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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Oct-2024 17:00:42 JST dick flattening enthusiast Schizoboomers getting access to social media and just making shit up has been a disaster for the janny race. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Oct-2024 19:40:40 JST dick flattening enthusiast Installing one of those massive Skyrim pre-configured modpacks that completely reworks the game in a totally overkill fashion and adds a foolish amount of HD retextures, and its like ive been transported back in time to being a kid again.
Not because of the gameplay or anything, but because it's taking 2 days to download the fucking thing. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Sep-2024 05:06:56 JST dick flattening enthusiast This Katy Perry drama is pretty funny. Femoids are getting mad about a shitty pop album because it's not making a definitive "feminist" statement.
I skimmed through the songs out of interest and they're all pretty bog standard pop music with a healthy dose of American nigger worship, but the consistent theme is celebration of the feminine and, interestingly, monogamy. Keeping male attention to the exclusion of others.
For the artist to come out and say "no, no, you don't understand, this is a feel-good parody of girlbosses", and the predominant theme of much of the lyrics being "I love my man, hoes go away" is a pretty funny indictment of retarded girlboss itty bitty titties and a bob bullshit culture. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 15-Sep-2024 22:31:31 JST dick flattening enthusiast >"build the wall!"
>uhh fuck okay umm
>"remigration is inevitable!"
>???
>white country?
How do people fall for this? -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 14-Sep-2024 18:31:47 JST dick flattening enthusiast Hot take: this mindset of having to put your woman in a hijab to keep her modest is some rape ape dune coon shit for brownoids who cant control themselves because they're lesser creatures.
And while I think measured modesty is without question a virtue for women, totally obscuring the beauty of the human form because your coethnics are incapable of not raping is some smoothbrained shit. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Jul-2024 08:20:44 JST dick flattening enthusiast This post has been doing the rounds lately, and I personally find it so amusing and relevant to my experience in government work that I need to post it again.
I am not a technical expert of any import, but I do work in niche spaces and it's alarming how often I find myself outperforming people who are far more qualified and experienced than I am. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jul-2024 00:32:01 JST dick flattening enthusiast While I am the first person to fucking lose it when a retarded cyclist faggot sits in my fucking way doing half the speed limit in his cocksucking lycra suit, I frequently use my bike whenever it's more practical than my car and it is actually incredible how much more retarded the average driver is than the average faggot nigger cyclist. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2024 20:51:12 JST dick flattening enthusiast Oh shit look out, here comes the oh-so-coy violent rhetoric from political titan and deep thinker Will Stancil -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 11:33:01 JST dick flattening enthusiast Holy fuck lol, who approved this? -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 02-Jun-2024 19:41:48 JST dick flattening enthusiast Just found out that the tiktok app refreshes your feed and selects a new video to watch when you press back, effectively hijacking your reflex to hit back on your phone when you're ready to exit something and instead feeding you new doomscroll content. I've never heard of something so technologically nefarious. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 02-May-2024 23:41:59 JST dick flattening enthusiast This round of college protests over Gaza has been generating a notably low amount of meme content. Sure, it's being highly scrutinised and attracting worldwide attention, but I actually had to go and read about what's going on, rather than first learning what's up via a constant stream of memes. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Apr-2024 00:17:14 JST dick flattening enthusiast A woman in her early 20s asked me today why they put roosters in coops with chickens. Took me a second to realise she thought roosters were another species, then she asked me if there are "girl roosters". -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 25-Apr-2024 23:24:18 JST dick flattening enthusiast Revisiting this again as I've been consooming more 90s goyslop content. Cuckoldry of some form is referenced way, way more than I remember.
>woah we've both banged the same chick? haha awkwarrrrrrd
>you're dating my ex now? aw mannnn, that's such a betrayal... haha nah bro we cool
>oh this is your ex? damn, he's way more of a man than i am haha CRAZY
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 25-Apr-2024 22:39:42 JST dick flattening enthusiast I've been watching 90s sitcoms for some reason and it's really noticeable how much they use cheating, cuckoldry and polygamy as plot devices. This weird jewish fetish projection / culturally corrosive psyop has been in the works for way longer than people remember. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Apr-2024 19:48:48 JST dick flattening enthusiast We like to make fun of how many fags, trannies, diversity hires and unpleasant women form the core of the public servant workforce in Current Year, but it's pretty understated how many are simply young people with barely any experience in their given role who were tossed in there to fill a demand, and subsequently lack the skills needed to be decision makers.
Everyone, especially the lolbertarian type of person, has complained about government bodies at some point, but I don't subscribe to the idea that this is an intrinsic problem with public entities. More often than not, bureaucratic inefficiency can be solved through good leadership.
Alas, good leaders do not brownoids tend to make. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Apr-2024 09:51:12 JST dick flattening enthusiast Avatar clownmaxxers stay winning -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Apr-2024 11:16:37 JST dick flattening enthusiast How about you put me in control of the administration of your sister's fat fucking jugs -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 22:45:28 JST dick flattening enthusiast This media construction of ye olde peasant times as being full of stupid illiterate peasants being ruled over by stupid, narcissistic monarchs has done more damage to European culture than anything trannies have managed to jam into childrens TV shows. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 22:27:48 JST dick flattening enthusiast If you cant navigate the high seas by observing the stars you have no right to tell me to stop saying nigger.
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 22:23:39 JST dick flattening enthusiast This man is too powerful to defeat with mere Facts & Logic