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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 23-Mar-2026 12:16:22 JST 
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My greatest achievements on twitter (pre- and post-Elon) have been getting blocked by Jordan Peterson, retweeted by Bronze Age Pervert then immediately blocked when he realised i was making fun of him in follow up tweets, and getting into an argument with a federal MP over immigration stats which resulted in him deleting all his tweets and going into "account run by the intern" mode a day later.
But now i covet the idea of Mark Levin, leader of the MAGA movement, publicly calling me a Holocaust Promoter. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Mar-2026 10:17:25 JST
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>sir, with advancements in AI we have finally developed facial recognition technology that can tell black people and gorillas apart
>wonderful, has it improved our racial metrics?
>ummmmmm well gorilla crime is down -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 19-Mar-2026 00:52:37 JST
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Rupert Lowe has rhetorically dogwalked this man all the way to the glass door between conservatism and ethnonationalism and is jamming his face up against it. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Mar-2026 11:33:49 JST
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Ignoring that its Glenn fucking Greenwald for a moment, Tucker continues to shine a spotlight on jewish power. Of course, he's still sort of couching it by saying these rabid pro-israel demagogues like Shapiro and Levin are behind it all (which isnt wrong, I guess), but he seems to be laser focused on demolishing this insane and utterly undeniable stranglehold that the jewish lobby has on the US government. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Mar-2026 11:33:48 JST
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I would like to see if these islam-respecting hitlerite spergs wearing hamas headbands and who simp for pro-palestine anti-white campus communists are okay with putting Tucker Carlson on a shirt yet. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Mar-2026 23:28:57 JST
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MR WALSH GET DOWN, BEN'S COMING AND HE HAS A GUN -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 05-Mar-2026 14:19:50 JST
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I'm no Tuckerslut of course, but i recommend you watch this to see just how far down the rabbithole he's taking his audience. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 01-Mar-2026 23:11:54 JST
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For the last two months, whenever someone has asked me something politics related i've ended up being taken aback by their blatant antisemitism, which has left me angry and seething over the fact that revealing my own antisemitism will seem like i'm now just chasing the trend. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Feb-2026 17:44:33 JST
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When I showed him the immigration figures vs. the total houses brought to market for the last available reporting period, he said the numbers can't possibly be correct because the government wouldn't let that many people in with such an obvious deficit in places to put them. Someone, somewhere along that data reporting process is lying with an agenda.
This, to him, is evidence that the right wing talking points are so dumb that they can only work on idiot right wingers who will never fact check the media.
He's a reasonably intelligent guy, but when you start talking about politics its like warping into an episode of Always Sunny. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Feb-2026 17:44:33 JST
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Im at a bit of an impasse with my libtard friend. We've been arguing for months about whether or not immigration is making housing affordability worse, when it really should have been a 15 second discussion. Half a million more people in a year and only 50k new houses? Yep thats math. Brown bodies may be sacred, dirt may be magic, but numbers dont lie unless they're dirty white people "per capita" numbers, sorry sweaty 💅
Anyway, we've come to the point where he agrees immigration is a contributing factor, he agrees its not making the situation better (i had to drag him kicking and screaming across that line), but he still maintains with absolute certainty that its a totally overblown right wing talking point to say that immigration is the reason young people cant afford houses.
Thus far, he has made the following arguments at some point:
>immigration is a distraction planted in the media by the rich
>if we didnt have immigration the economy would crash and housing prices would get worse ("line go up" is his favourite snark meme but apparantly he has conniptions at the thought of line going down)
>if we didnt have immigration we wouldnt have all this great ethnic food (he employed this as a non sequitur when i asked who benefits more from immigration, the rich or the poor)
>billionaires buying family homes and sitting on them is causing the crisis
>AirBNB is causing the crisis
>tax policy which favours the rich is causing the crisis
>construction costs are causing the crisis because rich people are charging too much for material
>the government should provide housing for everyone who needs it
>the government is incompetent at providing housing for everyone who needs it, so we should vote for the same people who are failing to provide government housing so they can provide government housing
>the rich don't benefit from inflated housing prices being propped up by immigration (but the economy needs it to survive?)
>the rich do benefit from inflated housing prices being propped up by other rich people
Its almost as if crying about housing affordability isnt really the sincere concern here, its just an attack vector that instagram communists are using to proliferate their stale ideology among people who want to project an appearance of being A GOOD FUCKING PERSON. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Feb-2026 17:44:31 JST
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@BowsacNoodle I have cracked him before with some topics, but its a rapidly self healing wound. My current theory is that on the odd occasion where he has no choice but to agree, his internal monologue tells him that the consequences of acting on this freshly adopted opinion are far too yucky icky nasty to accept and therefore it's the morally correct thing to sleep it off and wake up the next day back at his last autosave with his old opinions still loaded up.
For example, we once went down a massive rabbithole on race and representation which started on his insistence that aborigines should be represented by aboriginal politicians and anything less is unfair and probably racist. We followed this the entire way down, like whether migrant groups should be entitled to their own ethnic representation when they establish ethnic enclaves in white countries, and finally landed on whether white people should be afforded the same.
He eventually conceded that yes, white australians would be best represented by white politicians. I was half expecting him to add "and thats why we cant let it happen", but this guy isnt really a frothing anti-white ghoul, he just doesnt see why he should be worried about other ethnic minorities getting a leg-up over whites in power politics because us whites have it so good already. Its just the RICH whites we have to punish. Grrr.
