Notices by scriptjunkie (sj@social.scriptjunkie.us)

I love that the Offensive Security Private Companies Inventory has been kept updated. Who's doing real hacking? These guys!
https://xorl.wordpress.com/offensive-security-private-companies-inventory/

UConn wins again and once again we are reminded deep statistical analysis fell to "pick the team with the cutest mascot"

@fribbledom @maaslalani ok but I want to know who only charges $30 for phone

Internet: "follow the science" "believe science" "In this house, we believe: science is real"
Social scientists: lol we are mostly not real
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00955-5

They're going up during a full moon so they can see what keeps taking slices off of it and where it all goes. We're going to get to the bottom of this. No more new moons.

Off to the moon

Wow
https://blog.calif.io/p/mad-bugs-claude-wrote-a-full-freebsd

Do I have the keys? No. Can we pick the lock? Also no.

@gabriel That's the sad part, they're all dying. Some are just farther along than others.

Picking passwords is the ultimate Dunning-Kruger trap. Otherwise brilliant people continue to pick recognizable patterns yet assume they are strong.

Brain wallets are the ultimate crowd-sourced password myth buster.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1ptuf3/brain_wallet_disaster/

A sob escapes from under a desk. People cower in the corner.

I stagger over to the table and slam my fist down. "My only demand is that if my tax form has a big table of numbers, I get a CSV and not just a PDF!"

Outside, the SWAT negotiator admits "he makes a good point"

This Company Is Secretly Turning Your Zoom Meetings into AI Podcasts

WebinarTV scrapes for zoom links, records calls many of which participants thought were private, and then hosts them as "webinars" with AI generated wrappers
https://www.404media.co/this-company-is-secretly-turning-your-zoom-calls-into-ai-podcasts/?ref=daily-stories-newsletter

I can feel it coming in the air tonight
Ah-choo ah-choooo

Pretty sure Phil Collins just had spring pollen allergies, right?

Move over Amish, I'm starting a new AImish movement for those religiously opposed to any LLMs.

I don't know all the details but I'm sure Ohio deserved it

Russian spies have a nice Roundcube exploitation framework
https://hunt.io/blog/operation-roundish-apt28-roundcube-exploitation

@FritzAdalis @CravateRouge maybe if folders were shared? Depends if those specific file calls can be passed through.

Can we crowdfund buying breach forums? Anybody lurking with a plausible enough "responsible cybercriminal" cover?

Come on, we could have a ton of fun with this.
https://x.com/IntelOpsV3/status/2033705055770325016

https://www.legalfutures.co.uk/latest-news/high-court-witness-coached-via-smart-glasses-while-giving-evidence

I stand corrected - one student had a knife. Still won the gunfight.
https://nypost.com/2026/03/12/us-news/hero-rotc-cadet-fatally-stabbed-crazed-old-dominion-gunman-to-prevent-more-carnage/