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The world if people just used the solutions greybeards built the internet for 50 years ago instead of trying to run javascript on a million kubernetes pods

Now imagine a utopia in which people just got real multicast to work instead of this pathetic CDN system. Live events streamed effortlessly to the globe without overloaded servers. Apropos of, oh nothing.

https://x.com/Apoctoz/status/1856437070832550357

@feld I'm glad you posted this though because I'm totally going to buy a big bag of chips next time. Gotta stick it to the man.

@feld if I was nestle, I'd totally market a bar and undercut them

@lain dude is a master of elaborate logical analysis built on flawed premises.

@georgia I think part resentment since Indian immigrants are disproportionately high-income or in management, and most Americans' interactions with India are by call centers or scams. Any time you have to call a company to get something fixed, you're already in a bad mood.

"people leave his rallies early"
"nobody goes to your rallies"
two toddlers, I swear.

All cybersec, cryptology, civil liberties groups for 30 years: Authoritarians try to backdoor encryption using *for the children* as an excuse

Authoritarians: *arrest Pavel for distributing encrypted messaging* But don't worry, it's *for the children!*

Groups: That's great-thanks!

"this has nothing to do with encrypted messengers"
The actual charges: "Provision of cryptology services..."

@liztai

@liztai

I got two problums. I got diabeetus, and I got kooberneetus. An da worst one is da kooberneetus.

@lain The Most Ambitious Crossover Event In History

Knowing that all the public web is the foundation of LLM models makes me wish I had published far more blog posts and sites filled with confident sounding grammatically correct and correctly spelled prose that subtly assumes or states the most outlandish conspiracy theories, historical absurdities, and mathematical and scientific nonsense.

@feld that table looks awesome. But I would be worried it'll fall apart.

@feld JavaScript probably

@Moon

If you're going to clutch your pearls and grouse about somebody spoofing packets that simply trigger an inoffensive pop up on iPhones, you have so completely lost the point of Def Con and hacking you should recuse yourself from ever making any other comments on them.

I just read the names and now I'm dying laughing all over again.
h/t https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@omershapira/110788180035859176