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Notices by shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse), page 9

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    shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Oct-2023 04:50:53 JST shitpisscum shitpisscum
    in reply to
    • pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • Machismo
    • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
    • Avatar of Chaos
    • tsoifan1997
    • istván
    @dcc @Zerglingman @p @MK2boogaloo @sysrq @istvan Dumb question: how do you actually do heartbeat monitoring (not just cron) without using some party solution like this? I'm not asking about logs or whatever, say I have a few machines and each of them has a bunch of jobs and a bunch of "should have been a job but is actually a python script with a while true loop" things and I want to receive real time notifications (email/SMS/whatever) whenever one of them fails/

    Asking for a friend
    In conversation Wednesday, 04-Oct-2023 04:50:53 JST from mrhands.horse permalink
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    shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Oct-2023 04:50:51 JST shitpisscum shitpisscum
    in reply to
    • pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • Machismo
    • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
    • Avatar of Chaos
    • tsoifan1997
    • istván
    @Zerglingman @dcc @p @MK2boogaloo @sysrq @istvan
    >uptime kurwa
    Second reply suggestin it, nice. My point here is that Uptime kuma is basically doing the same thing Uptime robot and Cronitor are doing but is self hosted. Pete said using these tools means you "don't know how cron works" so I was like "ok enlighten me, how do I implement this in cron itself so I don't have to bother with Uptime kuma/Cronitor/Whatever"

    >try: program()
    >except Exception as e: notify(e); raise # should extract stack trace

    And then I guess trigger some kind of mailer in the "except" part. I made a somewhat functional mailer in Python some time ago, I guess I could bothch it in here somehow
    In conversation Wednesday, 04-Oct-2023 04:50:51 JST from mrhands.horse permalink
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    shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Oct-2023 03:26:03 JST shitpisscum shitpisscum
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    • :blobancap: :blobcattrans: :blobancap: :blobcattrans: :blobancap: :blobcattrans:
    • meso
    • armpit licker feet smeller
    @allison @tiskaan @meso You just made me look up what a soulbonder is and yea there defitiely are many of them out there
    In conversation Wednesday, 04-Oct-2023 03:26:03 JST from mrhands.horse permalink
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    shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Oct-2023 03:21:27 JST shitpisscum shitpisscum
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    • :blobancap: :blobcattrans: :blobancap: :blobcattrans: :blobancap: :blobcattrans:
    • meso
    • armpit licker feet smeller
    @allison @tiskaan @meso Add incels to the mix and you get the kind of stories you'd expect to see in one of these shitty early 2010s "found footage" horror movies lol
    In conversation Wednesday, 04-Oct-2023 03:21:27 JST from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Oct-2023 01:48:47 JST shitpisscum shitpisscum
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    • 
    • shitpisscum :shrerbia: :verified:
    • EconomicHitman
    • 7666
    @mint @7666 @shitpisscum @Economic_Hitman
    >you probably need a little more RAM
    I definitely do lol

    >Upgrading both postgres
    Will do when seeting up a new db server

    >and pleromer
    Will do as soon as the db is running well
    In conversation Wednesday, 04-Oct-2023 01:48:47 JST from mrhands.horse permalink
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    shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Oct-2023 08:52:34 JST shitpisscum shitpisscum
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    • lainy
    @lain ngl if you told me that was a real person I would probably believe you. What model, what prompts?
    In conversation Tuesday, 03-Oct-2023 08:52:34 JST from mrhands.horse permalink
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    shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Oct-2023 08:43:44 JST shitpisscum shitpisscum
    • lainy
    @lain Who's that? Asking for a friend
    In conversation Tuesday, 03-Oct-2023 08:43:44 JST from mrhands.horse permalink
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    shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Monday, 25-Sep-2023 07:25:04 JST shitpisscum shitpisscum
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    • autism :verified:
    @jeff mood
    In conversation Monday, 25-Sep-2023 07:25:04 JST from mrhands.horse permalink

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    shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Sep-2023 09:22:33 JST shitpisscum shitpisscum
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    • Alex Gleason
    @alex So for now this is basically a nostr client? Also any plans to get the 'edit profile' thing working, it seems to be just timing out after 60 seconds?

