@dcc @Zerglingman @p @MK2boogaloo @sysrq @istvan Dumb question: how do you actually do heartbeat monitoring (not just cron) without using some party solution like this? I'm not asking about logs or whatever, say I have a few machines and each of them has a bunch of jobs and a bunch of "should have been a job but is actually a python script with a while true loop" things and I want to receive real time notifications (email/SMS/whatever) whenever one of them fails/

Asking for a friend