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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 23:59:19 JST
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Never date a woman with an attractive brother, there's a whole lifetime of competitive neurosis there that your penis definitely cannot cure, but hers will. Watch your ass. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 23:46:59 JST
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They recently proposed banning open flames is Los Angeles on dry / windy days. The Mexicans threw a fit and that axed it for now. But it is what they want. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 23:43:54 JST
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The California legislature is gonna love when everyone is smoking out the neighborhood. You can't fart in the state without someone trying to plug your ass. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 23:39:15 JST
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I'm just pointing out, and all third world shithole issues aside, that these are the types of people who should never run a business. They lack the ability to calculate actual cost of goods.
> What do you mean I went way the fuck over budget?
> Well... you didn't account for the oven, the costs of electricity, the rent of a unit, the cost of water, milk, sugar, yeast, etc. Oh... and we had to install solar panels because the city outlawed open flames and we keep having brown outs. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 23:33:51 JST
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It's my trash and I have a right to haul it. 😤 -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 23:30:35 JST
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Do I need an oven? Because that costs money. Then I gotta run the AC because it's hot af here. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 23:28:17 JST
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I just want to make sure I have this right. Bread is made using just flour and water? 😒 -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 23:24:59 JST
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I would have doubled down on "what's racism."
> Look he's being polite to that black guy, but later calling these others "niggers". What we see is his opinion is not driven by race, but rather behavior. Ifyou think otherwise, you establish exactly why this evidence is prejudicial, and if you agree, you know why this evidence would be prejudicial. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 23:21:18 JST
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I think of it more like... law is an illusion. A clever ruler just makes the rules fit what everyone is doing anyway, and claims success. A bad one thinks law is rule of force. He gets the guillotine eventually. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 23:18:50 JST
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It wouldn't be the first time. 😏 -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 22:43:03 JST
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They should just nuke Pakistan. That will solve a lot of problems. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 22:30:33 JST
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Consider that the persona of Tyler Oliveira, nu-gonzo style journalist of skyrocketing popularity, has drifted across the divide from being a default, post-racial, turn of the 21st century liberal kinda guy to this more cynical, disgruntled and reluctant right-winger due to his extreme proximity to Diversity (tm), and has likely tugged a lot of his audience along with him.
Whatever his true beliefs and convictions going into this career path (media whores are rarely as oblivious as they seem), his media persona has dodged the trap of partisan politics that Nick Shirley's hasn't quite avoided, and he's been kicking back at the sour grapes who resent the fact he hasnt declared for Trumpism. He still takes occupational risks too, even as hissing reptillian gimps like Captive Faggot try to grab him and pull him back in line with the kind of utterly moronic wedge-shaped rhetoric the rightoid twitter addicts used to accuse the leftoids of using before The Donald delivered unto his followers freedom from social media censorship purgatory.
Common sense does exist to the left and the right of the centre and its very capable of calling a spade a spade - like when its blatantly obvious that democracy is being subverted by big money, foreign ethnic supremacists, and a complete disregard for the people democracy is supposed to serve. The issue is that the flow of money into the independent media space is still controlled by interests with ties to global geopolitics and - more sinisterly - legacy media outfits, the true attack dogs of globohomo power blocs.
People like Tyler are being attacked so viciously (deplatforming, debanking, etc) and with such transparent agendas that its hard to believe the people doing it dont spontaneously combust from the sheer inferno of shame and intellectual dishonesty they're bottling up inside as they do it.
I mean, Hasan Piker is a gigantic fraud and a total fucking idiot, but even his tiny turkroach brain can identify that its ridiculous how a foreign lobby can exert so much control over the online discourse concerning the American Empire and its westernised provinces. Sure, he and his followers come to that conclusion because they understand israelis to be white people and therefore acceptable targets for vilification, but the basic mathematical equation is still there and the answer is still the same: Someone of an identifiable group is breaking the rules, the people who are supposed to punish them are not doing so, and i dont fucking like it.
Beneath all the retardation and faggotry, common sense is prevailing here. The more zionism thrashes around to bring its enemies to heel, the more obvious it becomes. The more obvious it becomes, the harder it has to thrash. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 22:25:21 JST
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I'm here for the lol'z. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 22:16:53 JST
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Tfw you plan on fixing the midterm election by voting for dead and senile boomers, but need to make it look legit. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 22:09:04 JST
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I'm somehow reminded of a pencil factory. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 22:07:26 JST
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If the government won't enforce the law, the public will provide the ultimate punishment. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 21:51:51 JST
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I got a cheap piece of chink swag with a 13.4" screen, 1080p, 26gb ram and 256gb storage for $190. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 20:16:25 JST
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Is it almost 1962? 🤔 -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 20:15:03 JST
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He'd know. 😏 -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-2026 20:11:35 JST
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I bet she knows where to buy meth.