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@Hoss There used to be large replacement batteries for phones when they weren't hotglued to the rest of it and you could just pop the back lid off to take the battery out.
Just be a good goy and buy the power bank.
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@Tadano The noticer brackets were always supposed to be [[[ ]]], not ((( )))? Who knew, thanks CIA.
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@monkey @prettygood sudo curl bash at least makes you question things. Websites can have invisible text inserted into code blocks. You want to copy paste a terminal command sequence real quick? Oops, hidden text inside. You don't get a moment of clarity to check the incoming fuckup because it can auto-hit Enter too.
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@sun Can't you just make a custom uBlock filter for their website?
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@Hoss A guy on an altchan used to post threatening messages about shining these things at drivers on desolate roads. Hopefully he was too retarded to go through with it.
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@mint >grace period is two weeks
Grorious Xiaomi?
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@adachi @RustyCrab @sally @WhiskeyBent @VIPPER @jihadjimmy @meso Chrome embedded piece of shit (by Epic): slows my games down, sucks, terrible UI, never installing it
Chrome embedded piece of shit (by Valve): such craftsmanship, steamwebhelper isn't so bad, you're just a contrarian, praise Gaben
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@WhiskeyBent @RustyCrab @sally @VIPPER @adachi @jihadjimmy @meso Valve can't even make a game launcher worth a shit. You trust them to make a fucking OS?
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@silverpill @mischievoustomato @adiz Wouldn't it make more sense to store a perceptual hash for pictures?
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@mint @theorytoe @coolboymew >fagioliposter
Man, that brought some memories.
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It's the bags under the eyes. Slanty eyes by themselves are fine, this is kinda unsettling.
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@sun @bot We must retvrn to the era of retarded Internet blogs that get treated like diaries.
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@sally @meso @mint As a follow-up, I created a politely worded issue referencing this yesterday and it's been deleted. He's 100% aware, the list it's associated with references botnets and malware. Germans, not even once.
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@sally @mint @meso This is a mostly automated list. I've tested nicecrew, poast and cum salon against the git logs and they were all added on September 9th. This is likely from an upstream list that this is aggregating.
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@kirby Social media is anything but social. You are either self-obsessed and chasing follower counts or probing the popular consensus for what you're allowed to think/what's trending.
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@kirby Never gonna happen. The social media platforms that get big do so because of telemetry and other silly shit cattle love, there being venture capital to throw nearly unlimited hardware to accommodate any influx and, last but not least, an engagement farming algorithm. You can't stroke your ego or farm dollarydoos by spamming ragebait on the Fediverse, dead (=good) platform.
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@Humpleupagus @aral @gnarley_boot @mint @Zergling_man Can't milk support contracts as hard if other people also know cron or have their own implementation. On the other hand, piles upon piles of shit bolted onto systemd means more confusion and more money for IBM/Red Hat. Gradually, I began to hate Linux users.
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@Zergling_man @Humpleupagus @aral @gnarley_boot @mint Yeah, I wouldn't hold my breath when it came to "cruft". If Gayland actually reaches feature parity with X11, the bloat will all come back. Worse still, this new faggot shit is " just a standard bro, anybody can implement it". People naturally do and every implementation has their own quirks and special functions to dance around the giant holes that Gayland has (also, as usual, expect the Gnome version to be confusing and retarded for its own sake). Now imagine writing a GUI to support this shit. It's like Android's API hell but worse.
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@Hoss @PNS Unironically more entertaining than watching niggerball. I haven't watched any sports competitions in years, but would be down to get drunk watching Johann's forklift time trials.
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