Its an extremely unserious position which he shares with the "rich people" demographic of entitled boomers he constantly professes to hate and, ironically, i would argue that in some ways it makes his fundamental assumptions about the world closer to the white supremacist position of european exceptionalism than the civilisation-destroying faggot commie algorithm slop i know he absorbs his opinions from.
To put it in other terms, he's complaining about boomers pulling up their big, golden ladder behind them while demanding that the much smaller ladder the he and I have to share must be given away to foreign people who havent yet figured out how to build their own ladder, instead of passing it down to our children.
I even likened his position to being an opaque and nebulous inheritance tax applied by other means, and his response was "i think we should have inheritance taxes for sure, it would prevent wealth accumulation among the rich".
You can try and try and try to untangle that gordian knot comprised of all the various threads of his regurgitated, feel-good positions, but they're all so tightly bound together into this emotional class-based dogma that he'll have tangled that first thread back up by the time you've picked apart the second.
The only sword that can slash through that knot is an overwhelming shift in public opinion. The only times i've seen his views change have been when the consensus flips and the moral courage of wielding the majority opinion emboldens him to do so.
When covid began and i was concerned about this mystery virus supposedly ripping through China, he thought i was acting crazy for buying masks. When the pandemic really kicked off and the lockdowns began, he thought i was acting crazy for not wearing a mask at all times in public spaces, even when it was becoming abundantly clear that they weren't doing jack shit for the kind of disease we were all trying to avoid.
It would be futile for me to expect that I can reason him out of his unreasonable positions but as someone who evidently loves to complain about things at absurd length, arguing with him over politics is like a giant ball of black tar heroin to me. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 20-Feb-2026 00:36:50 JST
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While the PM postures as if he's never going to let terrorist supporters return to OUR DEMOCRACY™️, the media continues to manipulate public opinion and lay out the case for it being a Good Fucking Person™️ thing to do.
This is being done at the same time it was confirmed that Australian officials gave them fucking passports anyway. They will do EVERYTHING they can to bring hostile brown parasites into your home, no matter what the leader of the country says. No matter what common sense says. No matter how much you protest.
They yoinked a south african white man out of his home and flew him back to niggerland for simply attending a neon yahtzee rally, and they will move heaven and earth and steamroll over public opinion to get ISIS brides and their dune coon spawn back in Australia, back on benefits, and ready to breed more generations of foreign filth on the taxpayer's dime.
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 16-Feb-2026 04:42:24 JST
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Overton window utterly shattered. On life support. Destroyed. In shambles. On suicide watch. Felted. Mogged. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 15-Feb-2026 11:53:42 JST
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Imagine being an old money British politico, possibly a descendant of nobles or lords even, or from lineages which have not only influenced the history of the United Kingdom, but also shaped the course of history for every nation and people touched by British colonial powers around the globe, and now you're slowly getting exposed for being like a degree or two of separation away from elite jewish pedo rings peddling blackmail and influence while you said nothing about the non-elite pakistani pedo rings everyone knew was going on and now you've got to keep your head down, shut the fuck up and hope this all blows over before the native inhabitants of the British Isles start remembering why their ancestors started the Peasants' Revolt and sacked the Tower of London. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 13-Feb-2026 08:36:00 JST
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@grok remove the word "inquiry" from this photo -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 12-Feb-2026 23:11:30 JST
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 12-Feb-2026 08:44:38 JST
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As much as I oppose Islam in western countries, Rupert has finally missed.
It's BROWN, Mr Lowe. The link between them is BROWN. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 12-Feb-2026 08:22:08 JST
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>trooned by munchie mum at 12 years old
We may just never know the motive, guys.
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Feb-2026 23:05:51 JST
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The concept of "knife crime" in disarmed countries is still just fucking bananas to me. Totally incomprehensible. I have never, ever, not even once in my life, felt the need to walk around in public hiding a knife on my person, let alone a machete.
If i'm to assume the perspective of a "troubled youth" here - theyre still not good for self defense in a nogunz country, they're not effective at de-escalating, and if you brandish a knife at someone and that person doesn't immediately run away then there is a high likelihood someone in that altercation is going to bleed out and fucking die. There is no reason to have one unless you intend to kill or terrorise someone. Sorry if that offends gun spergs, but that's just the state of play in a nation with zero tolerance for armed self-defense. If you have a knife and you're looking for a confrontation because you're a low IQ shitbull-hominid hybrid, you're either going to kill or maim an unarmed person, or you're going to get yourself killed or maimed by some other baboon who ate more bananas & rice that morning and turned up with quicker reflexes.
Anyway, its absolute chimpanzee behaviour and every time i see "HORROR ATTACK: More SHOCKING Knife Crime!" appear in the news because some teenage machetesexual african junglespawn hacked the limbs off another Denizen of the Dark Continent in a public street of some shitty suburb in Melbourne, i cant help but think "yeah, barely even human". -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Feb-2026 23:05:50 JST
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And I should note I'm under no delusional that these monkeys actually think they're just walking around with machetes because they need self-defense capabilities - most of the knife attacks seem to be feral adolescent africans who target other feral apes over existing grudges, or are in some way pre-meditated.
I'm just saying that even the shitlib view of this behaviour, that they somehow "feel threatened" and they "mistakenly" feel the need to arm themselves with blades, doesn't even hold a drop of water. If anything, it's solid anthropological evidence that they're not like us and we'd be safer if we put them in zoos for libtards to fawn over and take selfies with through 4 inches of tempered glass.
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