Notices by sky-rider of the spaceways (spacemanspiff@noauthority.social)

@p

damn that plot twist would make m night shyamalamadingdong blush

if you're ever losing a video game to your middle school son, just casually comment that you have sex with his mom. the tables will turn very quickly.

@lain

well, at least you account for the possibility. so fair play to you for that.

@lain

is it *possible* he has more leverage than you are aware of / want to admit / are being told?

@PNS

gangsta

@lain

plot twist: claude signed it

@phnt @mirq

@BowsacNoodle

yeah, keeler is a man: https://www.latimes.com/sports/highschool/story/2025-06-04/dan-keeler-from-notre-dame-high-to-navy-commander

@j @GoonPatrol @Terry

@BowsacNoodle

I wondered that, too, but I think it's more likely a mix up where the AI is trained to lead with the lady boss photo.

@j @GoonPatrol @Terry

@s2208

are you... are you drawing all these?

@hj

it just took me like a full minute to figure out how to power off a PS5. maybe I am a boomer after all.

I don't have the type of wife who asks me what I'm thinking about, but if she ever does, I'm just going to say I'm wondering if Jewel ever got that tooth fixed.

@BasedLord @Red_Hat @Chzikken_1486 @Terry @William_The_Dragonborn @WTFPurpleAlpaca

well, I hope daydreaming about that at least helps you cope.

@William_The_Dragonborn

LOL. yes I'm so dependent on the - checks notes - "food shelves."

I'll keep your comment in mind as I totally starve to death as a result of the... uh... is this one of those threads where it's the jews? or is it because older people won't give you their $700,000 house for $35,000?

@Red_Hat @Chzikken_1486 @Terry @WTFPurpleAlpaca

@Humpleupagus @Red_Hat @Xenophon @s2208 @Chzikken_1486 @Terry @WTFPurpleAlpaca

so then no, you aren’t ready to address it?

thanks for playing and good luck to you.

I’m sure everyone here who I’m told can’t afford to eat will resent you for that billing rate, real or not (I don’t care). unless they’re just cosplaying. but that couldn’t be it.

@Humpleupagus @Red_Hat @Xenophon @s2208 @Chzikken_1486 @Terry @WTFPurpleAlpaca

are you ready yet to explain the wildly varying outcomes among an entire generation born into hopeless economic burden? or can you see yourself out?

@Xenophon @Humpleupagus @Red_Hat @s2208 @Chzikken_1486 @Terry @WTFPurpleAlpaca

yes, the more instant gratification you forego, the more money you save. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

many people simply don’t care enough about their supposed goals to invest in them. nobody’s perfect - some waste 90%, others 10%. care to bet on who sees the better outcome?

@Humpleupagus @Red_Hat @Xenophon @s2208 @Chzikken_1486 @Terry @WTFPurpleAlpaca

“Deflecting only make you look worse.”

riotously comical.

@Humpleupagus @Red_Hat @Xenophon @s2208 @Chzikken_1486 @Terry @WTFPurpleAlpaca

so basically you’re unwilling to answer my question but don’t have the discipline to just quietly slink away? is that the fault of the same people?

@cjd @Humpleupagus @Red_Hat @s2208 @BarelyEagle @Chzikken_1486 @James_Dixon @Terry @WTFPurpleAlpaca

we’re all poorer because of QE and globalism. yet still I know hundreds of people under 30, and they are on dramatically different trajectories, some better than me. most correlate to what one would expect given the decisions they’ve made, even more than circumstances of birth. is that coincidence?