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    dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Mar-2025 22:29:37 JST dick flattening enthusiast dick flattening enthusiast
    Does anyone still actually use those app-based food delivery services? They were all the rage for a couple of years and they would've been raking in cash through covid, but now everyone just says "fuck that, way too expensive". And once they started doing the whole "drivers can pick up multiple orders at once" and your food had a very big chance to arrive cold and soggy, i'm pretty sure everyone I know just straight up stopped using the apps.

    Are these companies just running on lockdown inertia or what?
    In conversation about 10 hours ago from poa.st permalink
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    dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Mar-2025 16:23:33 JST dick flattening enthusiast dick flattening enthusiast
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    Oh nooooo if only there was some way we could have predicted this

    RT: https://poa.st/objects/e183579a-acc4-49cb-add0-40517756361b
    In conversation about 16 hours ago from poa.st permalink

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    dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Mar-2025 12:02:38 JST dick flattening enthusiast dick flattening enthusiast
    I have friends who implied i was a crazy person for saying i don't want to spit in a box for some company that will likely go broke and sell my DNA to an even less reputable company when the chips are down.
    In conversation about 21 hours ago from poa.st permalink

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    dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Mar-2025 11:58:46 JST dick flattening enthusiast dick flattening enthusiast
    >standing behind two millennial office yuppies in line for coffee
    >kids on bikes go past singing "move bitch, get out tha way"
    >yuppie says "crazy that kids are singing songs that came out before they were even born now"
    >"dude, your favourite song is Sweet Caroline, you put it on all the time"
    >both stand there in dead silence until they order and leave

    some Far Side shit
    In conversation about 9 days ago from poa.st permalink
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    dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 14-Mar-2025 23:03:15 JST dick flattening enthusiast dick flattening enthusiast
    The fact that gaining twitter verification requires you to go through an Israeli tech company operating pretty much straight out of Tel Aviv, run by people with ties to Israeli military/intelligence (and who are presumably very ardent zionists) is peak levels of "i expected this to be the case but its still mindboggling".
    In conversation about 13 days ago from poa.st permalink
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    dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 01-Mar-2025 00:56:52 JST dick flattening enthusiast dick flattening enthusiast
    I hear a lot about how the competency crisis is getting worse in the tech industry and that this is cause for alarm, but I was reading about what a "gamma knife" is and how it operates and i'm really thinking that we're actually not that many shitty, intellectually disinterested generations away from from just not having any understanding of complex medicine.
    In conversation about a month ago from poa.st permalink
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    dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Feb-2025 09:42:18 JST dick flattening enthusiast dick flattening enthusiast
    Everything else aside, it's pretty funny that the Asmongold the Nurglite can dunk on a retarded dyke bitch like Rachel Maddow and get more views just on his youtube clip channel alone than her prime time MSNBC broadcast (not to mention his ~half million twitch viewers).

    There is no reason not to whitepill about this.
    In conversation about a month ago from poa.st permalink
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    dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jan-2025 21:23:46 JST dick flattening enthusiast dick flattening enthusiast
    >"fuck trump he will never free the j6 boomers he tricked into getting arrested"
    >pardons them, even the violent ones, and starts referring to them at hostages
    >"ummmmm yeah still not happy with orange nigger, jack"

    Making predictions and staking your clout chips at the hitler casino is continually proving to be a loser's game for the online hard right. I'm not suggesting you lick that orange nutsack, but the world has become an increasingly unpredictable place since October 7 and its really making some of you look like absolute drooling idiots.
    In conversation about 2 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Jan-2025 18:24:33 JST dick flattening enthusiast dick flattening enthusiast
    Like it or not, a future of AI slop and LLM-generated opinions is what's in store for us online, meaning that curated, human experiences and interactions are going to be increasingly desired.

    This means that being a real human bean with real human opinions on the internet is going to be more important and valuable, not less.
    In conversation about 3 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Dec-2024 18:52:59 JST dick flattening enthusiast dick flattening enthusiast
    Whenever we go out to events or parties and we happen to interact with a woman with big bazongas, fat knockers and/or huge honkers, my wife has always - without fail - made sure to let me know sometime after the fact that "I'm not sure I liked her very much". I'm not even sure she knows she's doing it, or if it's a subconscious femoid thing she can't help.

