Notices by Poast Oak (poastoak@poa.st)
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gm that was the most sleep I have gotten in a single night in over 3 months
I slept more last night than I did the preceding 3 days combined
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@Paultron @nozaki Fuck chuck eye, all my homies hate chuck eye
Blade steak is the only thing I've ever had that was worse. Shit is tough every time, never mattered how much I beat it or marinate it
I just check the ad for the beaner store and wait for chuck steaks or top round to go on sale
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@YeetLibs Stem women shouldn't exist but if hate them a lot less if they were cuter
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@SuperLutheran Many such cases! Sad!
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@jimmybuffettfanaccount Uoh sakaki-san need
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@LukeAlmighty Nigga have you ever been on a construction site
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@BowsacNoodle @SuperSnekFriend @caekislove I'm an incrementalist; just ONE of these dudes smoking his mom and doctor is closer to justice than what we have now so I'm for it.
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@BowsacNoodle @SuperSnekFriend @caekislove can't wait for one of these trans kids to go off their meds long enough to realize what was done to them and exact the appropriate retribution
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@BowsacNoodle @Evil_Bender @Sui I got the energy merit badge too, was much cooler, got to tour a coal plant.
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@BowsacNoodle @Evil_Bender @Sui Yeah it was just basic bitch nuclear theory for 12 year olds (no math of any consequence) and we didn't have a nuclear plant anywhere near us so we did some bullshit alternative requirement
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@BowsacNoodle @Evil_Bender @Sui Nuclear Science was a fucking snoozefest of a merit badge, probably the worst one i got
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@HyperboreanWave @BowsacNoodle how many kikes have you beaten with a whip?
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@HyperboreanWave @BowsacNoodle
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@skylar @WoodshopHandman @Dicer @Type_Other Protestant work ethic is the #1 thing separating human beings (protestant northern euro stock) from literal monkeys (meds) or worse (slavs)
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@BowsacNoodle @HyperboreanWave Huh, i thought that fag blocked me
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@DEERBLOOD @BowsacNoodle @mushroom_soup he dindu nuffin free my nigga he a good boy n stuff
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@kshatriyahalhind You will never be a real jihadi. You have no IED, you have no suicide vest, you have no Toyota Hilux. You are an overweight man twisted by welfare and immigration into a crude mockery of Allah's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Mujahideen mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your soft appearance behind closed doors.
Imams are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed true warriors of Allah to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even jihadis who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mooj. Your sentence structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy on the fediverse into an argument with you, he’ll turn and mock you the second he gets a whiff of your dorito stained, mountain dew soaked soul.
You will never be happy. You wrench out an allahu ackbar every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your westernized name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a welfare migrant is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably weak.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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@houseoftolstoy @DW2 What are you talking about nigga a used honda with 150k miles is going for $12k around here
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@Dudebro @houseoftolstoy @DW2 Oh believe me i know, its why I will never be getting rid of my ranger
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@LukeAlmighty @grey PUT A CHICK IN IT AND MAKE HER GAY
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