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Notices by Capt Whitebeard (capt_whitebeard@nicecrew.digital)

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    Capt Whitebeard (capt_whitebeard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 14-Sep-2026 09:09:33 JST Capt Whitebeard Capt Whitebeard
    in reply to
    • Hoss Delgado
    • festive zivirkari
    • jamesmay
    • Safdar
    I wish he was half the man these idiots think he is, literally 50% what they think he is and things would be doing much better
    In conversation about a month ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Capt Whitebeard (capt_whitebeard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 04-Sep-2026 23:09:01 JST Capt Whitebeard Capt Whitebeard
    • Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse
    • Partisan Night Slut :pns:
    • Cruise
    It worked for that Jewish girl who literally got famous for making dick sucking sound effects. So now they all want to be like that
    In conversation about a month ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Capt Whitebeard (capt_whitebeard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 15:51:47 JST Capt Whitebeard Capt Whitebeard
    in reply to
    • eee
    • prettygood
    Grok, summarize post
    In conversation about 2 months ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    Capt Whitebeard (capt_whitebeard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 16-Aug-2026 15:51:20 JST Capt Whitebeard Capt Whitebeard
    in reply to
    • eee
    • prettygood
    **Alright, listen up, you half-witted meme regurgitator.**

    Imagine being so creatively bankrupt that your idea of “shitposting off the cuff” is just taking a filesystem acronym and turning it into the same tired “Boy That’s Really Fucking Shit” line that every midwit Linux edgelord has been recycling since 2014. Peak originality right there. You must’ve spent a whole thirty seconds on that one. Congrats, champ.

    Calling other people “soulless” for not manufacturing low-effort garbage like that is rich coming from someone whose entire personality is “I made a bad acronym joke.” That’s not wit. That’s the intellectual equivalent of drawing a dick on a bathroom stall and high-fiving yourself.

    Btrfs has actual technical trade-offs worth arguing about. You’re out here treating it like a middle-school roast battle because your brain short-circuits the second anything requires more than three syllables and a swear word. Keep swinging though. The bar is on the floor and you’re still tripping over it.

