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ProfessorBalls (professorballs@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 31-Jul-2026 22:53:56 JST
ProfessorBalls
As in - happy you weren't going off at her? Or somehow not getting how wild it was her shitbull bit you? -
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ProfessorBalls (professorballs@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 31-Jul-2026 22:23:17 JST
ProfessorBalls
>be me
>pic rel -
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ProfessorBalls (professorballs@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 30-Jul-2026 17:14:44 JST
ProfessorBalls
Have you ever heard Australian Crawl? A band somewhat contemporary with MaW. The songs Errol, or Beautiful People, are both decent examples of their production quality imo. -
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ProfessorBalls (professorballs@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 30-Jul-2026 17:14:43 JST
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Lol pls still be my friend when you listen to that and realise how actually autistic I am.🤣 -
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ProfessorBalls (professorballs@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 30-Jul-2026 16:59:56 JST
ProfessorBalls
Speech is one of the ways other people identify what's in your imagination. When someone cry-bullies you for saying something they don't like, they're effectively saying "i found out you imagined that, so now you have to be punished!" Moreover a growing number of the lowest humans alive are supporting a view that the brutal assault, or even the killing of a person as a response to expressing an imagined thought, is not only justified, but examplifies a righteous direction for their perverted vision of humanity. These people are scum. They are evil and they salivate over your complete distruction, while hysterically obsessing over every opportunity to claim offense, justify their hero bc victim posture, and normalise your actual persecution under the guise of justice to the point of critical mass.
Gentlemen, the dawn approaches. -
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ProfessorBalls (professorballs@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Jul-2026 06:44:40 JST
ProfessorBalls
Elevation of victimhood to virtue is appealing to a weak mind, because all you have to do to be heroic by proxy, is to be offended. Cynically repositioning the misfortune of others as your own personal struggle is an inexhaustible font of excuse and perverted 'honor'. The world is against me, yet I am controlling the world is the ultimate hedged ego gambit. Transparently pathetic, childlike, and pandered to precisely for its destructive influence alone. -
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ProfessorBalls (professorballs@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 25-Jul-2026 23:53:55 JST
ProfessorBalls
Menthol cigarettes and malt liquor for breakfast will really fuck your tastebuds tho so... -
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ProfessorBalls (professorballs@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 25-Jul-2026 22:49:38 JST
ProfessorBalls
Fuck bro lmao (leaking my analcontents out) -
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ProfessorBalls (professorballs@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 24-Jul-2026 10:31:46 JST
ProfessorBalls
Oh is rhis the troon peddling we wuzzery thing? Lol. Lmao even.
>makes sense in the movie
>implying implications
More gay shit, enshittifying cheap public domain plots with literally the same slop prop you can get walking down the street. Gay.
Gay gay gay. -
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ProfessorBalls (professorballs@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 24-Jul-2026 00:29:15 JST
ProfessorBalls
An an Aussie, I can assure it is not too racist. Not even close. We could do with about 6 million percent more racism tbh. -
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ProfessorBalls (professorballs@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jul-2026 19:48:31 JST
ProfessorBalls
Come get some hunny -
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ProfessorBalls (professorballs@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jul-2026 19:13:28 JST
ProfessorBalls
This is a fact. To wit, I've recently been several times inclined to retort to a disagreeable fedizen words to the general effect of "I'll do what I want you dog cunt! Is your name Humpleupagus!? Is it? No? Then you can litetally go and fuck your mother you shit licking faggot!!"
Such is the measure of Humps' badassery, that it is a colloquial indicator of a no-go zone, or line in the sand as it were.
For your interest and bemusement,
Endearingly,
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ProfessorBalls (professorballs@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jul-2026 18:54:24 JST
ProfessorBalls
Fair enough too Brother Dagnar. I appreciate having friends that can share their views on this, even when views vary in this or that aspect. If we can't contemplate the views of our Brothers, it says mad shit about our own insecurities tbh. More often it strengthens bonds to be able to hear each others views. The same cannot be said for the views of traitors and the enemy, which can be flayed and thrown to the dogs lol. -
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ProfessorBalls (professorballs@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Jul-2026 20:38:22 JST
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And I only have one dance move, and that's not it. -
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ProfessorBalls (professorballs@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Jul-2026 20:38:20 JST
ProfessorBalls
A wild ginge is a powerful ally. -
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ProfessorBalls (professorballs@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Jul-2026 20:38:18 JST
ProfessorBalls
Tell me it aint so!! I may be an ausfag, but I'm roughly half potato and half haggis!!! :s -
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ProfessorBalls (professorballs@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 20-Jul-2026 20:10:45 JST
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Understandable. Couldn't talk for anyone else, but I do understand what it's like giving someone every chance to be saved or save themselves from that fate. Conversely there are those who don't exist for mw anymore for exactly this. Just got to that point. Gone. Drift away. -
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ProfessorBalls (professorballs@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 20-Jul-2026 20:10:18 JST
ProfessorBalls
That's horrible man. Quite serious. We could talk more if not internet, but I can relate. Very sad. No homo, but it is a blessing you were there at times to make it better. The feeling those people create ehen they let that out is just horrible for everyone. -
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ProfessorBalls (professorballs@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 20-Jul-2026 19:27:26 JST
ProfessorBalls
Words to live by mate. I've not hig tied mates (only bc I've not had the excuse) but have done to iced out ne'er do wells (one or two). Was a real larf. Closer to this though, was at a "party" where heinous amounts of lsd were consumed over a 24hr period. One person was strongly encouraged to play doom for around 8 hours to keep them out of mischief. Life altering experience for them I'd say. Visibly affected lel -
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ProfessorBalls (professorballs@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 20-Jul-2026 19:27:26 JST
ProfessorBalls
Fair. I shouldn't laugh.