    In conversation Wednesday, 13-Sep-2023 09:22:33 JST from mrhands.horse permalink

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    shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Saturday, 09-Sep-2023 10:37:53 JST shitpisscum shitpisscum
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    • Fediverse Contractor
    • Token
    • Kirino Kousaka
    @Kirino @coin @bot Do I get a buckshot or not?
    In conversation Saturday, 09-Sep-2023 10:37:53 JST from mrhands.horse permalink

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    shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Saturday, 02-Sep-2023 11:07:10 JST shitpisscum shitpisscum
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    • þernia
    • 『VRISKA』
    • Your New Marijuana Injecting Waifu :weed:
    • Terry
    • pyrate
    • sysrq
    • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
    • mia
    • Chad Warden :pleromatan:
    • MercurialBlack
    • тняэдт[₅₄₇₇₇]
    @mia @dcc @threat @Terry @sjw @pernia @kirby @sysrq @vriska @pyrate @MercurialBlack
    >toot
    In conversation Saturday, 02-Sep-2023 11:07:10 JST from mrhands.horse permalink
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    shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Saturday, 02-Sep-2023 11:07:08 JST shitpisscum shitpisscum
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    • þernia
    • 『VRISKA』
    • Your New Marijuana Injecting Waifu :weed:
    • Terry
    • pyrate
    • sysrq
    • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
    • mia
    • Chad Warden :pleromatan:
    • MercurialBlack
    • тняэдт[₅₄₇₇₇]
    @pernia @dcc @threat @Terry @sjw @meowski @kirby @mia @sysrq @vriska @pyrate @MercurialBlack
    In conversation Saturday, 02-Sep-2023 11:07:08 JST from mrhands.horse permalink

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    shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Friday, 01-Sep-2023 08:56:38 JST shitpisscum shitpisscum
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    • Sexy Moon
    • iceloops 🚬 :love_forever_cat:
    @1iceloops123 @Moon Would play that lmao
    In conversation Friday, 01-Sep-2023 08:56:38 JST from mrhands.horse permalink
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    shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Friday, 01-Sep-2023 08:11:55 JST shitpisscum shitpisscum
    • Fediverse Contractor
    • Leaf Lord
    • shrimps!
    • 7666
    • JAJAX
    • paula
    • Maija (Under 7666's Bed Arc)
    • pinguicula :hehe:
    @JAJAX @7666 @maija @Leaflord @paula @bot @pinguicula @animeirl
    >I HAVE NORMAL EARS
    I mean they do look normal for a cat 🤷♂️
    In conversation Friday, 01-Sep-2023 08:11:55 JST from mrhands.horse permalink

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    shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Sunday, 20-Aug-2023 10:57:44 JST shitpisscum shitpisscum
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    • 恵真 :hypercat:
    • Fediverse Contractor
    @emma @bot
    >u can put any gif on it
    I wonder how shit like https://shitpisscum.mooo.com/emoji/test1/dogsexvomitcube.gif would look like on that thing lol
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    • cool_boy_mew
    • djsumdog
    @djsumdog @coolboymew
    In conversation Tuesday, 15-Aug-2023 10:27:19 JST from mrhands.horse permalink

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    • mdn
    @mangeurdenuage
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    shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Friday, 04-Aug-2023 03:29:01 JST shitpisscum shitpisscum
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    • eris
    @eris looks interesting, will donate some cash
    In conversation Friday, 04-Aug-2023 03:29:01 JST from mrhands.horse permalink
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    shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jul-2023 08:16:02 JST shitpisscum shitpisscum
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    • Sexy Moon
    • m0xEE
    • realcaseyrollins ✝️
    • xianc78
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    • Gabe
    @Moon @xianc78 @gabriel @a @m0xee @realcaseyrollins So something like @ shitpisscum @ shitpisscum.ddns,net:8080 shoud in theory work fine?
    In conversation Tuesday, 18-Jul-2023 08:16:02 JST from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    • lainy
    • Lumeinshin
    @Moon @lain @Lumeinshin fuck you my dick is confused now
    In conversation Saturday, 27-May-2023 10:12:24 JST from mrhands.horse permalink
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