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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 15-Feb-2026 11:53:42 JST 
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Imagine being an old money British politico, possibly a descendant of nobles or lords even, or from lineages which have not only influenced the history of the United Kingdom, but also shaped the course of history for every nation and people touched by British colonial powers around the globe, and now you're slowly getting exposed for being like a degree or two of separation away from elite jewish pedo rings peddling blackmail and influence while you said nothing about the non-elite pakistani pedo rings everyone knew was going on and now you've got to keep your head down, shut the fuck up and hope this all blows over before the native inhabitants of the British Isles start remembering why their ancestors started the Peasants' Revolt and sacked the Tower of London. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 13-Feb-2026 08:36:00 JST
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@grok remove the word "inquiry" from this photo -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 12-Feb-2026 23:11:30 JST
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Fucking lol -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 12-Feb-2026 08:44:38 JST
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As much as I oppose Islam in western countries, Rupert has finally missed.
It's BROWN, Mr Lowe. The link between them is BROWN. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 12-Feb-2026 08:22:08 JST
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>trooned by munchie mum at 12 years old
We may just never know the motive, guys.
RT: https://poa.st/objects/6fe3fb67-2057-4ac8-a94f-e6234441b6ed -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Feb-2026 23:05:51 JST
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The concept of "knife crime" in disarmed countries is still just fucking bananas to me. Totally incomprehensible. I have never, ever, not even once in my life, felt the need to walk around in public hiding a knife on my person, let alone a machete.
If i'm to assume the perspective of a "troubled youth" here - theyre still not good for self defense in a nogunz country, they're not effective at de-escalating, and if you brandish a knife at someone and that person doesn't immediately run away then there is a high likelihood someone in that altercation is going to bleed out and fucking die. There is no reason to have one unless you intend to kill or terrorise someone. Sorry if that offends gun spergs, but that's just the state of play in a nation with zero tolerance for armed self-defense. If you have a knife and you're looking for a confrontation because you're a low IQ shitbull-hominid hybrid, you're either going to kill or maim an unarmed person, or you're going to get yourself killed or maimed by some other baboon who ate more bananas & rice that morning and turned up with quicker reflexes.
Anyway, its absolute chimpanzee behaviour and every time i see "HORROR ATTACK: More SHOCKING Knife Crime!" appear in the news because some teenage machetesexual african junglespawn hacked the limbs off another Denizen of the Dark Continent in a public street of some shitty suburb in Melbourne, i cant help but think "yeah, barely even human". -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Feb-2026 23:05:50 JST
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And I should note I'm under no delusional that these monkeys actually think they're just walking around with machetes because they need self-defense capabilities - most of the knife attacks seem to be feral adolescent africans who target other feral apes over existing grudges, or are in some way pre-meditated.
I'm just saying that even the shitlib view of this behaviour, that they somehow "feel threatened" and they "mistakenly" feel the need to arm themselves with blades, doesn't even hold a drop of water. If anything, it's solid anthropological evidence that they're not like us and we'd be safer if we put them in zoos for libtards to fawn over and take selfies with through 4 inches of tempered glass. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Feb-2026 12:01:07 JST
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Australian police hauling dune coons out of the street last night as they protest the israeli president's visit.
As a general rule interrupting your enemies (shitlibs and browns) while they're temporarily working in your favour (protesting israelis) is a bad move, but don't get so lost in the sauce that you're crying tears for brown muslim radicals who are breaking the law (their protest approval was rejected lol) and deliberately disrespecting the country your forebears built because they hate you.
Further, listen to the total anguish in these retards' histrionic warblings as the police (the same police who harass and target nationalists btw) remove an illegal protest dressed up as prayer. Do you think they would be struck down with such disbelief and shock if these cops were forcibly removing christian demonstrators? Fuck no lmao, these white shitlibs are traitors who would throw paint on praying white christians.
I dont care how much you hate israel, recognising your enemies for what they are is not carrying water for jews. Just be aware that zionists, goy and jew alike, will try to use this to manipulate you into believing they're on your side. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 09-Feb-2026 22:51:20 JST
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I'm looking forward to this attempt coming to fruition.
Yes, space is gay, but the shitstorm of weird online schizos arguing about whether or not Antarctica is real is going to pale in comparison to what happens when Musk either does or does not crash into the firmament.
Plus, whatever the outcome, i get to gloat about either the superiority and triumph of the white man, or that the schizos were right again. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 08-Feb-2026 05:03:03 JST
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I now have two libtardish friends who have said more openly antisemitic shit to me at friday night beers in the last three months than i've voiced aloud in the whole last decade.
I have been totally, brutally JQ mogged by two guys who still think "trans kids" are a thing. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Feb-2026 08:26:38 JST
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Aight lil nigga thats it you're catching a mute -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 02-Feb-2026 21:36:41 JST
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>r-raymundo... hay-zooz...
>how... how could you... -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 02-Feb-2026 14:20:42 JST
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Every time I've decided that yes, he's just trolling because he thinks he's clever and wants to farm engagement, I see him do this sort of sloppy autofellatio that you just can't fake. The kind of ideologically vapid fartsnorting that only a truly repulsive gay-face contrarian can muster. -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 02-Feb-2026 14:20:42 JST
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Far be it from me to sing the praises of the republican party, but you have got to be kidding me Mr Banana
I'm one more smoothbrained drooler of a post from Curly Dick here away from just blocking him and never having to see his cumguzzling ragebait ever again -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 04:17:21 JST
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>Hasan Piker got banned for saying "rabid zionist pigs"
Damn they got him for the one thing i agree wi--
>he was directing it at people who agree with ICE yeeting illegls
Ahh right okay gotcha -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jan-2026 02:14:05 JST
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>colleague has now made odd feet-related comments on three separate occasions
Foot Niggas DON'T Broadcast Their WEIRD FETISH Challenge (any%)(nightmare mode)(impossible) -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 23-Jan-2026 17:51:12 JST
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Lmao -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 23-Jan-2026 17:51:12 JST
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>its not happening
>its a good thing actually -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 23-Jan-2026 17:51:11 JST
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>reeeee why won't they engage me in good faith? all i've ever done is ragebait and engagement farm and act like a provocateur straight out of Goebbels' diary -
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dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 12-Jan-2026 14:16:01 JST
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This has been a weird slow roll psyop or something. Everyone murmuring about it happening for nearly a week, but no real official word despite public statements from actual officials hinting they fucking hate xwitter and want it gone.
If it does happen, its going to be the most transparent mass censorship move we've seen in the west in a while. Like it or not, xwitter has become THE citizen journalism hub, for better or for worse. Literally just "we're going to totally remove our citizens from the unfiltered information ecosystem because uhhhhhh nonconsensual bikini pics niggaaaaa"
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