@thomasfuchs "You don't understand -- we can't create AI chatbots without stealing every piece of copyrighted work on the internet!"
"Okay."
"No, seriously -- it's necessary! Our progress towards an AGI-driven utopia for all will be stopped if you don't let us just plagiarize everything free of charge!"
*rolls eyes*
"Yeah that sounds like a you problem man. I don't give a shit."
"But, but, but -- don't you want us to create AGI???"
"No, not particularly."
"Can I scan your eye?"
"No."