Embed this noticeBugmanJones (bugmanjones@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Dec-2023 18:21:42 JST
BugmanJonesEuropeans don't understand how integral to American culture the search for the "real secret" to weight loss is. Let me explain - America is full of fat people who want to lose weight. The first step is always to immediately dismiss diet and exercise as an option because something something racism. Next, it's time to find the real secret. Maybe it's vegetarianism? Maybe that's not strict enough so you should try veganism? Maybe it's the Subway diet? Maybe all you need to do is eat dark chocolate? Or maybe, just maybe, you can comfortably cram yourself in your living room and watch horror movies while ramming Oreos into your face? Yeah, that's gotta be the real secret that Big Fitness doesn't want you to know about! You try that, and you tell everybody that you feel like it's working great. Then, when it inevitably doesn't work, it's on to find the next thing that's definitely the real secret to losing weight.
Halloween - Formerly All Hallows' Eve. This was an Irish Catholic holiday about remembering the dead, brought to America by immigrants. Now it's about stuffing your face with candy and bullshit "witchcraft" that Gerald Gardner made up in the 1960s. Dumb women love that.
Thanksgiving- Formerly a day about remembering the discovery of this land, and a harvest festival. Now it's about hating your uncle because he votes wrong and eating sugary crap until you die from diabetes. Nobody harvests anything or even knows that food comes from farms.
Christmas- The holiest of days, formerly an entire season on the Church calendar where we celebrate the birth of Christ. Then for a while, it was about buying huge piles of mass produced crap that ends up in the garbage 3 days later. Now it's even stupider. Americans accuse Christians of "stealing" Christmas from Pagans somehow, because everyone knows that pagans were known for celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. They cite stories about Bacchus, Mithras, or Horus as evidence, and proceed to get every detail wrong. If you point out that no credible source supports their version of these myths, then you're the ignorant one somehow. Americans don't care about facts or reality, only sugary treats, and there's lots of them on Christmas. If they survive Thanksgiving, this is when diabetes gets them.
@NathanielHigger1488 Make sure to tell every Jew on social media this is just part and parcel of living in a multicultural society and they should open their borders.
@MelGibsonafter4Beers@graf Why yes, Traddy McBasedking, I would love to start a 40 acre self sustaining homestead with you where we can live off of what we grow. We can even keep some goats as pets to mow the lawn.
@MelGibsonafter4Beers@Vacerous@graf I had some chick in my dm's. I joked about how I was going to seduce her into defecting if she was a federal agent 😂
@Godcast@CatLord@MoralPanic@branman65@gucciloafers@mkultra@didymus@reloadedAK As much as they would like to be, they aren't National Socialists. Hitler himself said that National Socialism wasn't for export and disavowed copycats. Instead he allied with different unique ethnonationalist movements doing their own thing like the Rexists, the fascists, the Romanian Iron Guard, the Falangists, etc. It's almost like nationalist ideologies are made for their place of origin and can't simply be copied and pasted.
@branman65@Godcast@CatLord@MoralPanic@gucciloafers@mkultra@didymus@reloadedAK American culture and the American psyche was formed around the forces of the Revolution, westward expansion, manifest destiny, the wild west, rebellion, and guerilla warfare against injuns and the british. This leads us to a very different national character and potential outcome over the places that were built strong by obedience and regimentation. It also renders us fundamentally incompatible with any European style militant regimentation such as those the larpers and misguided dissidents always fetishize. Tell these people we arent compatible with their favorite flavor of ww2 era politics and they flip out.
This ironically is also why America is the hardest nut for these kike NWO freaks to crack and why we refuse to give up our guns and listen to "officials" as much as we do. It's why there was such tenacious resistance to mask/vaccine mandates in a significant portion of the nation even among the vaxxed NPC's, much to the midwit freaks and nerds' dismay.