

Several weeks later, she found out she was pregnant and tried to convince me I was the father even though I had never touched her. During that period of time, she had fucked so many men she forgot who she had and had not fucked after going on dates.

This woman tried to tell multiple people that I was the father of her child. She eventually gave birth to the child and it was BLACK.

So, if she had gotten an abortion and named me as the person who knocked her up, would it be one of my three strikes? Would I have one of my three chances removed by this woman who I refused to fuck because I found her disgusting? Or would the government need to keep a DNA sample of every single person alive to test against the fetal tissue?

@Ladyfat @markcuban @BillingtonYVR @BattleDwarfGimli @Captain80s @Dagnar @DrBtc @lovelymiss @matty @s2208 @BarelyEagle @Felix_Krull @Jewpacabra @KekistaniWanderer @LivingSpaceStudios @epictittus @petra @sickburnbro @kroner @EmmaFaber Why are women fucking random men in bathrooms? Sterilizing the women would solve the access problem. The 123snip on women would prevent the main cause of the problem. And if you made abortions free, you would also solve the problem of single mothers raising the type of dumb man who fucks dumb women in bathrooms.

And it would also pretty much completely sterilize the black population in the US which I also support.

@Ladyfat @LivingSpaceStudios @markcuban @BillingtonYVR @BattleDwarfGimli @Captain80s @Dagnar @DrBtc @lovelymiss @matty @s2208 @BarelyEagle @Felix_Krull @Jewpacabra @KekistaniWanderer @epictittus @petra @sickburnbro @kroner @EmmaFaber And if you do "123snip" on the women getting the abortions, they won't need abortions in the future, and you won't need to trust the word of a woman who gets 3 abortions on which specific man impregnated her. . .

Because this might surprise you, but most of the women who get repeat abortions don't know the names of the dudes they let fuck them in a bathroom.

@SuperOsten @BowsacNoodle @Leadmaus And it will do the same thing if the dumb fucks touch it with their hands.

@r000t @Xenophon No, it was originally a quote from the South African Head of the Department of Agriculture.

@William_The_Dragonborn @randbot I just looked. Pretzel lost his hamster and his "mums" told him the hamstet might come back, but it didn't.

And it might just end up turning out that Pretzels parents are divorced and he was told by his mother and stepmother the same thing.