Notices by Chris Bohn (docbohn@techhub.social)

@dalias Related: if a clickable element (including but not limited to notifications) occupies part of the screen that was occupied by a different clickable element within the last half-second, it should ignore having been clicked/swiped.

Or, perhaps: ignore being clicked/swiped for at least the first half-second of occupying a particular part of the screen.

Yes, I've dismissed severe weather notifications when I meant to dismiss an email. And other notifications that I couldn't see through my finger. But I've also clicked on too many wrong links on webpages that like to rearrange themselves.

The waitress invited me to kiss her grits, but I couldn't find grits on the menu.

#ComplaintsAtFictionalBiz
#HashtagGames

@catsalad

@cwebber

@SwiftOnSecurity Our IT department was not amused when I clicked on the "report phishing" button for one of their legitimate emails. There were even less amused when when I pointed out all the ways that it resembled a phishing attempt.

It's a little known fact that Cliff Clavin is the person behind the @lowqualityfacts account.

#FakeSitcomFacts
#HashTagGames

@inthehands Maybe it's time to update the old "Documentation vs Stack Overflow" picture.

@echopapa @thomasfricke @birnim@fosstodon.org @ids1024
Bah! A magnetized needle was more than adequate until flash memory came along.
https://xkcd.com/378/

@thomasfricke @echopapa @birnim@fosstodon.org @ids1024
Obviously "editing a file with a magnetized needle" is a joke, but I recently noticed this core memory kit that includes a magnetized stylus to edit the memory contents.
https://www.core64.io/

Good morning

#GoodMorning #chickens

@mos_8502
I like the sound of "Canada is the reason the Geneva conventions had to be written"

@clacke

@futurebird That depends on two things:

When time is frozen, am I able to see when I'm staying perfectly still? If so, does everything appear white?

If the answers are "yes" and "no" then, I'm going to start by experimenting with progressively "longer" periods of timefreeze, to see if objects get hotter the longer time is frozen.

If there's no risk of melting the universe, then I'm going to start by studying the current physics body of knowledge. Then I'm going to get to work on fixing that body of knowledge.

Explanation:
If photons are also "frozen" then the only way for me to see is to move so that my eyeballs strike photons. If I can see, then photons keep moving.

If everything appears white, then a plausible explanation is that there are no new photos emitted, but everything perfectly reflects all photons.

If photons move and some photons are absorbed, then there MUST be new photons being emitted. (And if objects can't shed heat, then absorbing photons will make them hot.)

@nixCraft We're always worrying about lossy compression. Is this lossy expansion?