“We have invented a stealing machine and we’re profiteering from what it’s stealing, why is everyone so angry at us?”
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Thomas 🔭🕹️ (thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jan-2024 04:39:30 JST Thomas 🔭🕹️ -
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young man yells at the cloud (bamboombibbitybop@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jan-2024 05:00:25 JST young man yells at the cloud @thomasfuchs "You don't understand -- we can't create AI chatbots without stealing every piece of copyrighted work on the internet!"
"Okay."
"No, seriously -- it's necessary! Our progress towards an AGI-driven utopia for all will be stopped if you don't let us just plagiarize everything free of charge!"
*rolls eyes*
"Yeah that sounds like a you problem man. I don't give a shit."
"But, but, but -- don't you want us to create AGI???"
"No, not particularly."
"Can I scan your eye?"
"No."
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