    She doesn't know I've been sort of keeping track of this, but I could barely stop myself laughing when we were driving home the other night after an event. For a while we were talking to this absolute butterfaced chubster of a girl there who had huge, back-pain-inducing sweaterpuppies but was nothing but very nice and very polite to us, but nearly an hour after we'd left and were almost home the wifejak broke out of containment and she blurted out to me that the girl we met was "kind of weird and seemed like a bitch".
    In conversation about 4 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 02-Dec-2024 11:41:20 JST dick flattening enthusiast dick flattening enthusiast
    Been on a bit of a retard odysee since Trump 2: Orange Boogaloo happened and I've been consooming hours and hours of high- and low-brow libtard post-mortem podcast episodes and it's remarkable how far these people will go to not address the point that "I'm broker than I was under Trump, I'm sick of hearing about trannies and I dont really like this weird brown lady" was the predominant feeling of Americans on election day.

    They are so dedicated to clinging onto this anti-racist notion of "illegal immigrants are just productive labour units like you and me (but not really me lol) who are just a single certificate of citizenship away from being working class, blue-voting comrades so lets keep facilitating mass immigration to the exclusion of everything else" that they cannot honestly reflect on why there is now a multimillion dollar industry of right-wing content creator grifters who make money just laughing at them.
    In conversation about 4 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Oct-2024 17:00:42 JST dick flattening enthusiast dick flattening enthusiast
    Schizoboomers getting access to social media and just making shit up has been a disaster for the janny race.
    In conversation about 6 months ago from poa.st permalink

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    dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Oct-2024 19:40:40 JST dick flattening enthusiast dick flattening enthusiast
    Installing one of those massive Skyrim pre-configured modpacks that completely reworks the game in a totally overkill fashion and adds a foolish amount of HD retextures, and its like ive been transported back in time to being a kid again.

    Not because of the gameplay or anything, but because it's taking 2 days to download the fucking thing.
    In conversation about 6 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Sep-2024 05:06:56 JST dick flattening enthusiast dick flattening enthusiast
    This Katy Perry drama is pretty funny. Femoids are getting mad about a shitty pop album because it's not making a definitive "feminist" statement.

    I skimmed through the songs out of interest and they're all pretty bog standard pop music with a healthy dose of American nigger worship, but the consistent theme is celebration of the feminine and, interestingly, monogamy. Keeping male attention to the exclusion of others.

    For the artist to come out and say "no, no, you don't understand, this is a feel-good parody of girlbosses", and the predominant theme of much of the lyrics being "I love my man, hoes go away" is a pretty funny indictment of retarded girlboss itty bitty titties and a bob bullshit culture.
    In conversation about 6 months ago from poa.st permalink

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    dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 15-Sep-2024 22:31:31 JST dick flattening enthusiast dick flattening enthusiast
    >"build the wall!"
    >uhh fuck okay umm
    >"remigration is inevitable!"
    >???
    >white country?

    How do people fall for this?
    In conversation about 6 months ago from poa.st permalink

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    dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 14-Sep-2024 18:31:47 JST dick flattening enthusiast dick flattening enthusiast
    Hot take: this mindset of having to put your woman in a hijab to keep her modest is some rape ape dune coon shit for brownoids who cant control themselves because they're lesser creatures.

    And while I think measured modesty is without question a virtue for women, totally obscuring the beauty of the human form because your coethnics are incapable of not raping is some smoothbrained shit.
    In conversation about 6 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Jul-2024 08:20:44 JST dick flattening enthusiast dick flattening enthusiast
    This post has been doing the rounds lately, and I personally find it so amusing and relevant to my experience in government work that I need to post it again.

    I am not a technical expert of any import, but I do work in niche spaces and it's alarming how often I find myself outperforming people who are far more qualified and experienced than I am.
    In conversation about 8 months ago from poa.st permalink

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    dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jul-2024 00:32:01 JST dick flattening enthusiast dick flattening enthusiast
    While I am the first person to fucking lose it when a retarded cyclist faggot sits in my fucking way doing half the speed limit in his cocksucking lycra suit, I frequently use my bike whenever it's more practical than my car and it is actually incredible how much more retarded the average driver is than the average faggot nigger cyclist.
    In conversation about 8 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2024 20:51:12 JST dick flattening enthusiast dick flattening enthusiast
    Oh shit look out, here comes the oh-so-coy violent rhetoric from political titan and deep thinker Will Stancil
    In conversation about 9 months ago from poa.st permalink

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    dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 11:33:01 JST dick flattening enthusiast dick flattening enthusiast
    Holy fuck lol, who approved this?
    In conversation about 9 months ago from poa.st permalink

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