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Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum (rudolf_von_goldenbaum@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Mar-2026 08:29:59 JST
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>tfw hotel ice machine ice is only 1 degree below freezing and melts instantly when you put it in a drink -
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Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum (rudolf_von_goldenbaum@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Mar-2026 10:18:23 JST
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@c @White_Rabbit >everybody thought he was the chosen one
>everybody is now kicking themselves for being wrong
>tfw a funny twist of fate makes the original prophecy true -
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Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum (rudolf_von_goldenbaum@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 08-Mar-2026 00:36:38 JST
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@madcuzbad Always liked this aspect of Predator lore -
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Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum (rudolf_von_goldenbaum@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 26-Feb-2026 21:48:41 JST
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@barrybestt I've seen so many examples of this where a women's relationship writer will be like "I'm a slut haha"(2010)then be like "maybe being a slut is bad actually"(2015). Those are basically the only two types of articles they can write, so just for the sake of content they pretty much have to do it. -
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Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum (rudolf_von_goldenbaum@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 09-Feb-2026 22:22:44 JST
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@PNS This seems very easy to exploit. Connection to Mossad? No problem. Talked to a racist one time? Security risk. Travelled to Russia one time? Security risk. -
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Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum (rudolf_von_goldenbaum@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Feb-2026 09:44:45 JST
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@Fullmetal2255 If the kid said "I'm just trying to get this girl to like me" that would be pretty good. -
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Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum (rudolf_von_goldenbaum@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Feb-2026 09:44:43 JST
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@sapphire @Fullmetal2255 Sorry guys but I'm going to try Newsom-maxxing, it's the only way. -
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Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum (rudolf_von_goldenbaum@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 05-Feb-2026 06:36:44 JST
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@Nudhul @sun He probably went out of his way to avoid thinking about it until an antifa punched him in the face. -
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Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum (rudolf_von_goldenbaum@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-Jan-2026 22:16:12 JST
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@LukeAlmighty Same energy -
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Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum (rudolf_von_goldenbaum@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 18-Jan-2026 17:27:37 JST
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When your racist friend brings his wife -
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Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum (rudolf_von_goldenbaum@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 23:52:13 JST
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@PNS I've been told that as long as you sort of shove people aside with your car at a reasonable speed it's not that dangerous. Maybe these drivers should just do that. -
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Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum (rudolf_von_goldenbaum@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Dec-2025 09:17:51 JST
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@BroDrillard For the entire existence of the internet until about 2015, every anon you talked to online was a white male between 15-30 years old. -
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Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum (rudolf_von_goldenbaum@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Nov-2025 10:53:07 JST
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@Breaking911 This is some movie shit -
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Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum (rudolf_von_goldenbaum@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Oct-2025 23:47:36 JST
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@sickburnbro For the first half of my lifetime libtards were pretty blatantly hating Christianity and patriotism. I know that because I went along with it for awhile. -
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Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum (rudolf_von_goldenbaum@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Sep-2025 03:48:55 JST
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@deprecated_ii Hoover Dam was built in the middle of the desert, before even Vegas was populated. Offer big money and the rednecks will come. -
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Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum (rudolf_von_goldenbaum@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 30-Aug-2025 14:17:51 JST
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The funny thing is I can assume modern trucks are much easier to drive than the ones 40 years ago. Old redneck drivers probably had failing brakes half the time but mastered all the little tricks to make it work. -
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Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum (rudolf_von_goldenbaum@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 21-Aug-2025 09:34:38 JST
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@r000t Reminds me of that pet squirrel that New York euthanized a year ago. -
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Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum (rudolf_von_goldenbaum@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 07-Aug-2025 20:24:40 JST
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@Vashna @Whitewall_Blasphemy @Hoss Both cruises and mid-tier Vegas resorts are all brown now.
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Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum (rudolf_von_goldenbaum@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Aug-2025 13:00:35 JST
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@verita84 Man the internet really is going to be dead outside of fedi. In conversation from poa.st permalink -
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Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum (rudolf_von_goldenbaum@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 25-Jul-2025 02:42:16 JST
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RIP Hulk Hogan
It's funny I was just recently thinking about how Hogan outived so many of his wrestling peers, probably because he was so rich and famous. A lot of those guys would go from traveling every day for 20 years straight to sitting at home drinking themselves to death the moment they retired. 71 is pretty good for a nigga that looked middle aged at 30, abused roids and stimulants and had nasty injuries.In conversation from poa.st permalink Attachments