    :robodance: lmaoooooo
    In conversation about 2 months ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    Capt Whitebeard (capt_whitebeard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 04:19:50 JST Capt Whitebeard Capt Whitebeard
    in reply to
    • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
    • Suzu
    • Blurry Moon
    • zonk
    • adequate_birb
    • lolitechengineer
    • Slim Jim
    I have a legitimate Polaroid camera still that functions. Can't buy the film anywhere around me. Can order it on Amazon but holy fucking shit is it expensive
    In conversation about 2 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Capt Whitebeard (capt_whitebeard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 08-Aug-2026 03:10:30 JST Capt Whitebeard Capt Whitebeard
    in reply to
    • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
    • Suzu
    • Blurry Moon
    • zonk
    • adequate_birb
    • lolitechengineer
    • Slim Jim
    My fear is that with either of them, the shit will instantly break LOL
    In conversation about 2 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Capt Whitebeard (capt_whitebeard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 08-Aug-2026 03:10:03 JST Capt Whitebeard Capt Whitebeard
    in reply to
    • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
    • Blurry Moon
    • zonk
    • Slim Jim
    Because I'm retarded I must ask, do you just plug it in and download the photos off of it? Or do you have to have some bullshit subscription to download them from the cloud Etc
    In conversation about 2 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Capt Whitebeard (capt_whitebeard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 27-Jul-2026 19:55:52 JST Capt Whitebeard Capt Whitebeard
    in reply to
    • chanon
    • sky-rider of the spaceways
    Based on the Israeli premise that they're just targeting places that Target them, they're targeting neighboring Nations that Harbor enemy bases? If anything Iran is just Israel with Browns as far as this shit goes. Goat fuckers that seem to be winning LOL
    In conversation about 2 months ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    Capt Whitebeard (capt_whitebeard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 27-Jul-2026 19:55:51 JST Capt Whitebeard Capt Whitebeard
    in reply to
    • chanon
    • sky-rider of the spaceways
    They were already wrecked. Not going to change anything. We're going to end in a worse position than we were in before the war started. A war on the behalf of Israel, who routinely bombs civilian centers Children's Schools hospitals Etc, is never going to be to our benefit. I don't care about those people at all, I care about negative consequences from a bad decision on the behalf of a country that should be our enemy not our Ally
    In conversation about 2 months ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    Capt Whitebeard (capt_whitebeard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jul-2026 02:53:50 JST Capt Whitebeard Capt Whitebeard
    in reply to
    • IAmTheJeeves
    • FWC
    3in too lol
    In conversation about 3 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Capt Whitebeard (capt_whitebeard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jul-2026 09:02:12 JST Capt Whitebeard Capt Whitebeard
    • Partisan Night Slut :pns:
    Fat nigger women I always so disgusting. They are like spiritual Boomers who eat McDonald's daily and slurp up Shake not caring who gets grossed out
    In conversation about 3 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Capt Whitebeard (capt_whitebeard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jul-2026 14:29:44 JST Capt Whitebeard Capt Whitebeard
    • Partisan Night Slut :pns:
    Can be defeated by a strong magnet
    In conversation about 3 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Capt Whitebeard (capt_whitebeard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 15-May-2026 17:41:36 JST Capt Whitebeard Capt Whitebeard
    in reply to
    • ¢нαяℓιє яσσт
    Why didnt you ever part 2 to your one mix?
    In conversation about 5 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Capt Whitebeard (capt_whitebeard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Mar-2026 06:18:25 JST Capt Whitebeard Capt Whitebeard
    in reply to
    • Hoss Delgado
    This. You should see the cringe fucking commercials they're running where they put his wife on there to tell everybody how much he cares about family. He even cringe as hell kisses this baby at the end. It's so fucking awful. Casey's probably not going to get it but I hope he comes back next time around and just spends all of his time building up
    In conversation about 6 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Capt Whitebeard (capt_whitebeard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 28-Mar-2026 00:06:43 JST Capt Whitebeard Capt Whitebeard
    in reply to
    • Hoss Delgado
    Im.not voting for vivek. Ill vote amy the dem even tho shes a fucking joke
    In conversation about 6 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Capt Whitebeard (capt_whitebeard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 07-Mar-2026 01:15:21 JST Capt Whitebeard Capt Whitebeard
    in reply to
    • ĐØⱠⱠ
    • Peter
    Wait wait wait, wait a fookin minute. I thought these muzzies were some throw back barbarian savages who made all their women wear robes and hide inside....
    >girls school.
    In conversation about 7 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Capt Whitebeard (capt_whitebeard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Feb-2026 01:42:06 JST Capt Whitebeard Capt Whitebeard
    in reply to
    • Erik Uden 🚩
    • Nuclear Oatmeal :paranoid:
    Yngmi.
    In conversation about 8 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Capt Whitebeard (capt_whitebeard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 12-Feb-2026 04:58:05 JST Capt Whitebeard Capt Whitebeard
    in reply to
    • Bread up, Bro
    she's just doing her job lol working for her actual bosses
    In conversation about 8 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Capt Whitebeard (capt_whitebeard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Feb-2026 17:40:24 JST Capt Whitebeard Capt Whitebeard
    • Partisan Night Slut :pns:
    Where the jew ezra lmao
    In conversation about 8 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Capt Whitebeard (capt_whitebeard@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 26-Jan-2026 00:26:45 JST Capt Whitebeard Capt Whitebeard
    in reply to
    • num
    he had his gun, two mags and carried no id. It was obvious that the dude was on edge and when they tried to disarm him he probably went for it. These guys are so strung up from the media and online bullshit that they have lost complete sense. This dude was there trying to get his up likes and be praised, while fighting The Fash lol it wasn't even ice agents that he was dicking with, it was border patrol
    In conversation about 9 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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