Notices by young man yells at the cloud (bamboombibbitybop@mastodon.social)

@lain you joke, but if you get the chance to get on a jury and you know about jury nullification, do not say ANYTHING about it -- you will be removed from the jury. You need to get onto the jury ALREADY KNOWING about nullification to invoke it. Telling active jurors about nullification is literally a crime.

learn what jury nullification is and tell every single person you meet about it

@darth that basketball analogy is a bit of a stretch, basketball isn't destroying the biosphere

@engravecavedave @inthehands Assuming the "badness" of each year of students follows a normal bell-curve distribution, "this year of students is particularly bad" *is* a statement that can be true. However, I don't think the solution is to shrug and say "oh well, what can ya do, these kids just suck."

If someone's answer to your simple question in a technical topic is "it depends," there's a very good chance they actually know what they're talking about and you should listen very closely to whatever they're about to say next

I feel preemptively sorry for the poor soul who will go through a huge health journey to quit smoking cigarettes, stop drinking, cut out processed meats, start exercising regularly, eating superfoods etc. all in the name of living a long and healthy life only to get crushed to death at 32 by a discarded piece of SpaceX junk like Wiley fucking Coyote

I can't help but fear that the widespread use of VPNs to bypass bullshit regional anti-porn legislation and the upcoming TikTok ban will lead to regulators attempting to outlaw VPNs. We must not allow that to happen under any circumstances.

VPNs are an essential privacy and security tool that must not be criminalized.

The Internet is not something to be regulated based on arbitrary lines drawn on a map 200 years ago.

That's not how computer networks work.

#Privacy
#VPN
#TikTokBan

@FunkETown @blogdiva Yes, I agree that all of those deserve regulation. My point is they are *specifically* targeting the Chinese one on the grounds that it is Chinese.

@blogdiva to specifically regulate TikTok while ignoring the behavior of literally every profit-driven company that sells anything related to computers whatsoever is nothing more than baldfaced xenophobia and racism.

@nixCraft you actually need

sudo rm -fr / --no-preserve-root

@thomasfuchs "You don't understand -- we can't create AI chatbots without stealing every piece of copyrighted work on the internet!"

"Okay."

"No, seriously -- it's necessary! Our progress towards an AGI-driven utopia for all will be stopped if you don't let us just plagiarize everything free of charge!"

*rolls eyes*

"Yeah that sounds like a you problem man. I don't give a shit."

"But, but, but -- don't you want us to create AGI???"

"No, not particularly."

"Can I scan your eye?"

"No."

@thomasfuchs JavaScript reminds me of Henry Kissinger in his final years -- guilty of multiple warcrimes and seemingly incapable of dying

I hate the stupid "draft me an email" 'use case' that Microsoft, Google, OpenAI etc keep parroting over and over again. Draft me an email about what, motherfucker? To whom? With what tone? What information do you want to convey? How do you want to sign it? If you provide all of this *necessary* information to the LLM, you already wrote the goddamn email. The fact that these companies keep highlighting the same 3 or 4 nonexistent use cases is proof that this is all useless garbage. Fucking christ

@jk On a separate note, I *wish* lynx and co. were viable options for anything beyond sifting through search results or wikipedia articles. I'd love to have a little box set up with no DE, but it just doesn't make any sense when the web exists in its current state.

@ryanhoulihan Imagine if they asked you for a PGP signed message

I just used #Windows11 for the first time on a relative's laptop to install some stuff for her. Her fucking Desktop is on OneDrive??? Excuse me Microsoft?? Why the fuck is there a goddamn stock ticker in the corner?

Microsoft is a stain on our civilization and I hope one day people stop buying their garbage OS. Imagine paying for an operating system when #Linux exists.

@dansup @pixelfed Are you looking for contributors?

@thomasfuchs GUIs were a mistake. Name a single command line tool wirh advertisements or DRM.

@Nyla_Smokeyface @thomasfuchs I will always use every adblocker available in my power. If I want to support the creator, I will donate directly.